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The Virus from Wuhan, Tennessee, Threatens the World

3/20/2020, 12:37 pm
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Covid-19 the Coronavirus, aka, "Racist" Wuhan Virus according to CNN-MSDNC, was reportedly first detected in Wuhan, Tennessee.

CNN/MSDNC and the media in their corner keep insisting that calling a virus from where it originated "racist," adding that Wuhan may not be in China after all.

However, calling a virus from where it did not originate, is not racist.

Clearly, China is not racist. Tennessee is.

And a president who keeps insisting that Wuhan is in China and not in Tennesse is clearly racist.

The latest research based on the maps hand-drawn by Marco Polo's camel driver suggests that Tennessee may not even be in the USA. It's in Wuhan China.

The Wuhan Virus first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China, er, we meant, Tennessee, in fact might not be Chinese.

More likely, according to CNN-MSDNC, Huff Po, Nation, KOS, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, and the Communist Party of China, the virus came from the White House. It is now renamed the Trump Virus. President Trump, the progressives and Chinese communists say collectively, is responsible not only for the Wuhan Virus, er, virus from Tennessee, an American virus Trump deliberately planted in Wuhan China; but also for destroying the economy he painstakingly built over three years, just to get Joe Biden elected!

Meanwhile neither Joe nor Obama will take credit for Trump's great new economy.

We, at the Chernobylski Institute of Technology & Science have completed our research into this matter, and assure you the virus did not come from Tennessee.

Maybe from South Carolina or Alabama.

The Director of Progressive Biology who is also a Fellow at the Academy of Settled Sciences at the Obama Presidential Library, Dr. Me-me Too, concurred.

She said, "The coronavirus came from a US Army base in Tennessee that was planted in China. We strongly believe, but have not ascertained it, that Wuhan could possibly be in China. On the other hand, Wuhan might also be in Cambodia, or Uganda. We also suspect that an army base in Tennessee may actually exist, because we saw soldiers on a bus coming from Tennessee - which conclusively proves the Wunan virus is American made from Tennessee."

"There might also be several Wuhans," Dr. Too suggested, a she polished the I'm With Her logo on the tin pot on her head, "and only some of them are racist." She added, "We will continue to look for Mr. Wuhan under our beds if we can't find him anywhere else."

We thank Dr. Too for her compelling insights.

The Director of the Ministry of Silly Walks at Cambridge, UK, Dr. Head Up-Thearse, walked out when we brought up the Tories cutting off the migration of swarthy fighting age men from the middle east in fear of infestation. We mean the infestation of racist Wuhan Virus, Inshallah, not of Jihadis, which we in the UK welcome.

Dr. Thearse then went on a rant, and called America "racists" for shutting down its Sanctuary Cities no longer offering free health care to Undocumented Democrats from Jihadistan, Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, Kenya and Indonesia. And China which needs refuge. When we pointed out that these Undocumented Democrats speaking Arabic and wielding large kitchen knives threaten our health care system about to collapse trying to treat America's citizens who are in America lawfully, Dr. Thearse hung a necklace of Chinese garlic around around our necks.

 Meanwhile, we keep wondering why so many Democrats no longer talk about opening our borders?

Never mind. Adam Schiff, a former Democrat congressman for California and now the Minister of Advanced Progressive Mythology who has a genuine birth certificate, he swears, as well as medical documents certifying he is entirely sane, is advocating blocking our borders to stem the flow of coronavirus from Texas to Mexico and PP Dossiers from
Moscow. We mentioned that California is already abut to collapse under the weight of the stupidity of its leaders - and the citizens who elected them - but we digress about the topic of sanity.
Schiff dismissed the reporters in the room by bulging his eyes to a frightening size.

Showing his empty pockets in which he asserted he has the evidence to prove it, Schiff said that Donald Trump colluded with Ji Xiping, the communist leader of China, to develop the coronavirus. The virus, Schiff asserted, was created to stop Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders from debating on the head of a pinhead.

This week Bernie Sanders wisely stepped off into the void - to be never seen again. Last spotted, he was seated in a red Tesla heading out toward Jupiter's moons.

The development of the vaccines is imminent, it'll happen any day now, or sometime in about four-to-eight years, whichever comes later.

We will update this report from the Other Side, where, while watching CNN or MSDNC, or reading HuffPo, MoveOn dot Org, or Daily KOS, the still living can hear the latest news by staging seances. These seances were popularized at the impeachment hearings and in Adam Schiff's outstanding work, the third revision of Little Red Riding Hood.

In that body of settled science, Schiff has not only proved he could read the president's mind, but that his daily out-of-body experiences will become the norm in progressive circles. So will the vaccines.
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3/23/2020, 9:32 am
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Kommissar Chernobylski

This is the most equal coverage, as well as most equal explanation as to why what's happen is happening. Your's, most excellent Kommissar, is a much more equal movie experience than what Steven Spielberg is putting out for the D.N.C.

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