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The New Commisarka Pinkie!

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The Comrade Ladies of the Soviet Socialist Republics had a lovely time at our slumber party at my dacha on the Caspian Sea last night!

Comrade Hussy was the first to strip down and oil herself up for the nude pillow fight. The fight was most delightful until my pillow burst open and all of us were covered with goose feathers. It looked as if we had been subject to discipline by reactionaries in the American South!

We gave Comrade Pinkie a complete makeover including hair, makeup, tits, ass, etc. Here is the result! I took this photo as she was lounging on the beach in front of my dacha. Does she not look like a true revolutionary woman?

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Errrrrr. It appears that you have made Comrade Pinkie look like Comrade Fonda... This is ok but she may now attempt to run off and make "B" movies

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Most disappointing. She looks more like one of those conservative republican wimmin that have nothing better to do than spend precious resources on making themselves look and smell better than others. Even the comment above about Comrade Fonda neglects to mention that those pictures were taken before Comrade Fonda took up the People's Anti Aircraft in the good fight against Amerikan hegimony. I mean look at those hands.... like they have never done a hard days work! And if she is to be shown on a beach, it should only be with a Peoples AK47 shooting traitors trying to leave the glorious Peoples State of Cuba as they arrive with their possessions stolen from the People in Cuba. At the very least, she could be shown praying to, or other wise offering her self up for the good of a beached whale or something, or cleaning up some massive oil spill if we could find one.

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There was a massive oil spill nearby, Pupovich, but it wasn't photogenic due to contamination of goose feathers from Nadia's pillow. Otherwise, your comment meets all the Party's expectations of you as a newly appointed marshal.

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You are attempting to make our Beloved Comrade Pinkie in to a Imperialistic Hollywood mouth piece. No one can swing a shovel quite like Comrade Pinkie.

As for the Oil spill that was a feeble Republican Diversion to take our glorious medias attention away from covering Obamamessiah. NadezhdaAlliluyeva was quite cleaver to make it unphotogenic.

Now if you do not mind I must go Torture Question someone for reported thought crimes. Then go have breakfast.

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Thank you Comrade Red Square, alas, my comments should be second nature to all who would aspire to serve the People though service to the Party.

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What a bunch of flip-floppers. The prevailing sentiment here seems to be, "I was for the makeover before I was against it." Red Square might praise Pupovich for his marshal-worthy comment, but I saw on the other thread* how Pupovich jumped up and down, panting, tail wagging, tongue hanging out in his eager desire to be a part of the slumber party.

I could dig around on this site and find posts* from comrades complaining that there are no "hot communist babes" the way there are "hot capitalist babes." Now Comrade Nadezhda has helped create one for you--and still you all whine and complain like liberals. Which I suppose is a good thing.

Are you all saying you prefer the old original Pinkie--red headscarf, red nose, clunky boots and severe dishpan hands--who's always threatening to whack you upside the head with her shovel?

*I suppose those threads and posts will probably be "scrubbed" if they haven't been already. Which is all well and good if we are to keep the truth current, but what about all those VRWC bloggers and hatemongers like Malkin and Hannity and Limbaugh, who are sure to use it to attack and smear the Obamessiah's campaign? I just know they're going to twist your flipflops in some way to show all those flat earth, head in the sand, "Bush is a demigod" 23 percenters who slavishly drool over every word they say, that your comments on the above photo, when compared to any "scrubbed" comments on other threads, are further proof that Obama is a Muslim (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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I for one will take Pinkie in what ever form she choses to manifest herself, be it the Socialist Sex-Kitten pictured above, or the more traditional icon of Sturdy Soviet Womanhood. I will treasure her for either her intellect or her pulchritude, or for both, if she so desires. I am all in favor of this wonderous transformation, unless of course it is determined that the transformation is damaging to the campaign, in which case I am decidedly against it. (Or perhaps I was against it and now I am for it...I get so confused.) I could no more reject Pinkie than I could reject the Party as a whole, unless a lot of people start criticising her for this bold statement of self-realization, at which point I must denounce her as not being the Pinkie that I knew. I look back in admiration at all the nurture and care-giving that Pinkie has provided to the collective, but at the same time am shocked and dismayed by her typical female reaction when approached on the street by the male members of the collective.

That being said, I can categorically state for the record: In the matter of "Resolved: Pinkie's Makeover was a good idea," I hereby vote "Present."

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I must say I am quite disappointed with the counterrevolutionary reaction of the Comrade gentlemen to Comrade Pinkie's makeover. If you are unable to appreciate her new-found proletarian beauty then she will be forced to share her considerable charms with decadent capitalists.

