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The Unbearable Lightness of Bernie

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Fellow Progs, this is just brilliant. Brilliant, I say!

Check out this article in the fascist right-wing press:

Bernie Sanders campaign announces it will cut hours to pay staffers $15 minimum wage

So... comrades who were working 40 hours per week will now only "work" 30, and comrades who were working 30 hours per week will now only "work" 20. But they'll get paid the same, magically raising their income to $15 per hour!

Then, of course, they will each be asked to "volunteer" another ten hours per week for The Cause™.

This is brilliant! Where have we seen this before? Uh, no, it wasn't in the book Animal Farm. No, definitely not that. Don't even think about that reactionary book! You didn't see it there!

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As someone commented on Twitter, it's like seeing a fire truck on fire.

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Red Square wrote:As someone commented on Twitter, it's like seeing a fire truck on fire.

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More like a dumpster fire. Bernie's ideas were a dumpster before. Now they're on fire. And not in a good way.

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$15? phew.....

In our beet kolkhoz, we get 20! (rubles, of course. each week! and in kind, yummy!)

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yeah, and just think of this: By further raising the volunteer hours per week, Bernie's campa-comrades could soon be at $18 per hour!

Pure genius!


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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:yeah, and just think of this: By further raising the volunteer hours per week, Bernie's campa-comrades could soon be at $18 per hour!

Pure genius!


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Total Genius!! GD, you put The Bernster rght there on the Commie Mt. Rushmore of GWONT.

Hey, campaign workers feel the burn as your leader whom you would sacrifice time and effort slices your life to prosperity...for The Bernster and his University slicing progress wife.


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Komrade Bernie...

...So stunningly brave it's bravely stunning!
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jackalopelipsky wrote:... GD, you put The Bernster rght there on the [highlight=#ffff00]Commie Mt. Rushmore[/highlight] of GWONT ...
yeah, b/c the [highlight=#ffff00]Amerikkkan Mt. Rushmore[/highlight] is already like occupied (claims comrade proglodyte):


        Mystery item No. 1

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Just à propos "Bernster on the Commie Mt. Rushmore", here a neat sixpack (of 2016):

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... and this one (of 2016, too), impressively stylish:

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:yeah, and just think of this: By further raising the volunteer hours per week, Bernie's campa-comrades could soon be at $18 per hour!

Pure genius!

Even better, set paid worker hours to zero, and they will be making infinite dollars per hour!

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The Eternal Circle of Human Folly

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RedDiaperette wrote:Even better, set paid worker hours to zero, and they will be making infinite dollars per hour!
Pure genius of yours, Komradette RedD!
(you sure deserve an extra dish of beet milk this evening!)
And then the implications, wowza!
Like:
  • you get $∞/h, you a sooper-sooper fat cat, ja? ...
    uh-oh, Bernie's sherpas, all of a sudden, fat cats???
No worry,
look:
  • each Bernie-sherpa distributes (equally!), say, half of his hourly dough, to needy masses...
    "half" of ∞? simple: ∞/2 = ∞, ja?
    and "masses"? what, N = 330 million of Trumpland? (daily illegals included!)
    uh, wait, just make it N = 7600 million, total humanity, why not?
    and now: ∞/N = ∞, korrekt? each comrade of the planetary kollektive gets $∞! hourly!

And kkkapitalizm bye-bye!
Truly mind-boggling...


(tee-hee:
Feed Kubists, gulago-semester after gulago-semester, with tiny bits of Math, and - banGGG! - even comradette Discombobulative Kitten, just like that, with a bold gesture of her rosy paw, spawns daring theses worthy a Hilbert or Dirac!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Just à propos "Bernster on the Commie Mt. Rushmore", here a neat sixpack (of 2016):

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Teacher! Teacher! If Comrade Commissar Bernie is in this lineup, does that mean when he assumes power as Supreme Chairman he'll massacre the unwashed filthy proles to create our glorious socialist utopia that the Provisional People's Government promised us?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Just à propos "Bernster on the Commie Mt. Rushmore", here a neat sixpack (of 2016):

Teacher! Teacher! If Comrade Commissar Bernie is in this lineup, does that mean when he assumes power as Supreme Chairman he'll massacre the unwashed filthy proles to create our glorious socialist utopia that the Provisional People's Government promised us?
Why yes, Grasshopper. That's exactly what it means. You are wise beyond your years. Keep wiping those walls!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Just à propos "Bernster on the Commie Mt. Rushmore", here a neat sixpack (of 2016):

Teacher! Teacher! If Comrade Commissar Bernie is in this lineup, does that mean when he assumes power as Supreme Chairman he'll massacre the unwashed filthy proles to create our glorious socialist utopia that the Provisional People's Government promised us?
Why yes, Grasshopper. That's exactly what it means. You are wise beyond your years. Keep wiping those walls!

Too right left...aaaahhh FLOORWARD! Pamalinsky. And young grasshopper here's some good information to wax on...wax off.

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