Twas An Occupy Christmas

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Twas an Occupy Christmas, when all through Zuccotti
Not a creature was stirring, not even the naughty.
Their demands were all sorted and stacked with care,
In hopes that Obama Claus soon would be there.

The Progs lay smug in their makeshift beds,
While hopes of entitlements danced in their heads.
Adorned by those cool proletarian caps,
Most had to sleep near where Comrades had crapped.

When somewhere nearby there arose such a clatter,
They sprang to the street to see what was the matter.
And straight to the barricade bound'ries they dashed,
In hopes their dealer had brought some more hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the filth below.
Then what to their wandering eyes grew near,
A red-suited man in a limo appeared.

He was pulled by eight donkeys so stubborn and slow,
They knew twas Obama Claus promising dough.
'Cross Broad Street to Wall St. while braying they came,
Spurred-on by Obama Claus calling their names!

"On, Reid, on, Pelosi, on Fannie and Fred,"
"On, Biden, on Holder, on Geitner," he said.
"On, Barney, once more to the street known as Wall,
Or rejoin the asses I keep in the stall."

Since Globalized Warming makes hurricanes fly,
Just carbonless footprints they left in the sky.
As bounding they did over Wall Street they flew,
The limousine with cash and Obama Claus too.

And then, in a twinkling, they saw and approved,
The prancing and pawing once deemed so uncouth.
On stopping, Obama Claus then turned around,
And out of the limo he hopped with a bound.

Dressed all in red from his head to his foot,
With hammer and sickle he then undertook.
To break into homes of the One-Percent hacks,
To then redistribute their stuff to his pack.

His eyes how they twinkled! His smile was so merry!
So cheeky his visage, so quickly he hurried.
His hair changed by worries of needing more votes,
From vibrantly dark to the whiteness of snow.

His favorite cigarette clenched in his teeth,
Sent smoke he'd exhaled 'round his head like a wreath.
The broad smile he shows belies fire in his belly,
For class-warfare slogans for chanting and yelling.

Not chubby or plump and thus pleased with himself,
To work he proceeded with help from his elves.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Made clear Occupiers had nothing to dread.

He spoke the word "fair" in describing his work,
In taking the stocks from the one-percent jerks.
Then laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, over Wall Street he rose.

He sprang to his rig, to his team gave a whistle,
And over Wall launching goodies like missles.
They heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,
"My redistribution makes everything right!"

This has been a collaboration with the poet KOOK.

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Maksim, you had me at the subject line. Of course, in the spirit of Occumas, you'll have to share this with KOOK:

And Solomon-like, I shall rip this bumpersticker in half and give the pieces to your respective mothers:
Or maybe you'd like 99 percent of it, and KOOK will take the other 1 percent? Perhaps you can build a consensus or get a drum circle to beat something out for you. (Or you can just ask me to use my shovel.)

Merry Twinkles!

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Deck the streets with filth and squalor
Fa la la la la - la la la la
We deserve your Wall Street dollars
Fa la la la la - la la la la
Our Vendetta masks aren't funny
Fa la la - la la la - la la la
We demand you give us money
Fa la la la la - la la - la laaa

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OMG, that was priceless!!! Image


Bravo! Bravo I say!!


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Quite late KOOk returned from a Pre-Christmas trip
With fam'ly to somewhere near Beltway's elipse,
And what did he find in the wee-morning time
Displayed on his laptop? An Occupied Rhyme.

Though Maksim asserts twas collaborative work,
Says KOOK, "Such assertion's an undeserved perk
for KOOK who to Maksim expresses his thanks
for raising a concept to a much higher rank."

Twas Maksim whose insights and visions became
The way to make run what by KOOK had been lame.
Thus, Occupy Talent became KOOK's solution
on how best to Maksimize redistribution.

Last edited by KOOK on 12/19/2011, 9:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: typo

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Superkommissar Maksim and KOOK,

Delightfully incomprehensible by even the upper-One-Percent Occupier.

Ah, what a Marx-blessed lightly lyrical and relaxingly massive missive to get us in the empty-headed and bowel-filled mood for next year's Occupy the Vote. Coming sometime in October 2012 for a real Surprise to a polling place near you. Only the dead and voters for 0'Leader invited. The real Party starts November sixth!

Pass the Stoli! Let's celebrate!

There's no time like now to start planning for the Super Event of 2012: Occupy the Vote!

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The One, The True, Dear Leader - USSA, (never to be confused with Dear Dead Leader - DPRK)
has ceremoniously celebrated this whimsical wistful prose with a resounding:



and strongly suggests you do the same.

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Thank you Pinkie! There will no problems sharing the BOTW award or sticker. Much like what OWS has done with there donated cash, I have put them are under lock and key in a safe place. Although KOOK will never be allowed to physically possess them, I have assured him that they are in fact his property.

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(To the tune of Auld Lang Syne)
Should old demands be forgot,
Do old tyrants come to mind ?
Should the work camps all be emptied,
to man the party line?
cause what's your's, my dear,
iiiis really mine!
this obama sticker will still be good next yeeer,
cause old commies never resign.
And surely you'll appropriate a pint cup !
and surely I'll confiscate mine !
And we'll take our fill o' bourgeous beer,
cause what's your's is really mine!