The National New York Times Enquirer



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In an effort to silence critics The New York Times has launched a new weekly newspaper. Editor Bill Keller said this should prove that The N.Y. Times is not bias and never prints rumors, or political hit pieces. Keller went on to say that all our publications follow strict rules to insure that our reporting is fair and accurate.
I received an advanced copy of the first issue. I must say, finally there is someone not afraid to print The Truth™. It’s a glorious day!


Bill Keller must be considered to receive the Order of Nancy™ for his groundbreaking expose of John McCain's attempt to repopulate the Earth with KKKonservative rethuglicans and the adoption of Dick Cheney's new extraterrestrial child. Well done, Comrade!








"Batboy endorses Obama"?
Come to think of it, never mind. Batboy probably gets a wider audience at Weekly World News than he ever would at any publication connected to NYT.









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Thanks Zam, I have been wanting to say that for a long time!

