Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth
Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Our Glorious Leader has effectively sequestered His puppet Boehner in Secret Session (because He knows it would be unnecessary to trouble the proletariat with the details thereof, as they cannot possibly understand His brilliant political maneuvering) to once again do what is best for Our Glorious Cause. Naturally the evil and misguided defenders of the former evil capitalist empire, the US of KKK, who are unaware that they are a dying breed of dinosaurs whose time is finished and who have been replaced by the fleet-minded and oh-so-just New Socialist Men and Women (namely us, dear tovarisches), scream uselessly that this session should be open to the proletariat to see, refusing to acknowledge their own stupidity and simplemindedness in pretending they could possibly understand the merest whisper of a thought generated by the magnificent mind of The One. The fools! Believing they should have access to the brilliant cogitations of The One, or influence the media we control. After Our Great Leader has so successfully sequestered so many of His sessions in cloaked rooms of secrecy, you'd think they'd learn. Another proof that they are too stupid to know when they are beaten.
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Since the results of this session will not be revealed to the proletariat until 1300Z on 22 July, I am not permitted to discuss them in this forum even with you, my dear tovarisches, but I am permitted to inform you that they will once again be a Great Leap Forward ™ on our continuing march along the road to our long-sought Socialist Utopia. And that the Repubicans will all bob their heads in agreement at the mature and reasoned results like the dashboard figurines we know them to be. I am also permitted to reveal that we may all be certain the results will compromise the already weak Repubican position and will further denigrate and demoralize the evil beast Teabaggers ™ and other so-called "Constitutionalists". The sooner that outdated document is relegated to the trash heap of failed bourgeois experiments, the better for all of us. For The People ™!

To further the redistribution of evil capitalist theft from the People, we must all do our part to ensure that the Gang of 6 plan will be passed. It is an easy sell: Husseinovich Obama and a (to use one of our Media brothers' and sisters' favorite words) "startling" (but we are not startled, are we, tovarisches?) number of Repubican senators lauded a bipartisan deficit-reduction plan that includes a glorious $1 trillion in higher taxes, for a supposed reduction of the deficit sometime in the sweet by-and-by after we have moved to our full glorious Socialist Utopia, selling the plan by raising the specter of fear that without it there will be no way to avert a government default. We have, through our No manufactured Crisis Wasted ™ campaign, already convinced the morons proletariat that they cannot survive one instant if our beloved New Socialist State of the USSA has to give up so much as a ruble, or one infinitesimal glorious opportunity to provide a new regulation – for their benefit, of course. Our Wall Street dogs saluted the plan as well. Our Anointed Obama said He hoped congressional leaders would "start talking turkey" in his usual inimitably amazingly intelligent way. I am equally overly thrilled at His superior command of the bourgeois English language, all the more amazing as He has confided more than once His disdain of it.

In other news that may seem unrelated but actually is another piece of the same glorious puzzle, I am of equality of delight in reporting that the Repubicans have once more displayed their loyalty to our Glorious Master by not defending one of their "own" (in actuality the evil Outsider) Allen West, who dared to challenge our most enlightened and I might add fetching tovarisch Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Alligator Barbie indeed! I long with great equality of anticipation for the life-size doll statue to place in my the humble dacha I am permitted to use by The One taken by glorious redistribution of evil capitalist theft) when she so accurately portrayed him as a simpering misogynist. (Do not be fretful that a white woman has spoken truth about a black man. Since Ms. Schultz is one of our own New Socialist Women, she is merely Speaking Truth to Power ™ about a vile conservative. But rest assured that should a conservative white woman (such as the despicable creature Sarah Palin) say even a cracker iota of what Ms. Schultz said regarding a black person (e.g. the Blessed Reverend Sharpton), we would mobilize ten armies against her compared to the brigade we sicked on her before.) Our spineless Repubican friends have once again proven to us that we may attack any of their members at will with no fear of retribution dissent to be uttered by their filthy mouths, so the campaign to continue their utter annihilation that is currently headed by our dear tovarisch General Konspiriskiy can continue unhindered.

Commissar Redumdimski, you have disseminated a wonderful analysis of Current Truth. I am especially touched by your insights and allusions to our jihadist strategies in defending our own holy warriors while fanatically attacking the slightest manufactured indiscretion of the infidels. The conservative capitalists will never understand our burning desire because they are, by nature, limited to a "make things work" strategy. To them society and economy is a machine and must be operated by proven rules and procedures which artificially restrict their behavior. We, on the other hand, have a Holy Cause and have no limits on our behavior, tactics and public proclamations. We care not about some practical definition of making things work. Our goal is, well, that is a good question and should certainly be discussed at the next assembly.

