Up in FLAMES!!! No, comrades. I am not speaking of Dear Leader's reelection chances, the tragic demise of El Presidente de Cuba, or the burning of another American embassy under Dear Leader's glorious and "optimal" watch. No. The flames for which I speak are flames of glory from the Fascist Republic of Texas.

After 60 years of welcoming gun-toting Red-Staters to the Fascist KKKapitalist State Fair of Texas (where consumption of 60oz Big Gulps and sticks of fried butter are encouraged) the symbolic icon of that racist rally has waved his last hello and uttered his last ""Hoooowwwdeee, fooolllllks!".
At approximately 10:40AM Central Standard Time (7:40PM Russian Standard Time) "Big Tex" was observed having smoke flowing out from under his cowboy hat (a symbol of Indiansuppression and basic red neck attire). Within minutes Big Tex was amassed in flames resulting in his complete and utter destruction.

Causes of Big Tex's most deserving demise are not yet known but word has it that Ambassador Susan Rice will be on every Sunday morning news show this weekend proclaiming the destruction to be the result of a spontaneous uprising resulting from a YouTube video.

No doubt some sly operative snuck over the border from (or is that to?) Texazistan and did not read the "no smoking" sign because it was not written in all languages and therefore not equally understandable to all equals equally. But, that is mere speculation, and I would leave it to a conspiracy theory expert of The Party to tell me what I should need to must believe.

A time of mourning has been declared, FEMA will be providing comfort packs to those waiting in line to pay their respects. Mitt Romney has been here to survey the damage, again usurping Dear Leader's opportunity to show his care and concern for the formerly blue state of Lyndon B. Johnson. We await government funding redistributed, with dividends and capital gains re-invested.

High-level discussions are in progress to mirror the excellent job of "embalming" done on Dear Lenin, (though there are some details to work out as the hangar space at Dallas Love Field is still under Kapitalist control) In the meantime, TSA is screening and profiling all Okies.

Krasno, Have a Lone Star. Farewell Tex...

Tovarichi wrote:A time of mourning has been declared, FEMA will be providing comfort packs to those waiting in line to pay their respects. ...

Krasno, Have a Lone Star. Farewell Tex...

Yep. He always tells us what to do, and see, and eat. I've gotten better advice from him than from my own father.

It has been reported that a group touring the White House grounds just before noon could actually hear the President inside the Oval Office repeatedly yelling " Burn, baby, burn ! "

Comrade Krasnodar, Please do not confuse the Choom Gang reunion and debate preparation session in DC with the tragedy in Dallas that we are not letting go to waste...

Comrade T,
How 'bout this for an idea.... rebuild Big Tex in the likeness of Obama !
But instead of waving at the crowds, he's giving all of them the finger while yelling out
" You didn't build this "........ along with other Obama platitudes and lies.

Texas could once again be proud of its " State " Fair !

Why, Comrade Kras, that's a marvelous idea! And when that one gets burned down, we can all be declared "racists"!

What is wrong with all of you? This burning is a direct result of the "Mohammed Movie" which caused so much trouble in the Middle East. Tex was so distraught he self immolated. There is no other logical explanation!

Krasnodar wrote:...... rebuild Big Tex in the likeness of Obama

Oh hell, Krasno, why not just get to what Dear Leader says the People™ want.

We have it rebuilt as FLATUS, with a deep fried Snickers Bar in one hand and lobster on a stick in the other, while standing on a podium of funnel cakes... and encouraging visitors to walk (don't ride) to the nearest fruit stand and salad bar,

"and boys and girls, tell Mom and Dad don't forget your whole wheat crackers, ..."

Nanci Pelosi just got a Chris Matthews thrill up her leg, and doesn't even know why that happened...

Like Nanski Pelosi's eyebrows, or Moochele's gross tonnage, Big Tex has risen again. Long live Texazistan!

I knew the President's stimulus plan would come in handy for something - eventually.