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Back From Europe - The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Concept by: Ivan Betinov aka Comrade Brain in Jar.

He can stop an armored limo with his mind. He can easily transform into whatever demographic he hopes to con. Twice he has changed his wife's hairstyle just by raising his chin. His ability to keep index cards in order is the envy of crowned heads. He is the Most Interesting Man in the World. "I don't often drink beer, but when I do, i prefer UNO CERO. A beer the proles can neither afford nor appreciate." You'll stay thirsty, my friends.

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He can grind a capitalist economy to a halt...

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He can make thrills go up legs from a distance...

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He can carve his initials into a porcelain urinal with the strength of his stream...from 20 feet away.

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He can attend a "church" for twenty years and not hear a single sermon.

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La cerveza de un cero es más interesante que él.

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He can stare down the Sun and make it blink..

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He can write a bestseller with his eyes closed and Bill Ayers typing.

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He can lie through his teeth and get people to believe him.

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He can be the boss of Israel, and still get the Jewish vote.

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He can decimate the entire US health system with a wave of his hand.

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He can chug-a-lug down a half-rack of the stuff in no time flat while he's pretending to take a leak in the john and still be able to give a toast to the Queen right after he gets back.

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He can be the author of many books without giving them a second thought.


The Major says: he does not write below the level of anybody.

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He can count all 57 states (with a teleprompter), which makes him 7 states more equal than all previous USSA presidents.

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He can stop recovery in a single bound.

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As the Minister of Truth, I hereby affirm under oath subject to penalties of perjury that this poster about The Most Interesting Man In The World is absolutely, 184% true.



--Minister of Truth



 
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