Time and hungry people are on our side, comrade. We can see the smoldering pile of capitalism in our near and rapidly approaching future, from which the phoenix of our glorious collective will rise, flapping its worker wings of justice and plenty.

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth


Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"


PeoplesComrade, I am delighted at your depth of korrektthink capacity. You have a finely honed ability to perceive that the world is what we make it, not what has been made. Your allusion brings to mind that we indeed can agree with our scruffy sandy Brothers that jihad is to be carried out against all evil capitalist action, thought, and belief. Tangentially, I beam with equal pride when I think what a glorious and noble work our tovarisches in the Nazionale Education Association have done for our youngsters to indoctrinate educate them to know that our oppressed middle eastern brothers and they have much in common, and fight for the same cause - to rid themselves of vile capitalist wealth oppression with the same vigor and dedication to the State the jihadists are trained to display. (Well, yes, State - as in Sharia: the State is the Law. Then there's that whole Allah thing, but that's for another day/thread. WE know better than to worship a false god!) I am filled with hope that our eternal New Socialist Utopia, headed by Husseinovich the Beneficent, will be established for all time with the generation we are bringing up today, and with the momentum of all our socialist brothers and sisters around the globe.

We continue to squeeze out the evil capitalists. Where once they were a horde, they are now a dying breed. The proletariat Phoenix indeed rises as it flaps its glorious wings of justice and plenty For the People ™!

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth


Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Tovarisches,

Did I write “1300Z”? That was obviously an error a slightly skewed estimate attributable to my gloriously technology-festooned and much-more-advanced than any bourgeois capitalist computer attempting to run its Future Prediction Pogrom Program.

What I meant to type was “Next Tuesday™”.

I have assembled the Daily Feed in Korrekt terminology for distribution to the illiterate masses as a service to all our hard-working For the People! ™ Commissars:

As you are aware, earlier today our fearless USSA Senate progressives tabled the evil and Socialist Utopia stifling Cut, Cap, and Balance Kill Medicare™ Act which had been put forward by Enemy of the Statist, the evil, vile, and despicable Jim DeMint and free market similarly evil, vile, and despicable capitalist House Republicans.

Our fearless and Prototypical New Socialist Manly Man Harry Reid, in true Socialist Strong Likes Bull fashion, refused to even allow the plan to be debated. How dare anyone question the wisdom of our Socialist Birthright to spend and redistribute without limit! He justly and righteously called the plan to cut spending and balance our budget “some of the worst legislation in the history of this country,” bravely disregarding a new poll from our allies at Communist News Network which shows that 66 percent of Amerikkkans are still stupid dinosaur barbarian luddites who support the plan. They know nothing!

You and I are equally delighted to know what comes next, dear tovarisches. Our Great Husseinovich Obama, Senate and House Faithful Socialist brothers and sisters, and many of our Party-owned linguini-spined Fearless and korrekt-thinking For the People! ™ Repubicans will now demand a “compromise” that gloriously increases taxes revenues and allows glorious spending in continually never-ending progressive upward spirals to continue. We know the proletariat will always be more than equally happy to comply and produce whatever wealth we demand they generate – for their good, of course, and our use. We have earned the products of their labor. All their labor, and all their time, because their time and labor is our time and labor. We will train them to be selfless slaves workers For the People™. And our printing presses will keep humming.

Here's the best part, the part the Repubicans are unwilling to admit even to themselves and our Media tovarisches will not report for proletariat consumption per our strictest direction – the tax revenue increases will take effect immediately and be permanent. The promised spending cuts will be just that, promises. Why? Because no Congress can bind our Next Tuesday™ future Congresses Glorious USSA New Socialist Order Politburo when it comes to spending levels.

We Are The Ones We Have Been Waiting For™, we know that more spending, taxing revenue generating, and borrowing are our royal rightful prerogative, merely a few of our just and fairly wielded Ecobamic™ tools to elevate the Masses to full proletariat glory. The Masses need us. They cannot survive without us. Without our brilliant Central Planning to guide every breath, every decision, they will destroy themselves– and us with them. And so we must control them. For the People™!

