In an unsurprising twist, the United Nations has levied new sanctions against Israel earlier today that will blacklist any and all Jewish businesses in not only Israel but throughout the Middle East. These sanctions are part of the UN's effort to punish the Jewish state for its "ruthless occupation of Arab land,"

Further to emphasize the seriousness of "Israeli crimes," the UN has unanimously voted to impose an international law that requires all Jewish businesses to clearly mark their shops with a sign that identifies the property as Jewish-owned.

The law will also extend to non-Jewish businesses that have any relations with Israeli enterprises. Should anyone be implicated in dealing what Islamic nations at the UN call "dishonest and immoral Jewry," their businesses will be blacklisted and their property will be marked with the Star of David in an effort to curb any cash flow that may support the international Jewish community.

Secretary of State John Kerry called the resolution "a triumph for peace that will echo throughout the history of civilization." The statement was met with roaring applause and cheers from the international community.

Immediately following the announcement, Palestinian citizens entered Jewish neighborhoods armed with buckets of paint, clearly marking the window fronts of Jewish owned shops. Many shouted "Death to all Jews" as they paraded down the streets in celebration of the UN resolution.

this just incoming :

ANNEX to the Peace Through Painting Resolution.
The buckets, paint and brushes must be provided by the Zionist entity.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:this just incoming :

ANNEX to the Peace Through Painting Resolution.
The buckets, paint and brushes must be provided by the Zionist entity.

...but NOT manufactured in or by the Zionist entity.

Genosse Dummkopf

this just incoming :

ANNEX to the Peace Through Painting Resolution.
The buckets, paint and brushes must be provided by the Zionist entity.

...but NOT manufactured in or by the Zionist entity.... unless done so in state approved palestinian terrorist boot camps on "occupied" soil!

Minitrue wrote:... unless done so in [highlight=#ffff00]state approved[/highlight] palestinian terrorist boot camps on "occupied" soil!

no critic (Marx forbid!, glorious Comrade), just for diplomatic precision : [highlight=#ffff00]UN approved[/highlight], ja?

The approval process doesn't sound kosher to me.