I am distruaght! DISTRAUGHT! In yesterday's primary the PCVA has voted for Barrack H. Osama.

Virginia!!! Of all Places!!! Not a State. A COMMONWEALTH!!! The prototype Socialist Republic. And it has turned it's back on the greatest socialist since FDR, Hillary R. Clinton!!!

Therefore... as an act of penitence... I offer up Her Excellency's financial manager, Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko. For it is HE who is responsible for this debacle!!!

PLEASE!!! OH PLEASE, OUR GLORIOUS EMPRESS HILLARY! I BEG YOU TO SHOW MERCY ON HIM!!!

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<b>Purge them!!!! Purge Them ALL!!!!!</b>

(All in the name of progressive "tolerance" and "respect for other's views" of course)

Why offer Meow? Why not sacrifice the local party apparatik slobs who failed? Think Globally and Act Locally, Da?

Zampolit - your recent AWOL at the Cube seems to have put you out of the loop. The current Party policy is to hold firmly and resolutely a wet finger in the air. Nancy has already declared that Obamist HOPE and CHANGE are giving her a tingling sensation in her pepper dispenser area. Some of the weaker liberal comrades are claiming similar sensations. And since the liberal decision-making is fully based on responding to tingling sensations, the resulting collective hot breathing is expected to change the wind direction and bring the Obamist faction to power. The battle cry of the day among the weak liberals is "Trust the finger, Dude!" But we, strong communists, believe that we must trust the Party first and foremost - for the Party's finger is the wettest finger of all!

Red Square wrote:Zampolit - your recent AWOL at the Cube seems to have put you out of the loop. The current Party policy is to hold firmly and resolutely a wet finger in the air. Nancy has already declared that Obamist HOPE and CHANGE are giving her a tingling sensation in her pepper dispenser area. Some of the weaker liberal comrades are claiming similar sensations. And since the liberal decision-making is fully based on responding to tingling sensations, the resulting collective hot breathing is expected to change the wind direction and bring the Obamist faction to power. The battle cry of the day among the weak liberals is "Trust the finger, Dude!" But we, strong communists, believe that we must trust the Party first and foremost - for the Party's finger is the wettest finger of all!

I'm terribly sorry about being gone. I was away on a covert mission to infiltrate RNC Hq (the Taco Bell on I Street NW).

So... does this mean we don't get to put Meow on show Trial?

Comrade Red, I apologize. My fingers are a bit desensitized from all the money that has gone through them to keep the Chairman out of the Richmond, VA city klink. Plus the money The Party™ is still paying for the therapist's bill for Comrade Gov. Tim Kaine's (S-VA) border collie.

This gives me a great idea!!! Let's steal back all the money that Meow <s>stole</s> raised for Hillary and funnel it to Obama??? That would be a lot of fun!!!

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Governor Tim Kaine and Mayor Doug Wilder have given their nod to Obama, Zam. And just a few minutes ago I have officially given my nod to Obama as well after I was given a big bag of sweaty cash in very, very large denominations. The People's Commonwealth has spoken and they want the Cult of Obama to lead them into the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

Comrade TankoGrad wrote:<b>Purge them!!!! Purge Them ALL!!!!!</b>

(All in the name of progressive "tolerance" and "respect for other's views" of course)

Why offer Meow? Why not sacrifice the local party apparatik slobs who failed? Think Globally and Act Locally, Da?

THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!

And I know just who I want to start the purge with.

Something just came to mind while I was looking for a pic of Frogface. Doesn't he look a little bit like Beavis (from Beavis and Butt-head)?

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Governor Tim Kaine and Mayor Doug Wilder have given their nod to Obama, Zam. And just a few minutes ago I have officially given my nod to Obama as well after I was given a big bag of sweaty cash in very, very large denominations. The People's Commonwealth has spoken and they want the Cult of Obama to lead them into the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

This is great news!!!!

I'm curious. Who gave you all of this cash?