Comrade Redumdimski,

I commend you on your propaganda. Well done. We will inform the Politburo of your efforts and you might receive a more equal ration of vodka next time around.

One thing, though, comrade that you must be made aware: The title of "Commissar" is reserved only for those proles who have impressed the Kollektive by showing above and beyond equalness. In other words, comrades with the title of "Commissar", or some other title of rank before their names have been granted this status by higher authority and have not assumed the title just to fit in. Simply put, "Commissars" are at the moderator level, or higher, here on the forum, to which you are not one.

As much as I like chaos and confusion as any "Harry Reid" or "dick" Turbin, we still have our Politburo here who decides who gets to be confused and who gets thrown into chaos. I hope this information helps and keeps you from a full denunciation in the future.

Your cooperation will be demanded.

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Corporeal Whinny, seeing as how you are a "Corporeal" (but no doubt not Corpulent), I was to make myself a "Privateski", but there is no Privateski in the Kollektiv.

I would point out that There Is No Truth But What We Make ™, although some make more Truth than others. Equally, of course.

As do all korrekt For The People ™ Groupthinkers, I will unquestioningly comply with our Beloved Politburo. Who am I to question, let alone challenge, the Wisdom of Authority? Or even ask by what right that authority is grabbed granted?

My next posting will reflect my more korrekt role to further the glorious New Socialist Cause as "Comrade", my dear tovarisch Corporeal.

Thank you for your commendation. As for receiving a more equal ration of vodka next time around, I humbly hope to merely be worthy of a small, dessicated beet I may perchance root up at some point Next Tuesday ™.

I trust you will remain Strong like Smokey Russian Bear and continue to use the Shovel of Korrektness to stamp out evil greater equality fires. Remember, we are all counting on you and all our superiors to be put in our equal place!

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Tovarisches,

Needless to say I was korrektly chastized by the above exchange between our tovarisch Corporeal and your humble servant. After all, even evil Capitalist Pigs ™ have to sweat to steal The People's Wealth. I merely plucked my title out of thin air, believing that we The People were finally ready to create our own realities just as our Blessed and Glorious Husseinovich can create energy from rainbows and Unicorn farts. But I am a bit premature - that time is Next Tuesday ™.

However, this occasion is to be used for The People's benefit and indoctrination education: it is illustrative of a glorious Groupthink dynamic that I wish to share with you if you will be so kind as to indulge me with a few precious moments of The People's Time. It is especially timely as it occurred only yesterday. While the episode is anecdotal, it is illustrative of how effective our glorious Progressive indoctrination educational institutions are at inculcating Korrektthink in the up-and-coming-to-full-proletariat-potential generation is:

There is a 25-year-old coworker in my offiziale Kollektiv office space. He is a reservist in the kinetically changing USSA military and recently obtained his undergraduate degree.

When I reported for duty, on my desk the desk I occupy was a plastic bag wrapped around a cylindrical object close to said coworker's workspace. I picked it up.

"What's this?", I asked him. "Is it for me?"

"That's my water", he said as he snatched the package from my hand.

I challenged him. "Oh, tough guy, huh? What if I'm thirsty and want 'your' water? Wouldn't you give it to me? What are you? Some kind of Capitalist Pig ™?

I was sincerely hoping a verbal battle would ensue. A generation - no, maybe two generations ago, I would have expected the average US of KKK citizen to provide a blistering retort, such as "Yeah, I am. So what are you? A stinkin' pinko commie suck-up?"

But instead, he merely shut up, looked away chagrined, and sat down sheepishly in his the chair generously and lavishly provided by our Beneficent Husseinovich.

My dear tovarisches, it is with supreme and equal pride and delight that I can confidently report that we are winning! We - with the aid and komfort provided by our tovarisches in the educational institutions and unions, and our media puppets tovarisches - are crushing even the nascent yearnings of rebellious youth.

But still. *sigh* Sometimes success makes life so - boring. But then I remember, it's all For The People ™!

Comrade Redumdimski wrote:Corporeal Whinny, seeing as how you are a "Corporeal" (but no doubt not Corpulent), I was to make myself a "Privateski", but there is no Privateski in the Kollektiv.

I would point out that There Is No Truth But What We Make ™, although some make more Truth than others. Equally, of course.

As do all korrekt For The People ™ Groupthinkers, I will unquestioningly comply with our Beloved Politburo. Who am I to question, let alone challenge, the Wisdom of Authority? Or even ask by what right that authority is grabbed granted?

