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The People's Cube to Attend National Review Institute Summit

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We were invited and offered a media pass to attend the "Future of Conservatism" Summit organized by the National Review Institute on January 25-27, 2013 at the Omni Shoreham Hotel in Washington, DC.

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We may have a chance to meet some of our favorite authors and politicians and ask them questions. If you have questions you would like to ask and from whom, please post them in the comments below.

We don't know how it will turn out and who we'll be able to corner for interrogation, but a wish list of candidates and questions to them would still be a good thing, if only for historical purposes.

Confirmed speakers include but not limited to:

MARK STEYN - Columnist, National Review
JONAH GOLDBERG - Contributing Editor, National Review
LAURA INGRAHAM - Radio host, Courtside Entertainment
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER - Contributing Editor, The Weekly Standard
ANDY MCCARTHY - Senior Fellow, National Review Institute
LARRY KUDLOW - Contributing Editor, National Review
HUGH HEWITT - Professor, Chapman University Law School
WILIAM BENNETT - Radio host, Salem Communications
WILLIAM KRISTOL - Editor, The Weekly Standard
REP. PAUL RYAN - R-Wisconsin
GOV. SCOTT WALKER - Wisconsin
GOV. BOBBY JINDAL - Louisiana
SEN. TED CRUZ - R-Texas
JIM DEMINT - President, The Heritage Foundation
PETER THIEL - Technology entrepreneur
MIA LOVE - Mayor, Saratoga Springs

See the full list here.

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Dear People's Director Comrade Red Square and his compliant underling, Mrs. Red Square, are leaving for Washington tomorrow and have already reserved a personal haystack to spend the night in, so we won't have to share a communal haystack with about forty members of the unwashed toiling masses like last time.

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Congratulations! Infiltrate their ranks, take lots of notes, then prepare to spend hours filling out those denunciation forms!

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*&^%$#@!!!!!! MY INVITATION WAS HAVE BEEN LOST IN OUR MAILING SYSTEM!!! (cough cough &%$#!)

Dearest Red Square leader sir, I hope you will do your representation of myself in your goings and give my humblest apologies that my invitation was lost to said offender of Mailing Redistribution.

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Comrade Square, I have it on good authority that the beet vodka in DC is slightly equally better than that available to we run-of-the-gulag progs in flyover land. Enjoy!

And I hope Mrs. Red Square gets an opportunity to hoist a marble column or two, instead of just the usual log pictured in her avatar!


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Comrade Square,
In close quarters, rubber hoses were well to adjust attitudes.

Looks like a great lineup, although I will note the record there are very few socialists.

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Comrade Square,

If you get the chance, please ask KRAUTHAMMER (and anyone else from the DC bubble) when he first concluded Obama was a socialist? I'm really curious, since many of the DC talking heads seem startled by O's recent Castro-like speech.

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Comrade Square, please see if any (or all...) of these questions are worthy of asking anyone on that list...

** Where was National Security Adviser Tom Donilon during the Benghazi attack, and what was his role in the response?

** Where was Senior Presidential Adviser Valerie Jarrett during the Benghazi attack, and what was her role in the response??

** Who gave the order for forces to "stand down"??

** Where was Premier Hussein during the Benghazi attack??

** What were the exact circumstances during the Benghazi attack that resulted in the relief and arrest of General Carter Ham??

** Where are the statements of the survivors of the Benghazi attack??

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Inquiring minds want to know ....

1) Are the Republicans ever going to grow a set and go on the offensive?
2) So 47% of "the people" have figured out that they can vote themselves the treasury; how do you combat that?

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Comrade Marx,

You quit your job and stand in line for State rations.

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Commissar Wahoo,
I can only answer one of your questions. dear leader was enroute is extremely important fundraiser/golf game at Las Vegas, Nevada.
Last edited by General Confusion on 1/25/2013, 2:18 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: Punctuation Required

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Partial report:

Mark Steyn was issued a Party-approved People's Cube during a regulated mandatory drinking ceremony. (no picture)

Charles Krauthammer gave a great speech with inappropriate jokes praising the size of Churchill's people's organ. (no picture)

Mrs. Red Square, displaying the proper way of handling the People's Cube to some guy in the lobby.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:And I hope Mrs. Red Square gets an opportunity to hoist a marble column or two, instead of just the usual log pictured in her avatar!
All the columns I've tried to lift and chuck at the conservatives have been either printed on paper or a computer screen, except those made of Styrofoam.


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Let me know if you use up your ration card, and I will send you something to eat for the journey home...


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Mrs. Red Square, displaying the proper way of handling the People's Cube to some guy in the lobby.

With no disrespect intended at all but I'm not sure if our Glorious First lady Comrade was really using her time wisely with this individual in showing him the higher math learning functions that are needed to properly execute operating a People's Cube. To me he looks like the type that really doesn't get the math thing at all.

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I am greatly heartened to see that the People's Directorate of the Treasury has seen fit to mint a new batch of People's Cubes thereby devaluing the dwindling supply of Cubes held by the old guard of the Inner Party.


 
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