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The Republican Attack on All Things American

1/7/2015, 3:48 pm
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You can count on the despicable new Republican Congress to set their alarm clocks early and work late into the night in their latest attacks on America. They're already attacking Social Security and I've heard, from loose lips, that they're now planning to take away our flush toilets and force us back into smelly outhouses.
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1/8/2015, 6:18 am
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Dedhedvedev wrote:
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You can count on the despicable new Republican Congress to set their alarm clocks early and work late into the night in their latest attacks on America. They're already attacking Social Security and I've heard, from loose lips, that they're now planning to take away our flush toilets and force us back into smelly outhouses.
Be careful, comrade. Remember, it is the Party™ that demands the elimination of flushing and the restriction on tissue usage -- all for the good of Sustainability™ and the prevention of Climate Change.™
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1/8/2015, 9:00 am
Comrade Dedhedvedev, what is being "flush toilet"?

Here in Obama's Joy of Work Commune #147, we are being joyful to Dear Leader to having what American degenerate Beavis calls "TP" three months of every year!
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1/8/2015, 10:58 am
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147 gets TP three months per year?

In Texazistan #6, such luxury is only dreamt of...

It may be related, but I can never find the camp voter registration listings, or the reconstructed maintenance records for the people's tractors for some reason.
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1/8/2015, 5:00 pm
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OMG! Is nothing sacred to these Republican terrorists?
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1/8/2015, 7:06 pm
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OMG! Is nothing sacred to these Republican terrorists?
Well, at least part of their assault is on reason, so that will put them partly on the korrekt side.
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1/9/2015, 3:00 pm
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RedDiaperette wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:
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OMG! Is nothing sacred to these Republican terrorists?
Well, at least part of their assault is on reason, so that will put them partly on the korrekt side.
I know what they're up to with the math. They want to take away our sacred right to have 2+2 be anything we really, really want it to be.

We're the party of "there is no god, so everything is permitted," i.e., except drawing cartoons about Islam.
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1/9/2015, 7:35 pm
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Dedhedvedev wrote:
RedDiaperette wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:
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OMG! Is nothing sacred to these Republican terrorists?
Well, at least part of their assault is on reason, so that will put them partly on the korrekt side.
I know what they're up to with the math. They want to take away our sacred right to have 2+2 be anything we really, really want it to be.

We're the party of "there is no god, so everything is permitted," i.e., except drawing cartoons about Islam.

But I thought the math was settled... 2 + 2 IS anything we really, really want it to be,...isn't it?
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1/10/2015, 12:26 am
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I'm speechless.
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