The People's Monopoly










I don't understand handing the People's Morale Enforcer to the prole though. Even for a minute.


And of course you cannot buy Red Square...
-OV


Besides some of these Proles were smiling this is not allow!!!
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith


Obamissar Vodkavich
But we'd turn over control of a nuclear plant to a prole or permit the squander of work time on levity promoting activities WHY??Because that nuclear plant is the only one to have exploded on its own in a meltdown. It is now radioactive rubble. And that isn't work time. It's 2:00 AM, during their rest time. I know you may not like the thought but we have a smaller supply of proles over here so we cannot work them all to death or we'd have no one to do the Party's work. That is why we permit them rest time.


Comrade Joe
Obamissar Vodkavich
But we'd turn over control of a nuclear plant to a prole or permit the squander of work time on levity promoting activities WHY??Because that nuclear plant is the only one to have exploded on its own in a meltdown. It is now radioactive rubble. And that isn't work time. It's 2:00 AM, during their rest time. I know you may not like the thought but we have a smaller supply of proles over here so we cannot work them all to death or we'd have no one to do the Party's work. That is why we permit them rest time.
Silly dictator! It didn't really meltdown... I'll let you in on a little party secret:
It's a LOT easier for us to "redistribute" technology to N. Korea, Iran, Syria, etc. if the imperialist amerikkkans think that the facility has been destroyed in some horrible "accident".
And where is this "here" with the lack of proles? I was unaware of said shortage... Comrade Red Star has been giving me plenty, plus there were those 7 traitors who voted against the Pork Production Act, so just let me know and I'll start getting them to the appropriate platform for a while...
-OV


Obamissar Vodkavich
Comrade Joe
Obamissar Vodkavich
But we'd turn over control of a nuclear plant to a prole or permit the squander of work time on levity promoting activities WHY??Because that nuclear plant is the only one to have exploded on its own in a meltdown. It is now radioactive rubble. And that isn't work time. It's 2:00 AM, during their rest time. I know you may not like the thought but we have a smaller supply of proles over here so we cannot work them all to death or we'd have no one to do the Party's work. That is why we permit them rest time.
Silly dictator! It didn't really meltdown... I'll let you in on a little party secret:
It's a LOT easier for us to "redistribute" technology to N. Korea, Iran, Syria, etc. if the imperialist amerikkkans think that the facility has been destroyed in some horrible "accident".
And where is this "here" with the lack of proles? I was unaware of said shortage... Comrade Red Star has been giving me plenty, plus there were those 7 traitors who voted against the Pork Production Act, so just let me know and I'll start getting them to the appropriate platform for a while...
-OV
A clever plan, Comrade. But wouldn't it be easier just to build a new nuclear plant for those nations than to fake the destruction of an old one, remove thousands of tons of machinery, move it all thousands of miles, and then reassemble it? Not to mention how one nuclear reactor could possibly be split up and divided among three nations and still work.
"Here" is a secret location told only on a "need-to-know" basis. The Party Chairman must give his approval for you to learn it. We have less proles here because more were needed elsewhere, so we had to focus a little more on not killing them as often. If you gain the Chairman's approval, I would like some of those proles as they would make my life much easier.


Behold his mistakes as he attempts to justify his false accusations and erroneous claims with LOGIC and REASON?! The real Stalin, whose very teat this Obamissar was suckled on, would have just answered with some variation of "because I said so!" IMPOSTER!
I do, however, subordinate myself to The Chairman. In the meanwhile, ask yourself this:
If you were truly great, why were you not asked to participate??
-OV




Everyone seeing this for the first time really needs to get to Platform 4... And I mean, like, NOW!
-OV