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Iranian protesters back Gaza and burn Obama picture

Reuters wrote: Hardline demonstrators burn posters of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama, during a demonstration in support of the people of Gaza, in front of the Swiss Embassy in Tehran January 13, 2009.REUTERS/Stringer (IRAN)

But... But... I thought our moral authority would be restored!? The Iranians must mistake Obama for a racist George W. Bush in black face. Yeah! That sounds just about right!

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Relax, Nancy. I got an email that said this very picture is a fake that was photoshopped by Dick Cheney so the Bush Nazis could grab power just before the inauguration.

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Comrade Nansky. This is not a poster of The OneTM. This is a poster of that slug Will Smith, the actor that starred in that gratuitous capitalist lie movie The Pursuit of Happyness. It tells the story of how a homeless black man actually went and looked for work and got a job as a stock broker and made millions of dollars! What a filthy lie! The producers say it is based on a true story. How can that be? That would imply that there is such a thing as a "middle class." The Party has said that is untrue so it must be.

Do not worry, Nansky. These fine socialist activists were just showing their displeasure at that awful lie of a movie and the scum associated with it.

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Stalin For Time wrote:
[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]This is a poster of that slug Will Smith, the actor that starred in that gratuitous capitalist lie movie The Pursuit of Happyness.[/HIGHLIGHT]

Comrade By Stalin....

I am pretty sure the Movie "The Pursuit of Happyness" starred the meek, mild mannered Indonesian citizen Barry Soetoro and told the story of his meteoritic rise to the US presidency without any real political experience. The story had a very convoluted plot in which his Kenyan father was first thought to be a practicing muslim and then later the story changed where he was just an athesist. The main character also was thought to have been raised muslim but the story chaged and he was raised in a catholic school in Indonesia. The movie had multiple twists and back plots as well as internal revisions. It also starred Frank Marshal Davis, Bill Ayers, Khalid al-Mansour, Antoin (Tony) Resko and other cast members too numberous to mention here.....Wait a minute!! Am I confusing Barry Soetoro with Barack Dunham or was it Barry Dunham or was it Barack Hussein Obama? As far as I can remember it was one of those characters.......

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Fret not, Caring Leader Nansky, for I was there and saw the event. The crowd was not yelling "Burn in Hell Obama" they were yelling "You Are Swell Obama!" And the flaming banner was not intentional, it was just windy that day and an ember escaped from the peace pipe that was being passed around. Everybody was so busy singing "Kumbaya" that no one noticed a fire had started. Hahahahaha, it was all just a big misunderstanding.

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You commies. It doesn't take long for you to eat your own, does it? Your little weasel Obama isn't even President yet but this is what Obama voters in San Francisco think of him (courtesy zombietime.com):

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Hey commies! Remember, no matter how far left you go there's always going to someone to the left of you.

The next few years are going to be fun watching you pinkos tear each other to shreds.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:You commies. It doesn't take long for you to eat your own, does it? Your little weasel Obama isn't even President yet but this is what Obama voters in San Francisco think of him (courtesy zombietime.com):


Hey commies! Remember, no matter how far left you go there's always going to someone to the left of you.

The next few years are going to be fun watching you pinkos tear each other to shreds.

Ah but my dear cousin $.$., did it occur to you that the comrade in the second photo may not have meant that as an insult? Let us remember that in the early days of the Great Global Socialist Awakening, fellow travelers in the U.S. and Europe recognized Fascism as a legitimate branch of the Marxist family tree. Mussolini was himself a life long devoted Marxist as was his father. Socialist luminaries including W.E.B. DuBois and H.G. Wells were ardent admirers and many true believers used terms like "The Italian-Russian Model" to define the emerging global socialist movement. Even the image of the fascine itself is a metaphor for collectivism.

Alternately, perhaps this comrade is just showing his "street cred" by saying, in effect, that he's a bigger commie than the biggest commie ever elected President.

