Uncle Sam Needs A Haircut - High and Tight, Please.



I'm pleased that his O'liness always tries to finds some joy as he toils for the Greater Good™.






How could you make a cutting remark like that to the poor Frau?




Meantime, Fearless Leader may want to give Uncle Sam an All-American mullet: Reich Wing in the front, socialism in the back.














Huckleberry Commons Thyme
These funny puns are leaving my stomach in a Split End.I like em, I find they kinda grow on me.


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Comrade Buffoon
!So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?


Judge Fraulein Pulloskies
Comrade Buffoon
!So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?
I agree my loverly Fraukin's.....That quote from Buffoon truly is a cut above from the rest here. Maybe you should include it in your clippings for future use.


Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Judge Fraulein Pulloskies
Comrade Buffoon
!So well said and thought out, loyal comrade. May a quote you?
I agree my loverly Fraukin's.....That quote from Buffoon truly is a cut above from the rest here. Maybe you should include it in your clippings for future use.
As always, Comrade Buffoon had a layered response - kinda reminds me of an old Dirty Hairy quote, "Your shampoo ain't makin' it."




Tovarichi
Discussion has curled off in new direction.Something about the subject matter made it Nice 'n Easy.



And thanks to last week's last minute budget deal, we're able to get a new bumpersticker for your mom. (I'd hate to think of what kind of horrible death she might've died without it, but knowing the Republicans it would've been unspeakably ghastly.)

Now how about some bad beet jokes, comrades?




R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Commissarka, I wouldn't want to beet a dead horse ;)I was going to say that, but R.O.C.K beet me to it.




Comrade Buffoon
!Hmmmmmm.
Maybe a foolhearty attempt to communicate with the capitalist pigs??????
The Party ™





Commissarka Pinkie
you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!Pinkie, receiving your beetiful award makes my heart beet with joy. After reading your breakfast report I was steamed that I may never see another, and wondered how long I would sit and stew over the great loss. We must all continue to root against the Rethugs, for if they're successful we will all be in a pickle.


Commissarka Pinkie
Now how about some bad beet jokes, comrades?Why, that's one BEET OFF the 'ol block!


Superkommissar Maksim
Commissarka Pinkie
you are hereby proclaimed the latest recipient of Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award!Pinkie, receiving your beetiful award makes my heart beet with joy. After reading your breakfast report I was steamed that I may never see another, and wondered how long I would sit and stew over the great loss. We must all continue to root against the Rethugs, for if they're successful we will all be in a pickle.
Superkommissar!
It is glorious to see you turnip for your award! Congrats and do not fret Comrade our salad days are still ahead of us!


The Beat Goes On by Sonny and Cher
Super job Superkommissar!






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Just beet-ween us, I never cared for Sonny & Cher.I always found their music pretty up beet myself. But let's not fight about it. Let's just give peas a chance in our musical taste differences.

