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The Glorious New PC NFL Starts Next Monday!

Ted State

11/10/2016, 11:27 pm

Comrades! Our great leader Colin Kaepernick began the revolution in the capitalist pig NFL and they are ready to commence with phase 2! Today the NFL has announced their 5 year plan to make the league into a socialist model of equality, tolerance and social justice!

And here is the best part. Instead of Next Tuesday, the plan will start a day early on Next Monday with their Monday Night Football Broadcast!

Genosse Dummkopf

11/11/2016, 11:20 am

hihihihihihihi, giggling madly! love that turgid & abuzz reporter frenzy.

reminds me on the spot - indeed, I thought it's the same guys - of this Glorious Insania (of 2011):

P.S. When the "concussion" thingy is finally & progressively resolved, will then, in place of helmets, turbans be allowed?

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