That time of the year once again. 

Your predictions are welcome (and may be selected for illustration if outstanding enough), but while time is infinite, Time is limited, so get your entry in before the passage of time brings Time's finalist. 

 



More to come.

Colonel O, remember the Bill Clinton Time Mag Cover where the ‘M’ made horns on Der Schlichtmeister’s picture? This year’s Time horns belong to none other than little Alejandro Mayorkas - Homeland Security’s Patron Saint of Administrative Leave. The damage inflicted on The Collective’s Homeland Security has been exponentially devastated under the hindership of Alejandro Mayorkas with ‘M’ horns.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 10:19 am

Colonel O, remember the Bill Clinton Time Mag Cover where the ‘M’ made horns on Der Schlichtmeister’s picture? This year’s Time horns belong to none other than little Alejandro Mayorkas - Homeland Security’s Patron Saint of Administrative Leave. The damage inflicted on The Collective’s Homeland Security has been exponentially devastated under the hindership of Alejandro Mayorkas with ‘M’ horns.

There are dozens of covers with Slick Willy Time horns.  

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 11:53 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 10:19 am

Colonel O, remember the Bill Clinton Time Mag Cover where the ‘M’ made horns on Der Schlichtmeister’s picture? This year’s Time horns belong to none other than little Alejandro Mayorkas - Homeland Security’s Patron Saint of Administrative Leave. The damage inflicted on The Collective’s Homeland Security has been exponentially devastated under the hindership of Alejandro Mayorkas with ‘M’ horns.

There are dozens of covers with Slick Willy Time horns.  

Wow! Things are true already, at TPC!

Don’t you think this TIME just go full demonic with the Sacred Heart of Mayorkas bleeding out the DHS Budget as Patron Saint of Administrative Leave. The Cult of Mayorkas made sure FEMA was incapable and unwilling to provide storm

MAGA Hitler is happier.

The Cult of Mayorkas made sure FEMA was incapable and unwilling to provide storm

 I think it's in the water

trashmouth wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 11:55 pm

The Cult of Mayorkas made sure FEMA was incapable and unwilling to provide storm

 I think it's in the water

Nah. She just "submit" send before typing relief after storm.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 5:52 am

trashmouth wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 11:55 pm

The Cult of Mayorkas made sure FEMA was incapable and unwilling to provide storm

 I think it's in the water

Nah. She just "submit" send before typing relief after storm.

 

Yep.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 6:37 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 5:52 am

trashmouth wrote: ↑

11/26/2024, 11:55 pm

The Cult of Mayorkas made sure FEMA was incapable and unwilling to provide storm

 I think it's in the water

Nah. She just hit "submit" before typing relief after storm.

Yep.

 

Knowing he's soon to lose his job, what better time to call for a disruptive "climate emergency" that would run in tandem with the Biden Administration's 11th-hour push to world war?


 Kerry holds "over $1,000,000" in investments in Hillhouse China Value Fund L.P.,  a top shareholder in YITU Technology, which is involved in China's high-tech surveillance operation against the Uyghur people. The U.S. Department of Commerce added YITU to its trade restriction blacklist In 2019. Hillhouse is an investment firm run by Chinese businessman Zhang Lei, a member of the China-United States Exchange Foundation, an organization tied to the Chinese government's overseas influence operations.
 
Kerry downplayed China's persecution of the Uyghur people while attempting to negotiate climate change agreements with the Chinese government. "Life is always full of tough choices," Kerry said when asked if it was necessary to trade human rights for climate concessions.
 
More here: https://www.conservapedia.com/John_Kerry


 

Excellent cover Colonel O.

Inside the TPC TIME magazine there would be something like this to begin a response to explain John Kerry's climate change agreement purchases from with China now littering west Texazistan, at Texazistan's People's Grid expense, is so RED!

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 5:00 pm

Excellent cover Colonel O.

Inside the TPC TIME magazine there would be something like this to begin a response to explain John Kerry's climate change agreement purchases from with China now littering west Texazistan, at Texazistan's People's Grid expense, is so RED!

Someone sent this to me a few hours ago. BBT hit the nail on the head, as we all should do when presented with climate claptrap.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 7:55 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 5:00 pm

Excellent cover Colonel O.

Inside the TPC TIME magazine there would be something like this to begin a response to explain John Kerry's climate change agreement purchases from with China now littering west Texazistan, at Texazistan's People's Grid expense, is so RED!

Someone sent this to me a few hours ago. BBT hit the nail on the head, as we all should do when presented with climate claptrap.
 

John Kerry did that.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 8:42 pm

John Kerry did that.

I could be wrong, but I think feel that Al Gore might have had a hand in laying the ground work.  Just sayin'.

Thank you for the Landman post.  Perhaps Mrs. Red Salmon  and I will watch it sometime soon.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

11/28/2024, 2:52 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/27/2024, 8:42 pm

John Kerry did that.

I could be wrong, but I think feel that Al Gore might have had a hand in laying the ground work.  Just sayin'.

Thank you for the Landman post.  Perhaps Mrs. Red Salmon  and I will watch it sometime soo

Red Salmon

Okay, ,
Made you look, though.

