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Commissar of Gender Equality
It's such a shame that Dear Leader and his hetero partner must continue to wear bourgeois and sexist attire. I am weary of it but it's unavoidable - the masses are not ready for true equality. But we are making strides. Look at what progress we see in the city streets of this magnificent photograph! Slow and steady wins the race.
Dedhedvedev
I ain't gonna work on Moochelle's farm no more.
John Frum
I tell to my students: "When you need a job, you go to a businessman, not to a lawyer."
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
It appears our dear leader are slumming? Why did they not appear at our Gulag??
Opiate of the People