Top 10 things Putin said to Obama about Ukraine

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Top Ten Things Putin Said to Obama about Ukraine

By Selwyn Duke in the American Thinker

10. Look, the Ukrainians have a country; they didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.

9. I'm just fulfilling the dreams from my father.

8. I can't help myself; I'm a typical white person.

7. For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of your country.

6. Yes, we can.

5. No, you can't.

4. No matter how this turns out, Barry, I'll R-S-P-E-C-T you in the morning.

3. I promise never to threaten any of your 58 states.

2. If I had a new province, it would look like Ukraine.

And number 1…

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Yes we can, Barry, yes we can. Sound familiar?


I can do this all day.

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Tovarichi, remove 'll. Then the joke becomes more obvious.

Bazza, (sigh) being called the Worlds Biggest Loser in International politics DOESN'T mean you've won.