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The Masked Organizer: Obama's Scary Marxist Clown Mask

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A couple of days ago I received an email from Acorn Souvenirs, LLC.
Hello,

Your comrades at Acorn Souvenirs are big fans of The People's Cube and would like to send you a complimentary scary Marxist clown mask for Halloween. Is there an address you'd like to provide? If so, I'll put one in the mail to you this week.

Yours in mockery,
JR
- https://www.acornsouvenirs.com
True to our progressive nature we didn't miss the opportunity to hoard more of free stuff. Now the mask is already here and happens to be of good quality.

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I wish the ears would stick out a little wider so they could cover more area. But the Acorn comrades have thoughtfully drilled holes inside the mask's ears, allowing us to capture the slightest thoughtcrime pronounced in the ten kilometer radius.

In addition, the mask works as a temporary tinfoil hat, providing a crisp reception of Laika's transmissions from orbit.

We have already written to the Nobel Central Committee and mandated that the mask be awarded this year's Nobel Prize in a category of their choosing.

In conclusion, here are pictures of The Masked Organizer taken by Acorn Souvenirs. More can be found at their online store at Amazon:

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The same Marathon Joker on video>>

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It seems the medal on the Running Masked Organizer's chest could be one of these:

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<br>Buy them here and your Halloween costume will be complete.


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It may end up being the most popular mask this year! No joke!

mi
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Somewhere in Chicago a community is missing an organizer...

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If Fearless Leader is endorsing Dear Leader, I believe this makes it MANDATORY to hand over capitalist exploitation units and procure a glorious disguise tribute to The One.

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All hail ACORN Souvenirs. Forget the beet of the week, they've earned an extra ration of the People'sTM soap.

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mi,
According to that video,
somewhere in the Chicago marathon,
a community is <i>masking</i> its organizer.

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If I wore this around College, I'd get the socialist crap beaten out of me.

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Me too, Comrade Commissar. And we would deserve it, too, because wearing such a mask is a blatant manifestation of a Thoughtcrime(TM)!!

I mean, what's with those bourgeois conservatives running around saying we're a bunch of wimps?! Just wait till they attack our Dear Leader(TM) and our Ideology(TM). Then we become frighteningly militant! How did we initiate the Revolution(TM) in the first place?!

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Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:How did we initiate the Revolution(TM) in the first place?!
Random protests escalating into a nation-wide demand for a new governing system? Coupled with propaganda, violence, and the old government's inability to silence us created its fall, and our rise to power?

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:How did we initiate the Revolution(TM) in the first place?!
Random protests escalating into a nation-wide demand for a new governing system? Coupled with propaganda, violence, and the old government's inability to silence us created its fall, and our rise to power?

Comrade Commissar,
My question was rhetorical. Of course, it is always good to review our cherished history - whatever the Current Truth(TM) says it is at any given time.

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My Halloween costume this year is a dash of green food dye and a handful of Alka-Seltzer.

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I suppose you are a little limited by what you can "wear" comrade Ivan. Unless we put a mask over your jar, but we couldn't see your brain then.

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Actually, a fizzing, day-glo-green brain in a jar scares the willies out of third graders. When they run screanming off the porch, I can pick up their dropped goody bags for redistribution to the collective.

mi
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Comrades, our useful allies in the free press have made it official: calling someone "Socialist" is racist!

<i>Raises up a cup of Valerian-root</i>: Rejoice!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Actually, a fizzing, day-glo-green brain in a jar scares the willies out of third graders. When they run screanming off the porch, I can pick up their dropped goody bags for redistribution to the collective.
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Ivan Betinov wrote:Actually, a fizzing, day-glo-green brain in a jar scares the willies out of third graders. When they run screanming off the porch, I can pick up their dropped goody bags for redistribution to the collective.

Just please remember... no Pop Rocks this year... it took all my necroproxy preservationista skills to keep you from resembling oatmeal last year and there's only so much epoxy I can use before you're just permanently high on the fumes and you know they kill brain cells... and as that's all you are... well...

Just don't do it again. It's not like I can transplant you into another brain.

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THIS IS YOU THIS IS YOU ON POP ROCKS

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Sis! Good to see you back!

Actually, I am the product of extensive epoxy exposure, and yes, it does kill brain cells. But it only kills the weak ones...Epoxy Darwinism.

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Looks like OINK (Obama's Internet Netroot Kommisars) responsible for enforcing politically correct political humor got out in force and twisted someone's arm at Amazon. The page with the ObamaJoker mask is gone. The cache is also cleaned.

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I emailed the guys who made the mask. Let's see what they have to say about that.

If Amazon did indeed censor the product, the question is, where do we report this fishy occurrence? Apart from this People's Organ, that is.

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I have just received a response from Acorn Souvenirs:
Acorn Souvenirs wrote:Greetings Red Square,

Thanks for your note about the Amazon de-listing; we have received several inquires about this today. We are not sure why it was taken down, and Amazon did not provide us with any warning.

We noticed that just about all Obama joker merchandise has disappeared since yesterday. Coincidence? Well, we don't want to jump to conclusions so we have asked for an explanation. Especially since we are only selling a scary Marxist clown mask. We will let you know as soon as we hear back.

Suffice to say, it has cost lost sales in the final days before Halloween. Your comrades at Acorn Souvenirs are not happy about this. Depending on the reason and explanation, we agree with you that this potentially is a big story.

We will be in touch. Feel free to share this with your loyal readers.

