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The People's Navy Galley Remodeling Project Completed!

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Comrades,

Glorious News. Our 45 million dollar remodeling of our shore based People's Naval Galley has been completed. Though there was some slight cost over-runs over the original budget of 500 bucks the spending of wads other peoples money that was forced on us by the evil Bush and his co-horts went right according to our stimulus plan. And nothing says success more than these pictures!

It is with great joy that I now show you the GLORIOUS results!

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Notice the impeccable design features and color coordination! Just sitting in those comfy booths and looking at those green tables already has ones mouth watering for some fine, fine People's Navy culinary specialties.

Let's take a little peek in the remodeled kitchen were the boys are whipping up today's special.

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It doesn't get more sanitary than that. Now what taste tempting treat are they whipping up to celebrate our grand re-opening?


Why one of a Prole's favorite dishes of course.

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BONUS! It also matches the Decor! The People's Navy Always Spending Other Peoples Money Wisely and in the Finest Socialist Tradition!!!!!!!!!

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Why one of a Prole's favorite dishes of course.

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BONUS! It also matches the Decor! The People's Navy Always Spending Other Peoples Money Wisely and in the Finest Socialist Tradition!!!!!!!!!

As delicious as Spam and Limas might be, I would crave some sliced pickled beets on top.

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I am so impressed and wish our gulag could appear so modern and clean but there is only so much redistributed monies available and I was in need of something more personal.
But one day, the People Gulag Galley will be just as update, I have no doubt.


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Comrades,

The Spam and Lima's are a huge step up from Ham and Lima's which come in a can.

The popular term was "Ham and Mortar Forkers" but that is as close as I dare get.

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I didn't know we got a new bucket . Glorious news!
This will prove to be useful in reducing the collective's seemingly endless need for toilet paper and Kaopectate.

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Ah Snoogie, that takes me back to the tasty treats served up at the Navy chow hall in Great Lakes. The savory acrid smell from the grease pit. The pretty ultraviolet lamps in the bug zappers over the front door. The crackling as flies exploded overhead. Having to walk through a constant rain of insect parts just to get inside. Stacking our rifles outside (lest we be tempted to murder the cooks). Standing nut to butt in long lines.

Good times indeed.

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SPAM????? The People's Navy would dare to spend the collective's treasure on this evil product of corrupt capitalism? SPAM is MEAT and meat is MURDER (at least it's supposed to be meat, only Obama knows what is really in there.) How many of our companion animal workers have lost their lives to this despicable genocide? Many of them were probably registered to vote by ACORN.

But the lima beans, that is an inspired revolutionary foodstuff for the people's stomach! They are pasty and tasteless, just like a PBS program. And they are named after a city in South America which is close to our hero Chavez's Venezuela.

But I do agree, the red and green are an appropriate revolutionary color scheme. Perhaps the Spam can be replaced by lima beans dyed red! This would be a very typical creative bureaucratic solution to a vexing but important problem which is not at all due to silly political considerations. There must be an earmark created immediately for several billion dollars to be devoted to this purpose. And it just so happens I have a relative who can obtain a bunch of red dye cheap. It's a WIN-WIN-WIN solution!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Ah Snoogie, that takes me back to the tasty treats served up at the Navy chow hall in Great Lakes. The savory acrid smell from the grease pit. The pretty ultraviolet lamps in the bug zappers over the front door. The crackling as flies exploded overhead. Having to walk through a constant rain of insect parts just to get inside. Stacking our rifles outside (lest we be tempted to murder the cooks). Standing nut to butt in long lines.

Good times indeed.

Ah, Whoopie,

How about this for memory lane......."You have twenty minutes and twenty minutes only to eat your fine fine Navy chow" and I'm sure you also remember "service week" where we had to help the cooks concoct their horrid creations their fine dining repasts between cleaning the damn dishes


Opiate of the People

Do not fret! Of course we also have a veggie delight on the menu for those who are Vegan Nazimoonbats.

Why grab a fork and have a slice of..........


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Gelatin Chef's Salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The corn and the peas are such a lovely visual touch don't you think?

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Why grab a fork and have a slice of..........


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Gelatin Chef's Salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The corn and the peas are such a lovely visual touch don't you think?


Holychristonacrutch. Reminds me of when I ran a bar and had to clean up the bathrooms on Saturday night.