BESIDES

Chinese Windmills of West Texazistan right there in the clip, littering up out in the middle of nowhere with toxic debris, and there Kerry was on Colonel Obyezyana “s Time’s cover because of his close Chinese connection provoked the jackalope.

Esteemed Comrade Colonel O,

You have again made the 'Week in Pictures' this Saturday on the Powerline Blog. Your continued toils in the pursuit of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is an example for all Party™ members. Congratulations!
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/ ... tion-2.php

Dimitri Kissov wrote: ↑

11/30/2024, 10:43 am

Esteemed Comrade Colonel O,

You have again made the 'Week in Pictures' this Saturday on the Powerline Blog. Your continued toils in the pursuit of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is an example for all Party™ members. Congratulations!
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/ ... tion-2.php

Thank you for informing on me, Comrade. Here is your next assignment:


https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/1 ... been-very/

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If George Orwell were alive today and revised his novel, "1984," one word in one passage, 'unorthodoxy," might have been replaced to address 3rd-Wave Feminism: 

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of orthodoxy."

Comrades, if you do a web search for "TIME 2024 Person of the Year," you'll find a morass of results that largely include anything but 2024.

Adding to the miasma, notoriously untrustwothy manipulative  cube-hating leftist Wikipedia until this morning had—in an apparent hack—included Turkey's dictator Tayyip Erdoğon as 2024 Person of the Year. 

I searched with five different browsers and the relatively new "Freespoke" browser yielded an unexpected result:


That's right, TPC is third from the top and includes a quote from Comrade Jackalopelipsky. A witch hunt Further study will be necessary to determine the cause of Freespoke's treacherous nonconformity break from the browser lockstep that we've come to expect.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/3/2024, 8:34 am

Comrades, if you do a web search for "TIME 2024 Person of the Year," you'll find a morass of results that largely include anything but 2024.

Adding to the miasma, notoriously untrustwothy manipulative  cube-hating leftist Wikipedia had—in an apparent hack—until this morning included Turkey's dictator Tayyip Erdoğon as 2024 Person of the Year. 

I searched with five different browsers and the relatively new "Freespoke" browser yielded an unexpected result:



That's right, TPC is third from the top and includes a quote from Comrade Jackalopelipsky. A witch hunt Further study will be necessary to determine the cause of Freespoke's treacherous nonconformity break from the browser lockstep that we've come to expect.

 

The jackalope hopes this obvious TPC Time “Something ” of The Year 2024 cover secret underground bunker Waffle House leak into interweb affects our choice.

Fortunately everyone has taken the day off since we'd hired invited a crew of illegal immigrants newcomers to mop the server floors and scrape the crud off the CPUs.

They were supposed to finish and leave hours ago but they're still hanging around, smoking cigars, playing dominos, betting on a cockfight over behind the graphics card, and it looks like one of them is trying to pimp off the daughterboard, too.

All this commotion affords enough time for one more Time before the real cover hits the stands like a bedpan full of wokeness.

 

Time magazine has published its "short list" of nominees for Time Person of the Year. Appropriately named because the list is short of people who deserve the honor but long on leftists, liberals, the woke and third-world nobodies.

To fix the imbalance, I've included a few of those excluded by Time and stamped in yellow those who shouldn't even be considered but are puzzlingly among the finalists.

Time magazine has chosen Caitlin Clark as 2024 Athlete of the Year. One might think it's a logical choice due to her incredible achievements this season alone as illustrated on Xwitter with this graphic by ClarkReport:


But no, Time cannot jeopardize its dedication to DEI by lionizing a person who defies an unwritten rule of Equity:  the Melanin-Deficient don't deserve Equity due to their Privilege.

Therefore, Time hit upon a transparently disingenuous clever way to put Caitlin Clark on a pedestal only to knock her down. After all, the Politically Correct understanding of the Women's National Basketball Association is that it's actually the Black Women's National Basketball Association because (follow the PC logic) basketball is now a Black sport and any White player who dares to excel in it is an affront and an intruder who steals honor from Black players who can't outshine them. (It's notable that the same sort of PC logic does not apply to men in women's sports.)

Thus, Time used its award to flip the narrative from Caitlin Clark's amazing record of achievements to a screed about Caitlin Clark's White Privilege. Here's the cover with added subtext:  


Just imagine what it would look like if Time's 2024 staff wrote about an Athlete of the Year after the Berlin Olympics in Nazi Germany back in 1936:


This is the nonsense that happens when merit is abandoned and racial identity is affixed to a sport
  

According to parroting by a variety of sources—all citing unreliable Politico—Donald Trump will be announced as the 2024 Time magazine Man of the Year. 

We won't know for sure until Thursday morning, December 12. Watch for the bell ringing at the opening of the New York Stock Exchange, where any announcement is likely to be made.

Thursday, Decmber 12, 2024 (the day before Friday the 13th), and Time magazine has recognized Donald Trump as "Person of the Year." 

Surprisingly, Time's article about Trump is largely laudatory with only a few weak digs;

https://time.com/7201547/person-of-the- ... mp-choice/

However, in a separate "fact" check, Time found some time (and space) to do some smearing.

The guessing game is over. Don't slip on all the liberal tears.