My next posting will reflect my more korrekt role to further the glorious New Socialist Cause as "Comrade", my dear tovarisch Corporeal.

Thank you for your commendation. As for receiving a more equal ration of vodka next time around, I humbly hope to merely be worthy of a small, dessicated beet I may perchance root up at some point Next Tuesday ™.

I trust you will remain Strong like Smokey Russian Bear and continue to use the Shovel of Korrektness to stamp out evil greater equality fires. Remember, we are all counting on you and all our superiors to be put in our equal place!

Comrade Redumdimski,

Your compliance is duly noted and accepted by the most equal Politburo. But rest assured: we will be watching you closely.

I would strong arm ly recommend that you find yourself a suitable avatar that not only reflects the shovel-readiness of your allegiance to the beet field, but also sends a strong message to those who would oppose our Korrektness.

Asking such questions of the rights of Authority here are strictly Verboten! We have all the answers and that's all you need to know.


We all have to start somewhere, comrade, and in time we evolve (because Algore says so).

My shovel is dedicated to stomping out inkorrekt capitalist thoughts and putting out the fires of "Reichwing" rebellion (but beware of Commissarka Pinkie's shovel. Her shovel is unrivaled in its use).

Carry on, Comrade Redumdimski.

Hail OBAMA!

To the glory of the Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™!

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth
Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Corporeal Whinny,

Your recommendations are most equally noted and I look forward to continued AlGore progressiveness for myself as for all our tovarisches here in the warm Kollektiv embrace.

I have been willing my avatar (which is fully-formed in my mind) to appear on my posts as all progs know is possible with the reality we make but so far it has been eluding my most powerful attempts at cogitation to display itself.

So instead I have kollekted the essential elements and will combine them the old-fashioned way once I have installed a suitable program from AlGore's Internet that's freely available FOR THE PEOPLE ™!

If you need help with an avatar, there are many fine comrades here that may be able to assist you. Grigori E.R. did mine. And a fine job he did too. There is enough room to add your motto next to your image too.


Indeed Comrade! Algore's fine invention for the People™ was always intended to be free until we have our internet czar in place who dictates the content and fairness, and "dick" Turbin gets his federal sales tax in place for all internet sales no matter where you are.

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"


Thanks tovarisch Corporeal! Should the need arise I will fill out a most equal request to our tovarisch Grigori E. R., to be submitted Next Tuesday ™.


Thank you for the hope you have given to me and all Progs that indeed our Beneficent Internet Czar's reign is being readied by our DoubleGoodThink friends such as Little Dick to ensure fairness and equality in the administration and use of AlGore The Beloved's Creation. Collection of all taxes proceeds will of course, no doubt, nothing else, be used for the benefit of The People (as korrektly determined by said Czar and no doubt many equally qualified and selfless others), and will likely begin even before Next Tuesday ™.

Comrade Redumdimski, even in your avatar you reflect true progressive thought. Your ultimate avatar is at the threshold of your expectation, fully formed as abstract though, ready to burst forth into glorious reality at any moment, making your avatar's Utopian charisma irrefutable. Indeed, your avatar may be the very best avatar on The People's Cube by embodying the very essence of progressiveness.

Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"


PeoplesComrade, it is with great equality of joy that I sense in you a kindred spirit (if there were such a thing).

One day, that is, Next Tuesday, when all of us Progs unite in blissful kollektiv harmony of GroupThink, Gaia and indeed all the Multiverse will be ours for doing whatever we want the redistribution of all that was, is, and will be FOR THE PEOPLE ™!

Comrade Redumdimski,

And don't forget... The Children™. Everything we do is ultimately for The Children™. Without The Children™ there can be no Progressive Continuum™ to carry forth our vision of a Soclialist Utopia™. MOO-chelle is all about The Children™ by making sure they eat korrektly as so they don't grow obese on foods she wouldn't dare eat which would be anything that costs less than a Kobe beef sammich with truffle butter, lobster tail and homemade tamales. She cares for them as only a progressive, nitpicking nosy nanny overlord loving housemum can.

So, Comrade Redumdimski,

I have been watching your antics and it has been duly noted in the Politburo's super top secret files that you still choose to try to elevate your status, even after being admonished (in a kind way...for me at least!) to cease and desist, immediately!

