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In an effort to silence critics The New York Times has launched a new weekly newspaper. Editor Bill Keller said this should prove that The N.Y. Times is not bias and never prints rumors, or political hit pieces. Keller went on to say that all our publications follow strict rules to insure that our reporting is fair and accurate.

I received an advanced copy of the first issue. I must say, finally there is someone not afraid to print The Truth™. It’s a glorious day!


 

Finally, a publication of The Truth™ for the masses and Party members!

Bill Keller must be considered to receive the Order of Nancy™ for his groundbreaking expose of John McCain's attempt to repopulate the Earth with KKKonservative rethuglicans and the adoption of Dick Cheney's new extraterrestrial child. Well done, Comrade!
 

Strong Obamunism Will Cure Weak Socialism with Hope and Change!
 

And after he's done reading it, Navigator can use it for toilet paper!
 

Oh, my babe Ann Coulter! She is so hot! And she has even continued her campaign for the Empress: There is a Democrat Behind Door 1, 2, and 3!
 

Hmmmm....

"Batboy endorses Obama"?



Come to think of it, never mind. Batboy probably gets a wider audience at Weekly World News than he ever would at any publication connected to NYT.
 

What about Miss Adventure? I wonder who The Adventuring Transvestite will choose to endorse.
 

Ann Coulter would look better in a red bikini. It's too bad she's a KKKonservative and a lawyer. Although she would come in handy if a comrade needed to post bail.
 

I can think of a few other things she would be useful as....
 

I thought they were going to call it PEOPLE'S Magazine or the Red Star. It is multicultural too there is a people's magazine called People's Magazine en Espanol.
 

Rumor has it that Elvis has endorsed Obama.

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Elvis has left the voting booth!

Thanks Zam, I have been wanting to say that for a long time!
 

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