The Party makes the rules as it goes, and our today's rule is that Red Square is allowed a little self-gratification.

We just made a glorious entry on RightNetwork.com with our new parody -

Obama Confirms Threat: “Cash Burning Will Happen”

Threat to Burn Money ‘Recruitment Bonanza' for Tea Parties

Soon to be posted in the Current Truth section.

Not to worry about things,yes ?
Dear Leader can burn through much more cash than demonstrations peoples ever could !

If anyone deserves a little "self gratification" (blush) it is you, dear glorious leader Boss. (enthusiastically pats you on the back "oops, sorry about that! Was the coffee hot??)

Dear leader boss appears to have been partaking of delights in the Peoples Cube Sundry & Lubrication Center. ahhh, there is nothing like a gulag donuts, is there?

Indeed, Comrade Square. Allow me to give you a pat on the back.

Most Gratifying Glorious Commander and Chief. It is a banner day.

(Shameless and Feeble attempt at Groveling)

If their is anything I can do, an endangered Species that is annoying you, let me know and I'll have my Psychotic Goons Highly Trained adjustment councilors. eradicate it immediately.

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

100% Infidel wrote:Indeed, Comrade Square. Allow me to give you a pat on the back.

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(aaaak, it appears he is wanting to give more than a "pat on the back"!!)