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The Salesman-In-Chief

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All hail our new Salesman-In-Chief! I can't wait for the summer tent sale with free hot dogs.

*courtesy of TheLCABroadside

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Are those hubccaps the slick type that always remain level? I'd hate to see anyone flying the O-flag upside-down since dissent is no longer patriotic.

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Of course they remain level just like Obama's head.

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A free new GM in every driveway after paying for undercoating, paint protectant and fabric sealant.

Only $50,000.

But wait, there's more!
You will no longer be required to select the car of your choosing, it will be determined for you!
Shamwow!

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The only thing I want to know if I am holding down a full time job do I get the free car or should I try to get laid off in order for somebody else to buy it for me?

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“My administration,” the president added, “is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”

Does GM make a suitable rig for hauling pitchforks?
Mebbie making pitchforks would save GM?

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Then I'll buy that proletarian transportarian for a $1!

There is, of course, some confusion about getting laid off or some combination thereof, but no matter which combination of those words you come up with, you'll come out smiling. And you can take that to the People's Shitibank!


 
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