And furthermore, why are you so critical of a look that resembles Comrade Fonda? As is well known, Hanoi Jane has the purest proletarian instincts. Just because she has made millions from acting, selling exercise videos, and marrying and divorcing wealthy capitalists like Ted Turner does not diminish her revolutionary appeal in the slightest.

The needs of the party and the people are identical. Therefore the needs of the party must come first. If a socialist leader such as Comrade Fonda finds it beneficial to live like a decadent capitalist, then it is helpful to our cause. The unwashed masses who live like swamp rats will find it helpful to their morale to know that Comrade Fonda lives in the lap of luxury.

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Yet another photo of our newly-beautiful Comrade Commissarka!

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The needs of the Party are by definition what the People need. Are you trying to suggest that the Party NEEDS their females to be glamorous, sex objects? That the Party NEEDS resources such as perfume, makeup, and Lenin only knows what else it took to make over the Commissarka, when those resources could have been sold to feed the poor (hmmmm, where have I heard that before?), or used to fuel rockets for the Peace Keeping Force? Now if you wish to make an argument that this procedure can be useful for the Party to induce more pregnancies to help increase the work force, then at least then you may be forgiven for thinking of Party needs rather than just some artificial vanity needs. But even then, if the Party were to decide that more pregnancies were needed, then the Party would simply issue a 5 year plan to address this. and it would be fulfilled in record time.

I have not even mentioned the effect this infatuation with outward beauty, that I must remind you is based on standards that were not approved by the Party, rather by pre-revolutionary standards, could have on our appliance sex comrades,

As for the Commissarka's comments, I defy her to find even one instance where I suggested that I wished to attend this slumber party to see HER glamorized. I merely stated my desires to attend the party for reasons I did not specify other than to be a guard dog.

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Yes, Pupovich, but what/who were you guarding, and from what/whom? Either way, since you obviously don't approve of what went on, why were you there at all?

Can you honestly say you wouldn't want to share the corner office with someone who looks like the above photo?

You've been awfully grumpy lately. Rest assured it's not only been noted, but documented.

This is what happens when the Party Pleasure Palace has been neglected and allowed to fall into disrepair and offer poor service to a Comrade's recreational needs. All of this banter about make-overs and having separate parties for different genders is a diversion from the real issues.

Remember when going to the PPP was heartily approved and encouraged for ALL Party members, regardless of gender? Do you Comrades remember the depraved parties that lasted for days or weeks, especially when the Chairman was there? Do you remember when making little Comrades out of the confines of wedlock (a "religious" ceremony) was encouraged, for the Good of the State and the Party? Remember when oil (lube) use was "liberally" encouraged by the management at the PPP? Have we fallen so low as to not remember all that is good for a Party member?

I remember when I had exceeded my quota of beets and potatoes during the harvest and was rewarded with my first visit to the PPP. After I signed in, I was given the "tour" of the premises and was informed of the various services that were available to me. I'll always treasure the memories I have when I was behind door number 7. I now know that handcuffs and rope have more uses than the police would have you believe.

How can we make the PPP into the place that ALL Comrades will eagerly go to for their recreational needs? Who's in charge and is it possible to make our complaints known without being made to stand in front of a brick wall?

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Commissarka.... clearly your makeover must have involved too much potato vodka, for I did not wish to go where I was not welcomed, especially since I knew everything would be on video should I wish to see what was going on,

However, I decided to remain at my dacha, enjoying this last bit of time between my Commissar duties and my Marshal duties. However, due to the situation reported above, I have decided to cut short my time off to return to the Pups Party Pleasure house headquarters to kick some prole butt and detain some slackers until we can decide who will be entrusted with this responsibility now that I have Marshal duties.

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Hmmmm....Pinkiella? Pupan Pupan?
OK, but who's that sitting on the ledge?
Flat Pinkie?

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That is the true crime about this "makeover," this neglect of the Party to pursue the values of the rethuglicans. Yes, their wimmin are easier on the eyes, but do you ever find them up on the ledge? Plowing the fields? Operating the People's factories?

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As an elite Party member with access to all relevant facilities, I was able to sneak in a camera and just now finished editing the footage. Observe various stages of Pinkie's makeover from start to finish in this video.

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For this project I hired a skilled film editor named eggman913. I highly recommend checking his other similar videos in his profile, especially this one.

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Comrade Cube, most entertaining, but to be fair, I believe we should show the comrades the truth of how these effects were done.



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From sour grapes comes the People's Whine Great Commander Cube.

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Bourgeoisie apologist all! This thread is blasphemy to everything we hold dear, Comrades! How dare we pass up sagging tits and butch haircuts for these, these, these Barbie Fascist sex kittens! This makeover reactionary filth is totally degrading to womyn and I for one want everyone here investigated – at least those who don't have the cash on hand to grease my wheels.

