Little Akio (Johnny) Strikes Again

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Little Akio: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'

Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: **** the Japs,'.

'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

Little Akio put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

Again, Little Akio says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, We're screwed!'

Little Akio said quietly, 'The American people, November 4, 2008.'

It seems our educational plans are going as expected. Amerikkan youth are being indoctrinated to ignore their own history in favor of what we want them to know. Their test scores are dropping, Dear Leader (PBUH) has revoked Evil Bush's "No Child Left Unarmed Behind." We are on our way! Viva la Revolucion!

Only when our "Heroic Little Revolutionaries" are kept completely ignorant of actual American Amerikkkan history, and what they are actually championing is The Truth Of Next Tuesday actually imposed upon them. Little Saps Those Revolutionary Champions!

As for those foreigners, well, we need to lock them up, just like Heroic President FDR did to that foreign Japanese Infestation on the American Amerikkkan West Coast during WWII.

This is most true, Komrade.
They will never defend what they do not understand. I never fail to experience the tingle up my leg of out Glorious Revolutions ultimate victory every time I hear an Amerikan speak of their "democracy". Their Republic is doomed thanks to relentless efforts of our bothers in Mis-Education Unions!

Comrade Tovarichi has identified a very big problem. Immigrants both legal and illegal need to be screened for intelligence and knowledge. We cannot have these people infecting our glorious educational system or our workplace with ideas and know how.

ah yes, it is going well, but we need the uniforms to complete the uniformed look dear leader loves.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:ah yes, it is going well, but we need the uniforms to complete the uniformed look dear leader loves.

I wonder how thrilled they'd be with their Fuhrer if they knew that roughly half of them wouldn't be alive in ten years.

Dearest judge colonel Fraulein, while your photograph of uniformed youth is inspiring, it lacks the diversity that dear leader requires, I cannot see any persons of color, or a single rainbow- wearing homosexual, or even a female.

Yes,,,,




there is nothing to fear


Come now all


We must sing like the children
We can never start too young

Enjoy this one, Comrades! This is American education at it's best! I learned how to read and write by following the excercise in this film. It made me very smart. As you can tell, my father learnded the same technique and he led a revolution!