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Snoogie, Service Week? I was a JOOD. We wrote our own duty schedule so we could arrange to be on the Quarter Deck during things like PT and we didn't have to shovel grease at the chow hall. Ah yes, returning salutes, keeping the battalion log and polishing the binnacle was such tiring work (yawn).

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Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:
Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Why grab a fork and have a slice of..........


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Gelatin Chef's Salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The corn and the peas are such a lovely visual touch don't you think?


Holychristonacrutch.


I DENOUNCE Scratchanitch!!!!!!!!

One does not say "Grace" before a meal in the People's Socialist Galley!!!!!! Exceptions though for Muslims and their pray rugs.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Snoogie, Service Week? I was a JOOD. We wrote our own duty schedule so we could arrange to be on the Quarter Deck during things like PT and we didn't have to shovel grease at the chow hall. Ah yes, returning salutes, keeping the battalion log and polishing the binnacle was such tiring work (yawn).

I DENOUNCE WHOOPIE,

For being an admitted slacker in Boot camp during service week!!!!!!! ( I got stuck with "veggie prep" and had to haul out the rotten produce parts to the slop bin after cutting the crappy parts off the veggies)

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Holychristonacrutch.



I DENOUNCE Scratchanitch!!!!!!!!

One does not say "Grace" before a meal in the People's Socialist Galley!!!!!! Exceptions though for Muslims and their pray rugs.


Technically "Holychristonacrutch" is sort of a cussword exclamation. So I denounce you right back for not knowing that.


So get the mop and clean up the floor and save me the wretching.

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Comrades,

Now it has become clear why the DI's would never let us near the house of benefits with any kind of weapon or live ammunition.

The daily admonition was "Take all you want, EAT ALL YOU TAKE"[or else]

You could go from another face in the crowd to the favorite whipping boy.

There might even be a "blanket party" in your honor!

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
Opiate of the People

Do not fret! Of course we also have a veggie delight on the menu for those who are Vegan Nazimoonbats.

Why grab a fork and have a slice of..........


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Gelatin Chef's Salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The corn and the peas are such a lovely visual touch don't you think?

Commodore, this sight brings a tear to my eye. It reminds me so much of the old days in the Motherland when Comrade Stalin celebrated the passing of kulaks with too much vodka and brought forth a vision of lovliness that looked exactly like this. Those were the days, my friend (sniff, sniff.)

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Comrade Scratchanitch,

Come now after all it is New Years and time to celebrate. Let's put the denouncings behind us and start fresh. I also extend that to Comrade Whoopie as I was a little hasty in pouncing on the denouncing with him also.

As a matter of fact I am in such a good mood after Opiate's compliment that I think a little dessert action is in order for all!

Come and dig in folks it's ......... err......Peach and Cannonball Flambeau Surprise.

Heck I can't even figure out what is in this atrocity other than I hope that creator of this dish is doing at least 3 to 5 years in jail

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Come and dig in folks it's ......... err......Peach and Cannonball Flambeau Surprise.

Heck I can't even figure out what is in this atrocity other than I hope that creator of this dish is doing at least 3 to 5 years in jail

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I blew the picture up to see whether that was cherries or olives in there. I think it's cherries. Looks like the pits are still in. I think I might have made this at some time in the past while drunk.

In which case, you go in the cellar and get a quart of peaches and a quart of cherries. You drink the juice out of both jars, dump them in a pan with about a pint of vodka. Warm up for a few minutes and eat. Gotta be careful to not bite down on the cherry pits.

If that's olives in there, toss the mess out in the snow and drink the rest of the vodka.

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Comrade Vladimir Scratchanitch,

Not sure if it's Cherries or Olives. Just received word though that the cooks have just placed an order to replenish some recently used Galley stock items though.

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Go ahead dig in.......I join in also but I'm on a diet.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrade Vladimir Scratchanitch,

Not sure if it's Cherries or Olives. Just received word though that the cooks have just placed an order to replenish some recently used Galley stock items though.

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Go ahead dig in.......I join in also but I'm on a diet.

Oddly enough, I live about 50 miles from Salem. But whatever is in that dish, it ain't prunes. Nonetheless, prunes and peaches would go together fine. Still gotta watch out for biting down on the pits. You can split a tooth in half.

A long time ago, somebody got the idea of mixing Tang and prune juice. Called it "prune-tang".

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Comrades,

It appears the excellence of the menu is comperable to the great views available while dining!


 
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