Comrades, we are all too aware of the stunning defeat we suffered at the polls recently. Like me you are probably trying to assign blame. We all know that sadly, Socialism has failed in every country it's been tried. The Current Truth has always been that we haven't found the right leader. Being a high ranking member of the Party elite I'm not satisfied with this explanation which was concocted for the benefit of the proles. No, something supernatural is at work here comrades.

After consultation with our esteemed People's Director I have come to the inescapable conclusion the Waznmentobe Hare has finally arrived here in America.

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Rabbit, hare, what's the difference? The result is the same. The rabbit waits patiently watching and when you think everything is going your way it pounces ripping the heads off anyone who dared to hope for the best. It is insidious and merciless. It's call is always the same "No way" or "Wasn't meant to be."

The Russian people have extensive experience with this demon and it has become ingrained in their psyche. So much so as to become a legend of folklore. Here are but a few examples.

A happy ending? No Way!

You won a million dollars! I'll give to the children. No Way!

Is that you Rabbit of No Luck? No. That's good.

Tomorrow I will give up smoking. No Way!

Maybe I'll win the lottery. Wasn't meant to be!

Even in space there is no escape...

Not even the innocent children are safe...


There is no escaping this beast, it is timeless and ageless and now that it has arrived on our shores we must accept it and expect it to strike anytime we think we are succeeding.

Just a harmless lil' bunny

No one is safe

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Well go figure ........

Socialism has always failed because of this misanthropic bunny.

And all this time I thought it kept collapsing because of arrogance, greed, stupidity and a general disregard of human strengths and weaknesses.

Silly of Krasnodar to be thinking this as truth, yes ?

Indeed Komrads,

it is the rabbits fault

Any plans?

I guess this means you won't want my Spring Solstice gift. *&$#@!!!

I am not convenience it is this raging rabbit. Perhaps it is the leadership and we need new leaders and a new phony message?!!

Comrade Whoopie, you must hunt down this ragging rabbit and do it in. Obviously.

Ah, what's up, doc ?

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: Comrade Whoopie, you must hunt down this ragging rabbit and do it in. Obviously.

Fear not fearless Frau, I have commissioned "Dog the Bunny Hunter" to track him down.

Comrades,

Is it not wise to keep this "rabbit malaise" under secret "eyes only" record keeping?

Is there any knowledge of the rabbit in question attacking eyes?

How many events in world history have been altered as a direct result of rabbit intervention?

aaaaaakk!!!! Is that not my long beloved pet bunny, Herr Hairy Hare?!!! You and that *%#@ dog, Comrade @$*#$!! NOT ALL BUNNY'S ARE THE SAME!! (spit spit spit)

Comrade Tooorisky, I know MY bunny never attacked eyes or any other bodily members!

Comrade Fraulein,

Refer is made not to YOUR bunny, butt to this mysterious malevolent energy field appearing to be a bunny.

Change to other life form is speedy and spontaneous, but undertaken not.
Who is to belivesizes in "bunny wabbit attack", vewery few!

Aw Frau, so sorry about you lost widdle wabbit...Herr Hair, er...Hare...whatever

Dear Comarde Tooorisky, I was aware you were not speaking to my beloved bunny . . . my angst was is directed at Comarde Whoopie and his mut mongrel killing bunnies. sniffle

And Comarde Whoopie, I neglected to correctly annunciate Herr Hare's full name, so I give commendations for you for causing my remembering. cough
AND THAT IS NOT THE SAME DOG. Do you think I am as dumb as I sound??? oh, wait, no..... That is not what I'm saying.... do you think I am so unknowledgeable that I do not know???

More troubling reports of the infestation of Waznmentobe rabbits in America.

Comrades! Now we know the reason for our electoral disaster!

No wonder Comrade Olby is shaking in his jackboots.

I'm pretty sure his name is Kevin if it isn't Tim.

Comrade Laika,

Is not Kevin Spacey a movie actor and not a newz actor?

Thank you Red Square for putting the last piece into the puzzle. I understand now. The Tea Partiers traveled to Russia to spread their poison to the Motherland and on their return trip they brought back a breeding pair of these devil rabbits, just in time for the election.

I fear that we haven't seen the last of them either.

Comrades,

Did these bunnies "evolve" or were they created?

Their appears to be some Tasmanian Devil in their make up bag. How can there be more than one?

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrades,

Did these bunnies "evolve" or were they created?

Their appears to be some Tasmanian Devil in their make up bag. How can there be more than one?

Why, they evolved of course... from reichwingers.

Like we haven't had enough problems of late. This is awful. Well, I found further proof of the viciousness of these foul creatures:

Tis a deadly creature indeed

Groucho Marxist wrote:

No one is safe

How did Obama acquire his vulnerability to the Waznmentobe Rabbit?

Could it be diet?

There is videographic evidence included among many other examples of videographic evidence just recently banned by YouTube, so here's the wmv version:

https://politicalxray.com/Video/Obarter-wmv-HQL.wmv



--KOOK

Makes sense.
It's the only way Boner would be able to pry the gavel away from Saint Speaker Peloski.

Seems they are breeding, before long we will be over run.

Groucho Marxist wrote:

Just a harmless lil' bunny

Darn it Groucho, you beat me to the punch. That's o.k. I suppose it was an inevitability.

Not to worry comrades, we got one we're going to cook up right hear!

Dat shor nuff racist dat is.

That's right, that's why The Party™ banned SOTU! And that Disney Princes Frog movie is racist too!





And Hatian's and Creole's that practice voodo or Black Magic are racist against themselves. Unless they're white skinned Haitian's or white skinned Creole's.

Hey wait! Since when did we progs become Puritans? I thought we liked to promote Wiccan and Alternative Religions™ and share them equally????.....

THWAP!

er... never mind... I just got the current truth memo!

Zombies are essential to our necro-proxy voter program. But dat skinny white girl looks like she needs to eat more cornbread and stop sprinkling the cornmeal on the ground.

Know whut I'm sayin'?

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of the Velveteen Rabbit.


Closely related to the Dust Bunny.

Is that Dust Bunny related to the Pubic Hare?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Is that Dust Bunny related to the Pubic Hare?

Pubic Hare.jpg

The problem with your Hare is that it hides large crabs.