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The Party Prayer Book ™ and (pat. pend.)

2/5/2009, 2:15 am
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Party my wealth to keep
If I should die before I awake
I pray the Party, my estate to take.

Hail Barack,
Full of Hope,
The Party is with thee.
Blessed art thou among socialists
and blessed is the fruit
of thy planned Change
Holy Obama,
Father of Chope,
give us taxpayers money now,
and tax the everyone else to death.

Amen
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2/5/2009, 3:13 am
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Comrades,

I was just wondering: Given the current revolving door policy that traces a circle (a symbol of equality and oneness) on the current administration, at what point does Change™ of appointees become Churn™?
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2/5/2009, 4:01 am
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Comrade 7.62, once again we prove that collective minds think alike!

I was getting ready to touch on this very same subject, but I was going to throw in this bastardization politically-corrected version of Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, made more relevant for the progressive generation, of a progressive England, progressively approaching the Jihadist encroachments.

Again, from the brilliant mind of Iowahawk:
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The Tale of the Asse-Hatte

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Excerpt:

35 The Bishop sipped upon hys tea
36 And sayed, "an open mind must we
37 Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man
38 Has hys own laws for hys own clan
39 So question not hys Muslim reason
40 And presaerve ye well social cohesion."
41 Sayth the libertine, "'tis well and goode
42 But sharia goes now where nae it should;
43 I liketh bigge buttes and I cannot lye,
44 You othere faelows can't denye,
45 But the council closed my wenching pub,
46 To please the Imams, aye thaere's the rub."
47 Sayeth the Bishop, strokynge his chin,
48 "To the Mosque-man, sexe is sinne
49 So as to staye in his goode-graces
50 Cover well thy wenches' faces
51 And abstain ye Chavs from ribaldry
52 Welcome him to our communitie."
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2/5/2009, 7:22 pm
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The Lord Obama's Prayer

Our Obama, who art in Washington,
Hollow be thy claims!
Thy hope and change come
Thy bills be done
In DC as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our stimulus bread
And give us more goverment programs
As we remove those of them that voted against us
And lead us not into capitalist temptation
But deliver us from evil conservatism.
Amen.
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2/5/2009, 7:24 pm
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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

I was just wondering: Given the current revolving door policy that traces a circle (a symbol of equality and oneness) on the current administration, at what point does Change™ of appointees become Churn™?

"Hope and ChangeTM" morphs into "Mope and Churn"?
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