You are hereby DENOUNCED!! (congrats, it only took you a mere 14 posts)ahmmm...remarkable......Now...WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!You have defied a Uber Commissar of the Inner Circle!! You had better hide, you stupid cretin...Where the Hell is Red Star and his goons..ah Stormtroopers?!!! throws cleaver at the nearest prole, missing his head by inches.... Redumdimski (and what a fitting handle that is) you will pay for your insolence! And Corporeal Whinny...don't you dare help him out with some fancy made up avatar! He most obviously needs a trip the the KSM for a JiffiLobo......where are my pistolas....someone ahhh..anyone....damnit, all of the kitchen proles have fled again....spits on the floor and goes stomping out the door, screaming at the top of his lungs!

Comrade Redumdimski,

Now you dun dar dun it. If I were you and I'm glad I'm not I would get my boots over to the nearest JiffyLobo™ and get 'er dun tout suit and then lock yerseff in the nearest Gulag™. Them cleavers are sharp!

Che's six month assignment to the Protocol and Hospitality office has taken the edge right off of him....He'll get well soon enough.

Tovarisches, does Dear Leader's Speech currently in Progressive qualify as a JiffyLobo ™? AAAAAUUUGGHHHH!!! My eyes! They're BLEEDING! Someone get me some People's Ventilation Tape... My HEAD! IT'S ABOUT TO EX-!!!!!!!!

Comrade Red... what's seen cannot be unseen.

JiffyLobo™. With a vengeance.

Ah - Oohhhhhh - Where am I? Is there I? I must reseek the reek of redistribution - Find my GroupThink Center - FOR THE PEOPLE!!! AND THE CHILDREN!!! WE ARE THE VILLAGE!!!

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Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Tovarisches, it is good to be back with the kollektiv again.

I found the pain excrutiating experience stimulating while listening to Dear Leader Husseinovich's speech last night. Is that typical of a JiffyLobo ™, or would this qualify as another sort of GroupThink korrektion?

The twitching spasms and mewling noises have almost completely subsided and a misty, mystical ethereal sereneness surrounds me. I feel a trepidation newly restored kollektiv calm brought on by the immense bull**** intelligence radiating from The Blessed Obama like a gamma-ray overdose as He denounced vile corporate jets, disgustingly bourgeois yachts, and Eeevil Rich (those who make more than $40,000 per year or Capitalist Pigs ™ who employ anyone and pay taxes don't have enough skin in the game). At least, I think that's what I heard. I was so unnerved enraptured that I can't be sure anymore...

Comrade Redumdimski wrote:Third Undersecretary to the
Eighth Overseer of the
Department of the Redistribution of Evil Capitalist Theft of the People's Wealth

Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

Tovarisches, it is good to be back with the kollektiv again.

I found the pain excrutiating experience stimulating while listening to Dear Leader Husseinovich's speech last night. Is that typical of a JiffyLobo ™, or would this qualify as another sort of GroupThink korrektion?

The twitching spasms and mewling noises have almost completely subsided and a misty, mystical ethereal sereneness surrounds me. I feel a trepidation newly restored kollektiv calm brought on by the immense bull**** intelligence radiating from The Blessed Obama like a gamma-ray overdose as He denounced vile corporate jets, disgustingly bourgeois yachts, and Eeevil Rich (those who make more than $40,000 per year or Capitalist Pigs ™ who employ anyone and pay taxes don't have enough skin in the game). At least, I think that's what I heard. I was so unnerved enraptured that I can't be sure anymore...

You are almost there, my stubborn comrade. Maybe just one more JiffyLobo ™ will do it......Red Star, help our slightly ditzy comrade into the Black Maria, will you buddy? He's a bit under the weather. A few more hours of listening to the exalted One, pontificating, will surely bring him into compliance.....walks off, whistling a revolutionary ditty while twirling the handles on his gleaming pearl-handled pistolas.....

Tovarisch Che, perhaps if I have a taste of the succulent Revolutionary dish whose tantalizing aroma is wafting from your kitchen, I'll feel korrektly restored, right left as rain peppering the beet field.

I'm suprised that your double-whammy JiffyLobo ™ has left you with any appetite, tovarish Redumdimski!
Unfortuately for you, my culinary fare is reserved for Inner Party ™ Members, only! But you are correct that my dishes are Revolutionary! Now pick up that shovel and get back to the beet fields, prole!

