Breaking news:

The 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus has had major problems with their Shadow Inc App used to report the snow-flake results of this year's First Democratic-Socialist Primary to replace the impeached criminal Trump.

As a result the Iowa Party Boss directed the local apparatchiks to call in the results as the App let them down. Unfortunately, the party didn't tell Yellinya that she needed to keep the phones open and indeed answer the phone all night long instead of the money-making People's Sexy Chat Line.

Someone, we are not sure who, then ordered the local caucus counters to send in selfies of “what they got” to the Party website at hotselfie.com to count the Iowa Caucus results. From this “selfie” count we have the following winners:

1. Carlos Danger in the shower
   
   

   

2. Tulsi Gabbard at the beach
   
   

   

3. Strange threesome with Pocahontas-Comrade Bernie-Pierre Delecto
   
   

   

4. Pete Buttigieg questioning…
   
5. Cum Song Young Guy
   
6. Sleepy Joe and other has beens

Regarding selfie #2 ---and what a load on those slats supportin' that mattress ticket ---

C2GM, so we've already experienced the sexual satisfaction of a Co-Presidency.
Now wit' one Democratic vote w'can allz just lie back fo this threesome.

Comrade Pete is holding the camera.

Pierre Delecto could not be reached for comment.

Unless of course, there was a TV camera pointed his way.

So, like what was the result in Iowa? So memory holed no one even remember enough to ask. Just mojo over that parking lot speed bump at warp speed and aim that various shades of brown 80's mini van for some Trump peeps registering voters in the Walmart parking lot.

Thug life 4 real.

'pelipsky
#BR 549