Unsung Latin American Heroes: Ingrid Betancourt


Ingrid Betancourt

After six years being kept by the revolutionary joydealers of FARC in cozy, average socialist conditions (that is, in shackles, starving and in 24 hours-a-day surveillance), Mrs. Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio was brutally torn apart from the healthy socialist lifestyle (in which she lost several pounds) by counterrevolutionary-opressive-bushitler-bootlicking Colombian government.
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What would be sad news for the opressed peoples of the world hiddens in fact a joyous prospective: Betancourt announced she feels disposed to once again run for Colombian presidential elections.
Why these news should sound like the Socialist International played in a balalaika for truly revolutionary ears demand some explanation. If it's still premature to expect her to have caught the Stockholm flu, all of her story displayed the characteristics of a perfect useful idiot.
First, she is half-French, and France is an everlasting friend of Latin America against American Imperialism, such as demonstrated our man in Paris Nikolas Sarkozy, who took part in Betancourt defense and bravely fought the Colombian government resilent attitude against FARC, refusing negotiations/surrender.
Not only she is French, also she is Green, and so probably enjoyed the organic diet she received from her socialist
Nevertheless, against Uribe's opressive-bigoted policies, that in his six-year term reduced
Cornered by this Pinochet wannabe that is Uribe, FARC demanded the creation of new demilitarized zones, so they could have some place to
After years of Uribe's brutal fascist opression and cultural brainwashing by the West-except-France, a brainwashing in order to indoctrinate Colombians the Western cultural decadent values stating that drug dealing, robbery, murder and kidnapping are a lil' yucky, with Ingrid Bettancourt there is HOPE for a CHANGE in FARC's Colombia.


Progressive Oxygen American Democrat Party sounds pretty good but wouldn't True Oxygen American Democrat Party be a better choice? It would make a great acronym, The TOAD Party.
Ribbit Ribbit.
Mmmmmm Ribs.




However, I am not the sort of progressive to only complain without having an idea of how we can correct this. As you know, the ordinary Oxygen atom has 8 electrons, with 6 on the outer shell that is what interacts with other atoms. I believe that a simple replacement here can create the super O2 atom that will bring live to progressives, and death to conservative imperialists and rust to their machines!





RIK


Rikalonius
I'm ashamed, Comrade Chehuahua. I didn't even bother to look at this post. I was in New Hampshire until yesterday, and I was so anxious to post something to the cube concerning the hostage rescue that I didn't even look at your beautifully written thread. You progressive outlook is so much more progressive than mine. I was so focused on the rescue event that I did not take the time to research Ingrid's glorius past. I know now why this rescue took place. It was an attempt by Uribe to discredit Betancourt.RIK
You do me too much honor, comradette! It demands a great deal of self-control to avoid waggling my tail for you, which would be a toughtcrime as everybody knows that all tails are reserved just for The Great Leader.
At least if my canine figure is not immortalized on all squares - or T-Shirts - let's keep between us that is was not me, but the proper revolutionary




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Betancourt vows to not cut hair until FARC frees all hostagesColombian politician and former hostage Ingrid Betancourt vowed in an interview broadcast here late Tuesday not to cut her hair until the FARC rebels in Colombia's jungle free all her fellow captives.
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Marshal Pupovich
I wish to thank you Comrade Chehuahua for helping me to finally being able to spell your name. Even the Mighty Marshal Pup, Canine extraordinaire, has problems spelling your particular breed.If you comrade allow me to be out of character for a minute, actually I had to copy-paste the word Chihuahua and meticulously replace the i with an e. Still I missed about 5 login sessions until Firefox could memorize that word I couldn't spell without controlcopying. All this difficult and mind you that I have a dog of that breed named Schnauzer.