(p.s. Thanks for the kilt and the bottle of single malt. I may be a commie but I'm not an ingrate!)
(p.p.s. Is it just me or do we have the ugliest tartan of any Scottish clan?)

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Nancy wrote: But... But... I thought our moral authority would be restored!? The Iranians must mistake Obama for a racist George W. Bush in black face. Yeah! That sounds just about right!

With all due respect Madame Speaker,

That's what you get for thinking!!!!

Nancy,

Don't worry, it's only the PR work of Bush's propaganda lackeys that you're seeing.

As Bu$hitler's Evil and Illegal Regime of Hate and Lies come to an end, he'll stop at nothing to make his legitimate successor hated as much as him. All he has left is Hate and Lies to spread upon the world.

May our Beloved Obama shine His Light upon you and the world! Feel the Hope and Change!

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I for one am proud that we finally have a president that will garner such respect. In the past I have often been embarassed to go to a foreign country and admit that I am an American while marching in protest rallies or serving as a human sheild. Now I can hold my head up high when I denounce America in foreign lands, proud to know that I have a president that despises all this "truth, justice, and the American way" crap as much as I do. At least HE'LL take the burning of his image with a proper sense of contrition!

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Komrade Zarkof wrote:Nancy,

Don't worry, it's only the PR work of Bush's propaganda lackeys that you're seeing. As the end of his Evil and Illegal Regime of Hate and Lies come to an end, he'll stop at nothing to make his successor hated as much as him. All he has left is Hate and Lies to spread upon the world.

May our Beloved Obama shine His Light upon you and the world! Feel the Hope and Change!

I don't know, Komrade Zarkof, this may be serious. What if these people really DON'T trust Obama? What if he is change they don't believe in? I would hate to have their hearts broken again. I would hate to live thru another 4 years with them not liking us. I think Obama must act quickly; he must rename the Department of Defense to the Department of Outreach. He must fire all the generals and soldiers and replace them with caring counselors. He must launch an airlift immediately to drop millions of "we luv you" packages containing baked goods on all the countries upset with us. He must act soon to regain their trust because I just know if I will be able to sleep at night until he does.

Comrade Opiate,

His Excellency will soon conduct an epic diplomatic initiative to inform the rest of the world that we truly love them and we Care™ about every citizen of the world.

Your idea of renaming the Dept. of Defense to the Dept. of Outreach is a giant step in the right direction.

This nation must shed it's image of Warmongering and Criminal Actions against all of Humanity.

No more lies to start wars with people who are truly our friends. No more giving Israel munitions to murder innocent Palestinians who only wish to live in Peace. No more warships patrolling the seas, committing acts of piracy and intimidation. No more CIA agents torturing freedom fighters in secret locations. No more spreading AIDS and other deadly diseases around the world. No more listening to the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney!!! NO MORE!!!

From Jan. 20 on, all naval vessels must be made into "World Community Outreach Centers", in honor of our Beloved Dear Leader's past efforts. These ships must remove all of their weapons of War and Murder. They must replace all of their munitions with bales of cash, to be used to make reparations to everyone in the world. They must provide free health care to everyone who needs it on the sea or in port.

Let the world know that Progressive leaders are the wave of the future and the hope of the world.

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Opiate wrote:I think Obama must act quickly; he must rename the Department of Defense to the Department of Outreach. He must fire all the generals and soldiers and replace them with caring counselors. He must launch an airlift immediately to drop millions of "we luv you" packages containing baked goods on all the countries upset with us. He must act soon to regain their trust because I just know if I will be able to sleep at night until he does.
An excellent idea, Opiate. And we ought have the American Psychological Association replace the Joint Chiefs of Staff. After all, they have publicly declaimed that they will change behavior to make it greener. "It's what we do."

It's so nice to know that we now are past bamboo under the fingernails and water torture. Now we can have MDs with the full panoply of modern pharmaceuticals to ensure Progressive Behavior.