Let's see... It could not have been Comrade Gov. Kaine. His State Police bodyguards have standing orders to shoot you on site (and we all know why). It could not have been Frogface, he flat out hates you. Something tells me the feeling is mutual, I mean... hell... I hate Frogface too! Come to think of it... everyone hates Frogface!!! So... It had to be Doug!!! He is the only apparachnik in the People's Commonwealth of VA that talks to you. Unless Leslie Byrne is still talking to you.

Say, the next time I have go to the Taco Bell on I Steet NW in DC (the RNC's HQ), you wanna go?


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Leslie and I are not on good terms - not after the whole peanut butter incident which resulted in the death of her prized show cat. And I did apologize on several occasions for that incident and am asking the Byrne family to forgive me once more and blah blah blah get over it.

But, if you must know, Zam - it was indeed Doug and the Richmond City Council that provided me with the bag of cash. The money was supposedly appropriated for a new stadium for the Richmond Braves but - by some series of misfortunate events - it will be going to *me* instead.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: not after the whole peanut butter incident which resulted in the death of her prized show cat.

I am strangely intrigued, and yet at the same time, confused. Dare I ask for more details?"

We have to face facts. The only hope the Empress has now is with Commissar Theorcritus and Texas. So if any one is to bear the brunt of Hillary should she fall, I think Commissar Theorcritus would be a logical place to start. Yes, it was not your fault Chairman, none at all!

Would Hillary get more votes if she dyed her skin black? Isn't that why <s>Osama</s> Obama is doing so well, because of the sympathy votes for all the wrongs this country has committed?

I don't understand why her skin color would matter Premier, her heart is black.... very black.

Premier Betty wrote:

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: not after the whole peanut butter incident which resulted in the death of her prized show cat.

I am strangely intrigued, and yet at the same time, confused. Dare I ask for more details?"

NO! DO NOT ASK HIM!!!

That business that went on with Comrade Gov. Kaine's border collie last year is all that I can endure!!!

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Really? What happened with the collie?

Uh.... Meow, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol and other chemicals that were not identified, thought the border collie was Chelsea Clinton. You see .... Meow has a HUGE crush on that ugly poodle ... er ... I mean ... the lovely *gag!* Chelsea Clinton.

Comrade Gov. Kaine's border collie has been seeing a therapist, at The Party's™ expense, ever since. Though Meow has apologized profoundly over and over, Comrade Gov. Kaine issued orders to his State Police bodyguard detail that if Meow comes near the Governor's Mansion again he is to be shot on sight.

It was all a torrid ordeal. I had to spend copious amounts of Party funds bribing various officials of the People's Commonwealth of VA to keep this one under wraps. The ReTHUGliKKKan controlled Washington Times newspaper got a hold of the story somehow. I had go to their office and "reason" with the editor by shoving the barrel of my AKSU down his throat. Then, that slimey toad Comrade Senator Jim "Frogface" Webb had to stick his nose into this. I had to talk to him. Do you know how much I HATE that duplicitous bastard? I am still pissed off with Meow for causing me to have to talk to Frogface! I had to shower for 2 days to get the slime off of me.

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: Something just came to mind while I was looking for a pic of Frogface. Doesn't he look a little bit like Beavis (from Beavis and Butt-head)?

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Actually, I think he looks constipated.... Or maybe he just got Theo's train ticket.... The look is the same.

I shouldn't have asked....

And he only looks like Beavis because of the hair. It's still not as 4X0M3 as mine though.

Comrade TankoGrad wrote:<b>Purge them!!!! Purge Them ALL!!!!!</b>

(All in the name of progressive "tolerance" and "respect for other's views" of course)

Why offer Meow? Why not sacrifice the local party apparatik slobs who failed? Think Globally and Act Locally, Da?

Yeah Purge them all. Let Marx sort them out!

Comrade TankoGrad wrote: Actually, I think he looks constipated.... Or maybe he just got Theo's train ticket.... The look is the same.

You know ... a trip to Theo's maybe just what he needs. It'll clean him out.

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