As you work on your Coronavirus bucket list, don't forget our concert series at the famous Swamp Club located in the swanky Washington suburb of Shadowgov, on the corner of Barry Circle and Clinton Loop. Whether you're coming with your family or an escort, don't forget to wear a mask and enjoy the evening in total anonymity.

Check out our extensive list of performers who will keep you entertained all summer long.

• Lisa Page & the Adulterers
  
• Biden & the Things
  
• Cuomo & the Nursinghomes
  
• Birxscarf
  
• Fauci and the Patents
  
• Atom Pencil & the Neckschiffs
  
• Gavin & the Lockdowns
  
• Das Muellergäng
  
• Kovid Komey & his Kommies
  
• The Unmaskers featuring Jon-Jon Brennan

Special thanks to our friend Glen for the insider tip.

As a Swamp Club member (or did I pay my dues?) I would like to submit for Swamp Club's 2020 Summer Concert Series this ......performance....for a possible fund raiser.

Most Red Square and CIZ!

This Tour is gonna be waaaay better than the BernieBaLosers Tour Bus™. The list of bands all in one place!!! 'pelipsky is already tanking up on conditioned water beverages in order to stay stoked and able to hop up and down for the w.h.o.l.e. event!!

forelock tugs,
'pelipksy


Calling CIZ!

Secret Covert Mission Alert

Operation: Visitation is set to begin. Treking across the Continental Divide to visit nephew and family held in Maximum Lockdown Facility: Oregon. Identity Cards and stamped papers are being fabricated as we speak.

'pelipsky is concerned about the CoVid Clapping Season happenin' near you. What's the latest?

over and out,
'pelipksy
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A concert?! In public?! Double plus ungood! I'm telling! I'm telling! You can't do that! You can't do that! This isn't a free country! Stay home! Stay safe! No one told you you can do that!

I've already told on you!

Margaret wrote:A concert?! In public?! Double plus ungood! I'm telling! I'm telling! You can't do that! You can't do that! This isn't a free country! Stay home! Stay safe! No one told you you can do that!

I've already told on you!

Not wanting to sound too counter revolutionary, but if this concert is State Sponsored...then isn't it perfectly normal and permissible...if not required attendance like a public hanging or something? For our moral edification??

Is 'pelipsky just off on some wild jackalope trail tangent?? But Das Muellergang just sounds like a Heavy Metal Train Wreck...and Biden and The Things?? so New Wave Punk it's totally radical again...what's not to enjoy??

Does that make 'pelipsky some kind of criminal? 'pelipsky feels it would be criminal to miss any of these great bands out to entertain us for our own good.


Jackalopelipsky
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