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Tovarisch and tovarish Che, how could I not be hungry to ever and always pursue THE PEOPLE'S JUSTICE ™? Especially since you serve it up so well? I can only pray to The One that perhaps, in The World of Next Tuesday ™, I will be found worthy to partake of the gastrically glorious fare of our dear Che Gourmet!

Klearly proving phrase "a little CHEESE spreads a long way..."

New Comrade--tend your assigned beets with pride and harvest when it's time. Stir your own borscht! (...and don't grovel, its unbecoming of workers of the Party.)

Viva la Revolucion!

Tovarisch Tovarichi, cheese spread is very good on Soylent Green People's Crackers.

(Da, tovarisches, we finally found a use for those over-50 proles.)

Somehow, when it comes to gourmet cooking I always get a little... Excessive. I suppose it's the lofty aroma of all we do here For The People ™.

Right. Got it. I recommend a healty amount of disdain and insolence toward "the man" who oppresses our progress towards more equal equality. I heard a broadcaster on Radio Free Texazistan (over a contraband crystal radio I built in the tractor barn) talk of freedom and liberty and tyrrany. This merits further investigation, right after my JiffyLobo. Power to the people!

Tovarichi wrote:Right. Got it. I recommend a healty amount of disdain and insolence toward "the man" who oppresses our progress towards more equal equality. I heard a broadcaster on Radio Free Texazistan (over a contraband crystal radio I built in the tractor barn) talk of freedom and liberty and tyrrany. This merits further investigation, right after my JiffyLobo. Power to the people!

And just where would you obtain parts to build a contraband crystal radio? You're damn right this merits further investigation!I'll be happy to arrange transportation to the JiffyLobo ™ for you, comrade, with perhaps a short detour to Party Headquarters ™ You haven't seen our most marvelous Headquarters before, have you comrade?I'm sure your ears must be bleeding (or they will be) from listening to such bourgeois tripe! (I'm sure Commissar Elliot, Commissarka Pinkie and the Princess will be interested in what this smart-mouthed Texan is up to!)
Ludmylia, darling, get Red Star on the phone for me, pronto!

Tovarisch Tovarichi, my hopes are with you that your JiffyLobo ™ will not damage you too severely (I'm still having nightmares).

And writing of nightmares, PeoplesComrade, is that image portraying Dr. Obamastein growing, and growing, and growing another sort For The People ™ with the help of His lapping-dog Kongress lab assistants?

[quote="Corporeal Whinny"]
If you need help with an avatar, there are many fine comrades here that may be able to assist you. Grigori E.R. did mine. And a fine job he did too. There is enough room to add your motto next to your image too.

Tovarisch Corporeal, I wanted to give a shout-out to our most Korrekt tovarisch Grigori E.R. who was able to assemble a proper Prog avatar from mush I provided him. Thank you Grigori!

And a thank to you too, Corporeal Whinny, for providing information about a most valuable People's Resource. (Because we all know that's all what we are, For The People ™ .)

A very nice avatar it is, comrade. Welcome to the collective.

Thank you tovarisch Che! I Hope-and-Change our tovarisch Grigori E.R. will get a most equal extra beet in his weekly ration For Service To The People.

There is nothing "jiffy" about a two day Jiffy-Lobo. I wish to shovel beets.

thats all. just beets.

Comrade Redumdimski wrote:Thank you tovarisch Che! I Hope-and-Change our tovarisch Grigori E.R. will get a most equal extra beet in his weekly ration For Service To The People.

Our resident sage, comrade Grigori is, indeed, exceptionally talented. As far as his receiving beets and the occasional (very) moldy potato w/ gov'mint cheese.....well I doubt he ever need worry about that comrade..... snorts and laughs loudly.... Since I am the Executive Chef for the Inner Circle, ™ he may choose whatever his Proggish compassionate heart[img]styles/pc/imageset/heart.png[/img] desires to consume from my variety of delectable menus.

Tovarisches Tovarichi and Che, it has been said that beets contain all the twenty-seven essential food groups required for a balanced and well-rounded diet, and the best vodka is produced from them. It is no wonder their popularity continues to expand. I believe beets is (are? Confounded capitalist singular subject plural form English BAH! No wonder Dear Leader finds the language tedious) the only crop Moochelle grows in her organic garden For The People ™.

Tovarichi, I am willing to share some juice I squeezed (squoze?) from my beet ration with you. It appears to calm the trembling palsies and lessen the intensity of the bright flashes everyone around me tells me only I see after my most recent JiffyLobo ™...

Carbon-free at last!