Comrades,

Is it only me, or have you also noticed that most male MSNBC political comrades are lacking upper lips? I know I can be overly dramatic, but won't they need some girth come The Midterm Revolution?

The People's enemy political activists over at Fox News all seem to have normal to large upper lips. Our soldiers at MSNBC must not be handicapped by the unfairness of the collagen content in their lips vs. Fox evildoers. We must be able to maintain a sizable stiff upper lip.


I happened to be sitting in a Starbux this afternoon, and two Republicans were laughing at Comrade Matthews lips.... It is true, as sad as it is; it brought tears to my eyes. So I believe there needs to be a collection started, a simple donation of half of your month's pay, toward helping our Glorious Progressives over at MSNBC to get them all more equal upper lips.


Who's with me? We Progressives must control The House come 2014. We must be resolute, comrades, this is no laughing matter.

C'mon fellow Progs, open your wallets, then your neighbor's, and donate today . . . Come swear an oath of loyalty (in writing, signed in triplicate) to President Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH). Ultimately, this is all for The Children™.


FORWARD

Yours,

The Red Walrus

You must not have received the newest and latest Gulag Memo regarding Lip Implantation (I will verify your email address and cell number... gulag number this very day).

To make the clear, clearer, let me just say that planting lips on behind and buttocks of our loyal Socialist Democrats, wears the lips down rapidly. This is why we recommend that our anchors, journalist, reports and repeaters, have large, volumous lips.

See primer example of new reporterette at MSNBC. She is ready to through, kissingup- interview dear leader:

Don't worry, this prosthetic device will be available under ObamaCare:

Comrade Chairman, I am also confident that our more equal elites of the 99% will be permitted actual cosmetic surgery by professional surgeryers.

Comrade Moore must be on his 5th or 6th pair of Obamacare prosthetic lips. Comrade Matthews needs to make a short film about Gobal Warming™ so he can jump ahead of the line for Obamacare Prosthetic Lip implantation.

[color=#C0392B]Red Walrus[/color] wrote:Comrades,

Is it only me, but have you noticed, most male MSNBC political comrades are lacking upper lips? I know I can be overly dramatic, but won't they need some girth come The Midterm Revolution? The People's enemy political activists over at Fox news all seem to have normal to large upper lips. Our soldiers at MSNBC must not be handicapped by the unfairness of the collagen content in their lips vs. Fox evil doers. We must be able to maintain a sizable stiff uper lip.

The problem, we think, is that THE 1% [spit] have too many upper lips, while THE 99% have too few. Only one thing must happen:

REDISTRIBUTION OF LIPS!!!
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!

Comrade Putout, I am thinking . . . . that I look more lovely than usual!! I will be seeking redistributed lip attachments, so I too can be potencial MSNBC journalist. Is not Amerika glorious.

Comrade Unified Information -- your informative sources appears to be korrect. The rich have all the big, fat lips and this should not be. Continue reading the Monthly Gulag press for further updated information (and we will expect a check for $1,299.42 sent to me.. them asap)

[color=#C0392B]Fhalkyn[/color] wrote:But look at MY avatar! I don't even have a mouth! I demand mouth equality now! Either everyone has a mouth, or no one has a mouth! Who is with me?

Horse's head with the horse's ass.

Wonderful stiff upper lip on Comrade Ed. Reminds me of Comradette Pelosi.

Comrades,


How can we help others in our ever expanding progessive Party learn the "Al Manure Maneuver" to keep that lip tight and strong in preparation for the midterm? Is it even possible? Comrade Reverend Al Sharpton is "The Rock" of all MSNBC political activists, wouldn't you say?



Yet, I wonder what happened to his 300 lbs muscular frame in the most recent past?

Fhalkyn wrote: I don't even have a mouth! I demand mouth equality now! Either everyone has a mouth, or no one has a mouth! Who is with me?

I think I heard that one before. Don't remember what happened to that guy.

I am still thinking most of these missing lips are attached to the hindquarters of dear leader, since that is where they were last seen. Perhaps we should send out an Investigator to investigate?

Comrade Maddow lost her upper lip in a terrible bar fight class struggle with an ex girlfriend racist NRA rethuglican

And recent reports, determine Comrade Matthews has been sent to the head of the line for Obamacare Prosthetic Lip Implants™ .

Nekulturny Klass Enemy wrote:

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Comrade Maddow lost her upper lip in a terrible bar fight class struggle with an ex girlfriend racist NRA rethuglican

My apologies to the Kollective, I did not realize the discussion was limited to MSNBC male news anchors propagandists.

My confusion, as always, is due to the fact that it is difficult impossible to think of Maddow as a wymmyn.

Red Walrus wrote:Comrades,

Is it only me, or have you also noticed that most male MSNBC political comrades are lacking upper lips? I know I can be overly dramatic, but won't they need some girth come The Midterm Revolution?

The People's enemy political activists over at Fox News all seem to have normal to large upper lips. Our soldiers at MSNBC must not be handicapped by the unfairness of the collagen content in their lips vs. Fox evildoers. We must be able to maintain a sizable stiff upper lip.


I happened to be sitting in a Starbux this afternoon, and two Republicans were laughing at Comrade Matthews lips.... It is true, as sad as it is; it brought tears to my eyes. So I believe there needs to be a collection started, a simple donation of half of your month's pay, toward helping our Glorious Progressives over at MSNBC to get them all more equal upper lips.


Who's with me? We Progressives must control The House come 2014. We must be resolute, comrades, this is no laughing matter.

C'mon fellow Progs, open your wallets, then your neighbor's, and donate today . . . Come swear an oath of loyalty (in writing, signed in triplicate) to President Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH). Ultimately, this is all for The Children™.


FORWARD

Yours,

The Red Walrus

Tingles looks seriously hungover in this pic, little too much of the People's vodka in the Kollective Kool-Aide, methinks

Comrades, let us not be too quick to jump to the conclusion that MSNBC commentators are the victims of lip inequality. It is more likely that they are merely suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome which is characterized by:

1. A pattern of facial abnormalities, including small eye openings, indistinct or flat philtrum (the midline groove in the upper lip that runs from the top of the lip to the nose), and a thin upper lip; and

2. Brain damage.