Trump Celebrates National Modesty Day






In the meantime, we'll be needing volunteer lifeguards with experience in shoveling large heaps of money. Submit your resumes in the comments below.
Back to Trump. What kind of stable genius would try to murder billions of Americans around the world with his policies - and fail to kill a single person? FAIL! We know for certain his tax cuts were designed to kill off everyone except for the 1% - and did they? FAIL! His murderous net neutrality repeal also would up having - wait for it - ZERO death toll! His cancellation of Climate Change didn't kill a single minority child - and not for lack of trying. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!
Is he evil? Marx yeah. Is he a stable genius? Look, he even failed to lose to Hillary, which was the easiest thing to do ever. A total failure.
Now, below is a stable genius we would all vote for.


Finally... something I can use!
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Trump, the We will bury you! (version 2018) monster!
Trump, the dollar junkie who hides behind a "benign Slovenian beauty" front-end! :

(... and note, Comrades, the arduously smudged yet barely hidden traces of Russian influencery!)
This is how Trump intends to unleash on the Humanity
his "economic" panjandrum (← note the poor Rodent @0:33!) :

Amidst the catastrophic rise of the oceans (of which, how sad, our planet didn't began to heal), imagine the torrential deluges as the floods of dirty, Trumpishly conjured up dollars rush like a mudslide into world community's kollektive waters!!!




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Now, below is a stable genius we would all vote for.Ура!