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Chairman! I was just thinking how badly my kissing up skills have suffered with your absence, so of course I am most honored to have some cash on hand to further spread the goals of the Party, and no one spreads it more or deeper than you Chairman. But I do wish to point out that I joined your condemnation of this decadent makeover.

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Red Square wrote:As an elite Party member with access to all relevant facilities, I was able to sneak in a camera and just now finished editing the footage. Observe various stages of Pinkie's makeover from start to finish in this video.

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For this project I hired a skilled film editor named eggman913. I highly recommend checking his other similar videos in his profile, especially this one.

Nonsense, Comrade Red. You can clearly see my proletarian visage at approximately 1:10 in the video.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Chairman! I was just thinking how badly my kissing up skills have suffered with your absence, so of course I am most honored to have some cash on hand to further spread the goals of the Party, and no one spreads it more or deeper than you Chairman. But I do wish to point out that I joined your condemnation of this decadent makeover.

I wish to denounce those who have denounced the makeover. It was done in true egalitarian spirit.

When true communism comes, all progressive women will be as beautiful as hollywood movie stars, or at least as beautiful as 25 ruble Kamenostravsky working girls.

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A true Party comrade already sees this beauty...it is always close to hand.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:A true Party comrade already sees this beauty...it is always close to hand.

My husband could make you roll over and play dead, Comrade Pup.

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NadezhdaAlliluyeva wrote:My husband could make you roll over and play dead, Comrade Pup.

I am not certain in what manner I should take this. If you mean in the sense that this person could impress me with beauty and charm, then all I can say is that I am already spoken for, my heart already belongs to the Party. The Party is the love of my life, my one and only reason for life itself.

If on the other hand you mean I would roll over and play dead from fear.... then again, I must say no, For I have friends in very very low places as it is,


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Red Square wrote:Makeover works both ways...

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Very nice, Comrade Red. And how about some thigh-high leather boots with 7 inch spiked heels from Leather Working Factory #43?

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And how about some thigh-high leather boots with 7 inch spiked heels from Leather Working Factory #43?

Only if you have two left feet. If not, you will need to order one boot from Factory #43 and the other from Factory #171, which unfortunately has been under construction since 1972. The last report from the local Party boss (from his fourth mistress's dacha) indicated the delay was due entirely to lazy and drunken kulaks in the construction crews.

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I wouldn't dare hide the beauty of the Marx-Engels Back Seam Fishnet Pantyhose produced by the glorious workers of the Belomor Fishery Collective who always overfulfill production quotas assigned to them by the Central Planning Committee and the Party leadership representing the best hopes of the people of the world.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
And how about some thigh-high leather boots with 7 inch spiked heels from Leather Working Factory #43?

Only if you have two left feet. If not, you will need to order one boot from Factory #43 and the other from Factory #171, which unfortunately has been under construction since 1972. The last report from the local Party boss (from his fourth mistress's dacha) indicated the delay was due entirely to lazy and drunken kulaks in the construction crews.

I cannot believe that Factory #171 is taking so long to complete. It must have been repeatedly sabotaged by reactionary capitalists.

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Red Square wrote:I wouldn't dare hide the beauty of the Marx-Engels Back Seam Fishnet Pantyhose produced by the glorious workers of the Belomor Fishery Collective who always overfulfill production quotas assigned to them by the Central Planning Committee and the Party leadership representing the best hopes of the people of the world.

The glorious workers of the Belomor Collective have a secret. I send them pairs of my old stockings to sniff and it entices them to overfill one production quota after another!

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:That is the true crime about this "makeover," this neglect of the Party to pursue the values of the rethuglicans. Yes, their wimmin are easier on the eyes, but do you ever find them up on the ledge? Plowing the fields? Operating the People's factories?

I agree with my esteemed comrade. Pulchritude can be useful for espionage or bribery, but the ability to swing a shovel (which Pinkie has admirably demonstrated many times) trumps T&A every time. The collective needs strong women. Let Vodka and Nature to take care of the rest!

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Da! How correct and succinctly you put that.... "Let vodka and nature take care of the rest"

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Comrades, as you can see by my avatar, that's the result of vodka, nature, and good dirty Progressive living.

I love the "Women in Art" link from Red Square, even though I don't see my namesake among them unless I keep blinking in the same place each time I watch.

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Commissarka, perhaps it is coming in "Women in Art 2: Extreme Beauty". No worries, our one and only Pinkie. The collective reflects your beauty like a bright new shovel in the rain...



 
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