The Old Is New - Final election day democratic ad campaign


A vote for the Party is a vote for the future! Make sure you vote in at least five states.


Vote as many times as Dear Leader asks.

"Look, Mister Frito," said Spam, pointing up the road. "Elves, lots of 'em. Oooooo, I must be dreaming. I wish the old Fatlip could see me now."
"I wish I were dead," whined Pepsi.
"So do I," said Moxie.
"May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer ev'ry wish," said Spam.


I can see that you've read " Bored of the Rings ", as have I ( Krasnodar ).
" The Ranger, along with Legolam and Gimlet, continued to chase down their quarry, only stopping for a quick hand of canasta while Arrowroot cooked up some cheese blintzes for breakfast. Nobody could make blintzes like Ol' Arrowroot !" ( paraphrased )
As I recall, this celebrated offering from the Harvard Lampoon was required reading in most colleges and universities at the time.


Hammer and Loupe
I best get out the old armor and mace. Old is the new style.Vote as many times as Dear Leader asks.
We no longer need to vote. Automated voting machines will do the voting for us. This is a truly glorious development. We now have machines to do the voting that Americans won't do!




On the other hand, those nice people were so...similar... so participatory... So obedient to a man in uniform.... Almost "superior"...