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Komrade Zarkoff and Commissar Theocritus, I am so glad you are in agreement with me on this. I was sitting in my daily psychotherapy session earlier today - it's nothing serious, I just have a lot of self-loathing for some reason, mostly because I didn't work harder to elect Obama or maybe because I spend $200 an hour on psychotherapy instead of using it to feed the poor- but I digress. Anyway, it came to me that the reason all the world hates us is they see our big navy boats pull into their harbors with all the guns and planes and stuff on them and, well, they're just so darn THREATENING, you know? And it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; we bring our big boats and guns in there so it makes them afraid of us and so they loathe us. What if our navy boats projected happiness instead of anger? Why not paint them all white or pink with a big picture of a smiling Obama on the side, maybe with a caption that says "Hi there, buddies!" And instead of guns and bombs maybe we could have a lot of cute little stuffed toys - a big purple Barney would make a wonderful contrast against a white boat, don't you think? I don't know, maybe that would project a nicer image than a big gray boat with a bunch of mean-looking rockets ready to tear the poor people to bits. I mean, Obama is for "change" so maybe it's time we really changed some things.

And by the way, I have some lovely recipes for casseroles that are easy to make in large quantities; maybe we can get Obama to have the Navy make a big batch and dish it out to the locals when they land; that would sure help break the ice!

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Opiate, I like that. We could replace those big old bad guns with guns that shoot Nerf balls. We would however have to take into account the sensitivity of the local people. Some people don't like white-it's a sad color. Red is the color of luck to the Chinese. We'll have to schedule our ship's cruises to allow time for repainting.

Although I like in practice the idea of casseroles, not all people like casseroles. For example, in Ethiopia they wouldn't know what to do with a casserole. They take cow intestines and don't wash them out much and deep-fry them. Now that's hard to do in quantity and get right so for Ethiopia I'd suggest fried dung.

Or we could of course have Marshal Pupovich's Fried Rat on a Stick. To be served with People's Tasty Crème.

And in France we could serve confit of fried rat. They love confit.

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But I thought the Obamasiah had a 100% approval rating amongst not only AmeriKKKa (at least not the bitter clingers, but we don't count their opinion) but the world. I also thought the Obamasiah was all for Gaza's struggle.

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Elliott, I'll let you in on a secret. Every night at 2 in the morning little green men from Mars stop by and ask for His O'lness's advice. Shortly the lion will lie down with the lamb, and killer whales will eat plankton.

The polar bears will stop eating seals. and Our Many Titted Empress will quit filing her tusks and teeth.

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So that's why my dad's car keys are always missing. Also, does our MTE let her claws nails grow out?

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Every week someone has to file her hooves with a diamond-encrusted file. Once a year Halliburton has to cut them with a plasma cutter.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: Some people don't like white-it's a sad color. Red is the color of luck to the Chinese. We'll have to schedule our ship's cruises to allow time for repainting.

Although I like in practice the idea of casseroles, not all people like casseroles. For example, in Ethiopia they wouldn't know what to do with a casserole. They take cow intestines and don't wash them out much and deep-fry them. Now that's hard to do in quantity and get right so for Ethiopia I'd suggest fried dung.

Aaargh, you're right, where's my cultural sensitivity???? I'm just so damn Eurocentric. I'm loathing myself even more right now. It's not your fault Theocritus, you were right to point out the error of my ways. But, I'm going to have to call Dr. Mushwick now and see if he can give me a double session tommorrow. Darn, I hate myself.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Every week someone has to file her hooves with a diamond-encrusted file. Once a year Halliburton has to cut them with a plasma cutter.

I'll be sure to avoid any "Help out MTE at home" type things.

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Opiate, do not worry. Once I was in charge of redecorating a ship and <i>I left red, white and blue on it</i>. I'm still shocked at that, and it's my secret shame, which I share only here, in camera, with other Progressives.

Just think if someone had mistaken that for patriotism!

Elliott, our MTE's home help is recruited from hog farms.


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Now it's on video: VIEWING IS MANDATORY! (only 1 minute long)

Demonstrators in Iran Throw Shoes at and Burn Pictures of Obama & Mubarak



 
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