Comrades! Yes it is once again time for the frequently "distributed" Oh-Bambi Awards. This award is given to the outstanding "Liberal of the Moment" who publically and vocally espouses but not necessarily follows the Liberal Code of Conduct.

This Code of Conduct includes, but is not limited to the following: Advancing the Global Warming Climate Change Cause, Marching the Green Movement Forward, Fully Supporting the Stimulus Package and the $13.00, $8.00 per Week Increase for Low Income Families, Trusting Fully in what the MSM Says, Supporting Obama's Wave of Pure Unadulterated Socialism and much more!

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Competition is Fierce this block, so let's look at the Candidates!

#1. Tom Daschle: Tom is the definitely the favorite this year. He played the role of an American Taxpayer. His outstanding performance was given additional credibility secondary to his former job as Head of both the Senate Finance and Senate Ethics Committees! His endearing speech: "Make no mistake, tax cheats cheat us all and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter" was riveting!

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#2. Nancy Pelosi: Watch Nancy perform as the tough but tender hearted "Mother Speakeress," as she pushed through the largest and most impossible to pay-off financial bail-out in history. Why did she do it? It was for the children of course! Her role was especially poignant given her hard pro-abortion stance.

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#3. Timothy Geithner: Tim also played an American Taxpayer. Uh-oh, we have two Libs trying to play the same role this time! Tim's the under-dog as he does not have Tom's Senate cred. However, he was labeled a financial genius and was vetted despite owing significantly more in back taxes than Tom. Good luck Tim!

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#4. Hilda Solis: This spicy Latina really showed us her acting skills as she played both a Congresswoman and an active Lobbyist for ARW at the same time ! She did all of it without violating multiple major House Ethics Rules, or did she? Her duplicitous performance made her a shoe-in nominee and the performance itself was as unforgettable as was her quote: "We are all American's whether legalized or not."

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#5. Barney Frank: Barney played the well meaning but inept proctologist who set into motion the largest group of financial institution collapses since the Great Depression! His part as a catalyst in creating the largest and most expensive bail out in history is only second to his performance on the Bill O'Reilly Show. When Bill confronted him concerning his part in the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac debacle, Barney showed his cinematic ranges by going from proctologist to hysterical drama queen in an instant as he denied anything to do with it and blamed everything on George Bush Jr.

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#6. Henrietta Hughes: This is our last nominee. Henrietta is a relatively new comer to the front page liberal scene. But despite that, her "Obama I love you speech" at Obama's Town-Hall meeting at Fort Myers Florida was a tear-jerker! It had the MSM balling their eyes out and tossing free houses her way. It seems however, Henrietta was not as homeless as we were first lead to believe. Apparently she has been running her government assistance shell game for quite some time. Besides her great acting skills, she is something of an internet genius for a homeless person, as her web site was up and running mere hours after the town hall meeting!

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The suspense is killing us, so without further ado, the winner of this block's Oh-Bambi Award is .............

Henrietta Hughes!! Henrietta displayed outstanding thespian skills as she played a media shill for Obama's town hall meeting! Not being as destitute as we were lead to believe, it was her ability to outright lie and hold on to the philosophy of "The means justifies the end" that clearly marks her as a liberal who is up and coming. The MSM also has notable mention here as they did not vet her at all compared to what they did to "Joe the Plumber!" Also it was nice to see Obama branch out and employ speakers instead of fainters at his speeches.

Very insightful, Comrade Robot. However, given Comrade Hughes' love for The One, you may want to issue the award designed by Commissar Theo...

-OV

Hmmmm...I take it that Chuck Schumer only got an honorable mention for his "Admittedly Porky...but the American People don't care" remark?

I think Obama hisself should win the award for his idea to raise the WH thermostat to emulate the climate of Hawaii (it's where he's from, you know) after telling the rest of us how we're going to lower our themostats in the winter, stop driving SUVs, eat less meat, etc., to cut energy consumption and reduce global warming stop climate change.

And after the Congress passed the trillion+ dollar "Pork R Us" stimulus package, he gave a speech about how reducing the DEFICIT is going to be his next priority! Way to go, O!

So Obama has at least two tour de force performances that lay claim to this award. None of those pretenders can out-Obama the One and Only!

Comrades, please, let's not deny Dear Leader's right to turn up the heat. After all, we get bask in the warm glow of his smile.

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Comrade Red Star-

If I haven't given you one already, I owe you a Get Out of Gulag Free card...

-OV

Thank you Comrade, always nice to have a get out of Gulag Free card. You should never leave home with out one.

I am thinking of offering "Give some one a door kicking" gift certificates. Ex-wife going to court to get Child support payments raised. Give her a Door kicking, great for Holiday gifts.

For a reasonable price, my GoonsHighly trained Troopers, will kick in the door of anyone's house, or Business. For a little extra they might just kick someones....Errrr well you get the idea.


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