Attention all Party members! We must immediately "Circle the Wagons" around nearly fallen comrade Tom DassholeDaschle to protect him but more importantly keep him from tarnishing PresidentHopey McChange Obama! Apparently there is a vile smear campaign hatched out by the evil-scheming Rethuglicans that Tom didn't pay his taxes!

Hurry, there's no time to waste! We have already obscurred the fact that he was lobbyist. Now we have to rally once more for Obama's sake so that his pick for the Secretary of Human and Health Services once again is above reproach. This valuable Party member is a very strong believer in a Nationalized, Sole Government Controlled Health Care Delivery System and we must ensure that he stays in Obama's inner circle.

The Rethuglicans have "proof" that Tom filed amended returns for 2005, 2006, & 2007 just over 1 month ago. The filthy Republicans aren't very appreciative that he has so far paid more than $140,000 in back taxes including interest. Why any other lowly Prole would have gone to jail for such a lack of integrity as not paying up on taxes, which is what Tom is doing now!!

Ok, stations everyone, remember the drill, keep the distractions up...just like with Geithner....... Commissar Theocrutis, have our people at the MSM start another hate campaign against Rush Limbaugh. Commissarka Pinkie, once again use your shovel as a baton and lead the Children's Chorus in singing praises to Obama. Comrade 7.62 cue the halo light around Obama. And for Christ's sake Comrade Whoopie keep Daschle away from Bill O'Reilly!

Danger! Danger! Danger! Tom Daschle! Remember Comrade, it was for The Children^TM.

Demoncraps aren't even patriotic by their own definition.

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“Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and
the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. ”
Sen. Tom Daschle, Congressional Record, May 7, 1998, p. S4507.[/TD][TD][/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
Comrade Daschle! Please, damage control is still underway! You are not currently helping the cause by spouting the Party Line^TM at this time like you did when you were head of the Senate Finance and Ethics Committee. We all know that paying taxes for Inner Circle Party Members is typically not done and if done is usually for show only.

'Twas a simple mistake, Comrade Dachshund...Dickle...Daschtardle...whatever your name is!

You still remember the days when, before 9/11 you held something of the spotlight in your sparrings with Bushitler over tax cuts. Since we know all in the Politburo have certain perks, and in a certain manner of speaking, are above the law more equal than others. You simply took W's tax cuts to their logical conclusion: if big tax cuts=stimulated economy, now much more will paying NO taxes do for you!

Still, in the interests of keeping up appearances, we must put you in your own ShowTrial^tm, slap your wrist with a wet noodle, and then reward you with a cushy ambassador's job.

I say we make him ambassador to Switzerland, so that he may be closer to his numbered accounts.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:
Demoncraps aren't even patriotic by their own definition.

Proletarian Robot wrote: [TABLE][TR][TD]
“Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and
the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. ”
Sen. Tom Daschle, Congressional Record, May 7, 1998, p. S4507.[/TD][TD][/TD][/TR][/TABLE]
Comrade Daschle! Please, damage control is still underway! You are not currently helping the cause by spouting the Party Line^TM at this time like you did when you were head of the Senate Finance and Ethics Committee. We all know that paying taxes for Inner Circle Party Members is typically not done and if done is usually for show only.

Comrades Robot and Strangelove,
<br>I... I stand in awe as I view your efforts at furthering the cause of Party Hypocracy. It is only through the art of well publicized Hypocracy that we can bring the Sheeple to understand that it is OK for us to say one thing and do another. Events such as these prove that inner circle members truly are more equal than others. The One's thermostat is another example.

-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products