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The Capitalists Revolting! Squelch the Chicago Rebellion!

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Call to Arms, Comrades!!

We must squelch this rebellion before it gets out of hand and begins to infiltrate minds of Sheeple.

Follow link to witness dangerous free thinking & vocal trader traitor!!!!


- https://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1039849853

He needs substantial shovel tenderizing and duct tape applied to his pie hole before tossed on box car with other subversives.



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It's just a glitch in the Matrix. Move along, comrades. Move along.

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Border Collie Patrol wrote: He needs substantial shovel tenderizing and duct tape applied to his pie hole before tossed on box car with other subversives.

That is not adequate, Comrade! We need to crush the counter revolution as quickly as possible and scare any possible future dissenters into keeping quite and staying in line. For this, we must take extreme measures, as our Chinese Comrades did in that fateful square in 1989.

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WHAT IS THIS!!!!!! OFF WITH hIZ EAD!!!!

HOW DARE HE CHALLENGE THE WISDOM OF THE ANOINTED ONE!!!! I WANT HIM IN A BOX CAR WITH A SHOVEL NOW!!!!!

HE IS TO BE WASHING MY ZIL TOMORROW MORNING!!!


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Here's the video of traitorous transgressor....
(which I moved to beginning post for easier reference by comrades & KGB.)

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Capitalist fools must learn progressive wisdom; here is some:

The Parable of the Loafing Fisherman

Obama the Father had two sons, Joe Plumber and Hugh Henrietta. Joe saveth his meager dough and bought a hut in the cheap section of the village so he would not have to give all his silver coins to the moneychangers. But Hugh fell for the siren song of the real estate agent of Satan and bought the King's summer palace even though he made not much from his craft as a twig salesman. Many weeks later, Joe sat happily in his hut drinking grog and watching the goat (there was no TV then) but Hugh was beset by moneychangers demanding more change and less hope.

Hugh went to Obama the Father and spake, "I'm really in deep shit, those moneychangers want to repo my digs." Obama the Father replied, "I will help you by TARPing the moneychangers and making them accept the same payment as your brother Joe pays for his hut." Hugh was pleased but Joe stank with outrage: "Why didst thou bail out my spendthrift brother but giveth not a dime to me? I was the responsible one!" Obama the Father replied, "Fool, you had the same chance to buy a summer palace but chose not to take it! To punish your short sightedness, I will tax your grog and your goat to pay for your brother's tarp. Be gone, now!"

And so it came to pass that Joe pissed away much of his grog paying for his brother's tarp while his brother lived happily ever after until 6 months later when he was run over by an ox cart while trying to buy drugs.

The moral of this story: under socialism, you're only as smart as your stupidest neighbor.

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Comrade Joe wrote:
That is not adequate, Comrade! We need to crush the counter revolution as quickly as possible and scare any possible future dissenters into keeping quite and staying in line. For this, we must take extreme measures, as our Chinese Comrades did in that fateful square in 1989.

Yes, a show of force for the masses could be most effective.

Then may I humbly suggest show trial to make example of this treasonous capitalist swine and one way ticket to Siberia? Or perhaps to work camp of Commissar Jimmy Carter, building habitats for humans more equal than this greedy criminal who's reluctant to spread his wealth to those more needy than he.

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DISPATCH THE ATF! WE'LL SMOKE THE BASTARDS OUT JUST LIKE WE DID THE BRANCH DAVIDIANS!

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Opiate of the People wrote:
The moral of this story: under socialism, you're only as smart as your stupidest neighbor.

Comrade Opiate, your story is most illustrative & succinct in portraying progressive thought and the folly of greedy capitalism. I would like to recommend it be included in propaganda text book to be used in the People's Schools.


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Comrade7.62 wrote:Yes the capitalists are revolting.


That they are! They make me want to hurl!!!

(And hurl mouthy dissident brainstem off nearest cliff before any of these dangerous ramblings gain traction amongst gullible proles.)

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Good news comrades!

White House lashes out at CNBC's Santelli
The White House is lashing out publicly and personally at a CNBC reporter whose attack on President Barack Obama 's anti-foreclosure plan caught fire on the Internet on Thursday.



http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/19083.html

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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Well, of course it is, you silly comrade! What were you thinking? Or rather, why were you thinking?


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Well destroy them much like how we destroyed the capitalist Chinese.
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It will be people like him we will become over the coming months, and years. Soon, we will revolt.

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One day our Revolution will come.

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Opiate of the People wrote:Capitalist fools must learn progressive wisdom; here is some:

The Parable of the Loafing Fisherman

Obama the Father had two sons, Joe Plumber and Hugh Henrietta. Joe saveth his meager dough and bought a hut in the cheap section of the village so he would not have to give all his silver coins to the moneychangers. But Hugh fell for the siren song of the real estate agent of Satan and bought the King's summer palace even though he made not much from his craft as a twig salesman. Many weeks later, Joe sat happily in his hut drinking grog and watching the goat (there was no TV then) but Hugh was beset by moneychangers demanding more change and less hope.

Hugh went to Obama the Father and spake, "I'm really in deep shit, those moneychangers want to repo my digs." Obama the Father replied, "I will help you by TARPing the moneychangers and making them accept the same payment as your brother Joe pays for his hut." Hugh was pleased but Joe stank with outrage: "Why didst thou bail out my spendthrift brother but giveth not a dime to me? I was the responsible one!" Obama the Father replied, "Fool, you had the same chance to buy a summer palace but chose not to take it! To punish your short sightedness, I will tax your grog and your goat to pay for your brother's tarp. Be gone, now!"

And so it came to pass that Joe pissed away much of his grog paying for his brother's tarp while his brother lived happily ever after until 6 months later when he was run over by an ox cart while trying to buy drugs.

The moral of this story: under socialism, you're only as smart as your stupidest neighbor.

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Komrades! You must not believe this! Santelli was merely portraying one of those greedy Kapitalists! Everyone knows him for his sense of humor on CNBC. Humor for the masses is always so funny, just like our komrades Bill Maher and Robin Williams. Seeing as he took the joke too far by mocking our fair, ripped, beautiful Messiah, he will be dealt with shortly.

Where's my shovel?

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Opiate of the People wrote: The Parable of the Loafing Fisherman

Opiate - Laika and I recommend that you take this parable and post it as a separate topic on the Blog. If we can come up with a good picture for it, it may wind up in the Current Truth section.

I'm thinking of a picture of a shack standing next to a palace, and a balloon coming out of the palace saying something like, "Brother, I hope you paid your increased taxes because my mortgage bailout installment payment is due next week."

Any other ideas?

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Here's one. But I don't know if it works as a title image.

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I love that parable. It does need to be in the Current Truth.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:I love that parable.

As do I! At every sentence I laffed my ass off found great profound collective learning experience.

The comparative illustration of the 2 brother's McMansion and hut has many possibilities.

Altho while not exactly the same (but kinda sorta) I also keep conjuring up the Obamamessiah's Presidential Palace and our Great Leader's brother in his Kenyan hut.

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Opiate - BRILLIANT!!!! That should be taught in all the public schools because it extols the virtues of AmeriKan Socialism!!!

I just heard a rumor from inside the Beltway. Pelosivich had to be taken to Bethesda Naval Hospital this morning. It appears that she had to have a 10cm boil on her ass lanced. News at 11!

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