Yours in solidarity,
The Acorn Team

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Scrubbed.

Totally.

The Commissar of Commissars Vanished.

Now that's REAL fascism Comrades!

Sue their asses off ACORN SWAG!

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:Actually, a fizzing, day-glo-green brain in a jar scares the willies out of third graders. When they run screanming off the porch, I can pick up their dropped goody bags for redistribution to the collective.

Just please remember... no Pop Rocks this year... it took all my necroproxy preservationista skills to keep you from resembling oatmeal last year and there's only so much epoxy I can use before you're just permanently high on the fumes and you know they kill brain cells... and as that's all you are... well...

Just don't do it again. It's not like I can transplant you into another brain.

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Two things SMO:

1) Glad you're back, comrade! And...

2) Betinov can be made to bear a certain resemblance to Sponge Bob.

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Banning an Obama mask store on Amazon is RACIST! Amazon is RACIST!

It appears Mallard Fillmorehas picked up this theme as well:

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This must be reported to the proper authorities at the Directorate of Race Relations (Sharpton & Jackson)!
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Oh, and welcome back, Sister. We need housekeeping now more than ever!

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UPDATE:

The Acorn Souvenirs guys received this response from Amazon:

Amazon.com wrote:Hello from Amazon.com Technical Account Management.

I checked into and this item again and it appears that it was not removed due to its placement in Toys and Games. I spoke with the category management team and they advised me that it was removed solely because we considered it to be an inappropriate item for our site. They also advised me that the new ASIN number that you created for this product will also need to be removed.

Amazon.com reserves the right to make judgments about whether or not a listing is appropriate.

If you would like to respond to the category managers decision, I suggest that you write to [email protected].

Amazon is not the government, so we can't accuse them of suppressing free speech. But if a left-wing item was removed (like a Che Guevara idolatry memorabilia, or an anti-Bush burn-ready effigy) the Left would be throwing fits and threatening a boycott.

As a private company Amazon has the right to do or not do business with anyone. We accept it as a give, but - again - if they refused to deal with a leftist activists, there would be (see above scenario).

Business owners have their rights but they must exercise them openly and face the consequences in the marketplace. If they do it in a sneaky, sleazy way, as in this case - removing the items quietly at the peak of Halloween shopping - we are completely justified in taking it against them.

If a higher-up Obama fan in the management took that decision arbitrarily, he/she/it deserves to be ridiculed and fired. But it is also possible that the Obama goons found out about the mask and applied pressure on Amazon to prevent further embarrassment of the Dear Leader. That would be harder to prove, but that would definitely make a bigger scandal.

In any event, I'm sure it's a valid news item that deserves to appear in the press. The guys should contact the media, perhaps even Fox News and talk about the mask. That would also make a great promotion. I'm sure some people will want to buy it even after the Halloween is over.

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Red Square wrote:I emailed the guys who made the mask. Let's see what they have to say about that.

If Amazon did indeed censor the product, the question is, where do we report this fishy occurrence? Apart from this People's Organ, that is.

Red Square, I thought you were on top of things, obviously you have not been paying attention. The stimulus money is being used to wash and clean the internet (dirty little secret - no pun intended). They have employed the S.F.S.O.T.N. (Stinky Fish Smellers on the Net). It's a new union that is a subsidiary of the S.E.I.U.

Get with the program, Red.

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Well, the "internet is an open sewer of untreated, unfiltered information" and "every modem sold in America should actually have come with a warning from the surgeon general that would've said: judgment not included".

You see, we proles are too stupid to decide fact and fiction for ourselves.
We need NBC to decide for us.


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Received this in a PDF file from Acorn Souvenirs guys, then changed it into a JPG.

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Click here for some awesome and appropriate items on Amazon.com!

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Just don't go looking for anything that pokes fun at Dear Leader.

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(offski)
Comrades, I just sent a short one to Amazon...
Dear Amazon,
I was disappointed to notice that you have dropped the Obama "Joker" mask from your inventory as you deemed it inappropriate. Yet, much merchandise remains on your website such as depictions of Bush and Cheney in homoerotic art, caricatures of Bush as Hitler, literature about assassinating Bush, etc.
I respect your right as a private company to do as you wish and market what you will, but you do betray a heavily lopsided political bias. I hope you'll understand as I exercise my right as a private citizen to purchase products elsewhere.
Sincerely,

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(offski)
Blogunov - you are a model citizen and a lot more people would do well shooting similar missives. Perhaps your letter can be used to start an online petition to Amazon.

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Red Square wrote:(offski)
Blogunov - you are a model citizen and a lot more people would do well shooting similar missives. Perhaps your letter can be used to start an online petition to Amazon.

Comrades, what is the korrect address to use for said missives?

Turboski

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(offski)

I used the email provided in the quotation above from our comrades in the Great Struggle. It is...

[email protected]

Also, my email is the People's property and may be cut, pasted, modified, or ignored at the user's discretion.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
(offski)

I used the email provided in the quotation above from our comrades in the Great Struggle. It is...

[email protected]

Also, my email is the People's property and may be cut, pasted, modified, or ignored at the user's discretion.

May the party bestow an extra ration of beet upon you this year Komissar Blogunov.

Turboski

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Komrade, Mrs. Blogunov will take that extra beet, make a fresh, healthy bowl of borscht, and share it with the whole collective. The line will form at the entrance to my tractor farm. Please, one sip per comrade.


 
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