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The Emperor rebounds, he SHOOTS! he SCORES!

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Comrades.

While you and I never had any doubt, it's truly glorious to see Dear Leader Comrade President Emperor MompantsOnFire on the rebound!

According to the fine folks at Gallup, he's on the way back up, and currently at a 46% job approval rating!

The sky is the limit, comrades, and - much like the debt ceiling - even the sky isn't the limit!

With the new government apparachiks monitors casual observers coming soon to all American news rooms, plus the IRS stifling any dissent, plus the literally billions of rounds of combat ammunition Homeland Security, the Department of Education, the Department of Agriculture, et al. are buying, not to even mention all the armored personnel carriers your local police are now driving, can there be any doubt - ANY doubt - that the Emperor is fully clothed? In GLORY?!?

No, comrades. There cannot.

What a glorious time to be alive!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
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With the new government apparachiks monitors casual observers coming soon to all American news rooms, plus the IRS stifling any dissent, plus the literally billions of rounds of combat ammunition Homeland Security, the Department of Education, the Department of Agriculture, et al. are buying, not to even mention all the armored personnel carriers your local police are now driving, can there be any doubt - ANY doubt - that the Emperor is fully clothed? In GLORY?!?

No, comrades. There cannot.
He wears his regal robes of the Forest. Satin, not cotton, not chintz. As he clicks his heel, all the trees would kneel,and the mountains bow, and the bulls kowtow!All hail the emperor!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
What a glorious time to be alive!

Yes. Quite. And here's hoping we'll remain that way till "the change" is complete! I'll drink to that!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
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The sky is the limit, comrades, and - much like the debt ceiling - even the sky isn't the limit!

What a glorious time to be alive!
Our glorious Peoples Hero, Laika, is the limit. Also, whatever height NASA needs to promote Islamic relations at.

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This seems to answer the question of what come first, the pen or the 0bummerPhone.

I was under the impression that the Fool was supposed to be chained at the foot of the throne, not allowed to run about promiscuously without control.


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Comrades, could THIS be the future of the glorious White House? Will the first dogs and the Obama daughters, not to mention Mooochelle, refuse to leave like Hugo's daughters have in Venezuela?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: Comrades, could THIS be the future of the glorious White House? Will the first dogs and the Obama daughters, not to mention Mooochelle, refuse to leave like Hugo's daughters have in Venezuela?

THIS article demonstrates how well the Chavez daughters have been schooled in prog-thought. They would make excellent guests at Moochelle's next gala.

"The two daughters have allegedly converted La Casona into a social club for friends of the family. According to recent media reports, neighbors complain of “deafening” parties. Fast-food restaurants and catering agencies refuse to deliver to the mansion, allegedly, because the Chávez kids have stopped paying their bills. Even concert organizers are complaining; Chavez's daughters allegedly force them to hand over dozens of free tickets so they can share them with their friends."

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Speaking of commoners who still doubt that the Emperor is fully clothed, I think we should introduce a new category for these rubes:

Emperor's new clothes deniers!

That's show them.

Here's some appropriate clothing for them too, which will make them easily identifiable.

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I trust this fiery furnace will not be powered by (ptui) coal or other such carbon substance?


 
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