https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRB2wFhXIPs

Glorious Comrades, see how Obamatrons rush to bring peace to world with big group hugs! My heart sings with collective joy! Girlchik is puzzled; did not know Japanese comrades could vote in USSA election?

What the fuck....

Must... kill... self....

Premier Betty,

We can shoot each other, before they enlist the TeleTubbies and Big Bird to make a follow up documentary of more Obama victory celebrations.

Thank Lenin, these worshipers of Our Dear Leader, haven't made a porno. I may never want to have sex again if I was forced to watch it!!

[Darth Vader voice]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[/Darth Vader voice]

We are all doomed!

Comrades:

I know this is old news and only Japan, but I had Vision! Was reading e-mail from old friend Yoko. She says, we are very happy here. Here's link. Watching video and bam........

I was flying in old plane with rat. He was pilot and said, See Grigori, whole World is happy and singing.

Had just uploaded video when room started spinning. Just before I passed out I hit Submit. Came to and finished reading e-mail. She says, have been promoted to Headmistress at School for Girls. Here's link to school site......

Must turn self in to Comrade Laika (Commissar of Jokecrimes)

Premier Betty

Suzy says, she's been a bad, bad, naughty girl.

Pssh. They won't be singing and dancing when Obama wrecks our economy and we can no longer afford to buy their electronics.

Thank You Chairman,

Hello, Aniko. Short my positions in Sony and Toshiba. Yes. Good to talk to you too.

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I haven't seen the Asian left so excited since these men got elected.... errr sort of.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Pssh. They won't be singing and dancing when Obama wrecks our economy and we can no longer afford to buy their electronics.

Comrade Chairman,

Get real... well... you know what I mean... as real as you're capable of, my wily chameleon comrade... You've never bought your own home electronics in your life... You stea... repatriate them for the good of The Party™... I should know... You've already stole... collectivized seven of my iPods... and then complained about my music collection...

Sister Massively Owed...

Premier Betty wrote:What the fuck....

Must... kill... self....

Comrade Betsky,

I beg you, no... do not do it....

But if you must, please warn Housekeeping ahead of time. I would want to preserve you in the best possible condition as four years is a long time to keep a necroproxy, especially if we suffer an energy crisis and I cannot refrigerate you (up in Kanadistan, we could put you out in the winter, but once it warms up, frozen things tend to become mushy, and in the winter, there is always the concern that you will attract an hungry Ice Bear hopped up on Coca Cola, or Michael Moore).

Sister Massively Opiated
Official Party Necroproxy Preservationista

Don't worry, After all, I am Commissar of Cloning. I just killed one of my clones that I keep in a cryo chamber. Usually I have them sit in for me during those boring meetings we hold in that big room with all the chairs and fancy wooden desks. I have others to replace him with.

Anyway, I'm feeling much better now... as long as I don't have to see that video again.

Comrades,

Obama is a fishing village in Fukui Prefecture on the Japan (for any Koreans reading this) Sea side. Nothing else is in said prefecture (well, I exaggerate, some), so this is a crass commercial ploy to profit from, to sully The One's name. I can only imagine the wonderful diversity of souvenirs that have been created.

Exploitation of The One and musical quality aside, how can we not help but agree that "Obama is Beautiful World"? While I might quibble about what is is and whether it should be changed to makes, it is the universal thought that counts.

I'm sorry, I don't speak esperonto. These so-called supporters will be given an opportunity to prove their loyalty by learning the language of Obama and re-recording.

OK everyone, dangle shiny things, distract them. Yes yes Comrades the Japanese are no exception. Collect wallets, give to fearless leader...

Comrade Red Bubba

Have found version with sub-titles at Overstream.

Oh, oh......head is spinning againnn...........mus hit suvmit fpr comrades. Click

Thanks, is much more meaningful this way. The part where they launch the little raft reminds me of stories of the balloon launches in the '40s.

They also mention "prayer" which seems counter-progressive. I wonder to whom. I hope they can convince someone to intercede for them musically.

My favorite part is the reference to his blue eyes. American = blue eyes, of course. We can learn much about Obamunism from these wise ones who see the world so clearly.

No doubt they are proseperous, well-Educated, and sulk around with a vague feeling that life has given them a raw deal because they have moments when they are not perfectly content.

Obamunism is not just a fad, it's big in Japan!

Red Bubba wrote:Thanks, is much more meaningful this way. The part where they launch the little raft reminds me of stories of the balloon launches in the '40s.

They also mention "prayer" which seems counter-progressive. I wonder to whom. I hope they can convince someone to intercede for them musically.

My favorite part is the reference to his blue eyes. American = blue eyes, of course. We can learn much about Obamunism from these wise ones who see the world so clearly.

No doubt they are proseperous, well-Educated, and sulk around with a vague feeling that life has given them a raw deal because they have moments when they are not perfectly content.

Obamunism is not just a fad, it's big in Japan!

Salute Comrade Red Bubba,



Since the Obamessiah is so revered in the World, I wonder why, when the G20 met this weekend, he was doing propaganda for the big three Networks? How stabilizing to the hurting economies of the World that he shuns them in favor of blowing his own horn LOL

PS Everyone with blue eyes had better contact your Eye Care Professional to get brown contacts. LOL

see you at the Purge Party Comrade

Che' Gourmet

Comrade Che,

Are all of your recipes ready to stand strict Party scrutiny? Nothing fried, a full rainbow of color diversity on every plate, minimizing of wasteful meat products?

I hear they may be looking for new White House chef.

My Good Doctor,

Thank you for your concern, but I have received a humongous dispatch from the Politiburo with all of the new rules. The Obamessiah is very health conscious (doesn't want to pay for poor health habits) and I never waste food. That is a sin! Recycle, Recycle, Recycle, that's what I always tell the kitchen proles.

I would be out of the running for the White House Chef position, I'm afraid. I have worked for the Palinator family (may she be burned at the stake) and I would never be able to pass the 68 page questionaire (too many skeletons in my closet) that the Obamessiah insists everyone but our MTE fill out.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrades:

I know this is old news and only Japan, but I had Vision!

Yo, G. Japan? JAPAN!?? No-no-no, G, there aint no brothers there. Japan!?! G, ya right? That was Alaska--no brothers an' all talkin' funny like Palin-biotch.

Comrade Cradle to Grave Marxist,

Quoting from the back of urban small pickups in the area in which I was raised ToYOta!

Yo, Cradle Man

Spoke to Aniko about "no brothers" being in Japan. She said they have lots of nice buidings and walls for your art. Best of all is the wealthy business men just waiting for their wealth to be distributed. You down with that? You and your peeps can crib at Yoko's. For her usual fee of course. Aniko wants her cut too.

Watch out for local gangs though. They've been at it for thousands of years.

PS They both think you're cute.

Thanks G.

After we spread the wealth in this country, My-Man-G-The-One has promised to save the rest of the world. I'll start askin for Japan now.