We're funnier and redder than The Boston Globe!

UPDATE:
Monday, April 11
Updated by Red Square

Rush Limbaugh described our Boston Globe parody this morning, making it the first item on his show. In addition, he posted a transcript with a link to this page and with this photoshop of him standing in front of our graphic. This calls for a celebration tonight behind Tractor Barn #2. Free beets for everybody!



Rush also said this (a screenshot):



The image he described as "this great parody" is below (it was originally posted in the comments).



This is the second time Rush praises our work. Read about the first time here.

And now back to the original thread as it developed:

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Boston Globe Plays The Onion:
Offers Fake Sunday Front Page Mocking President Trump
from: NewsBusters
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I think we can do better!
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My feeble attempt...
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Is not the Boston Globe's owner, John W. Henry, also the owner of Liverpool Futbol team, Red Socks, and a NASCAR team? Would that make him a capitalist pig?
 

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With some help from comrade General Secretary:


 

Thank you comrade Putout for the suggestion! If we work together our collective is doubleplusred compared to the Boston Globe!
 

Excellent work, everyone!

I was also going to make a different Boston Globe page, but that would have taken more time. Perhaps you can help me with the headlines:

It's December 16, 1773 issue, and the Boston Globe ridicules the Tea Party that has just thrown the British tea overboard.

It calls the independence movement deranged and ridiculous, praises the rule of King George, and predicts that without enlightened European overlords, independent United States would be doomed to life as an impoverished agricultural hellhole for centuries to come.

I'll make the picture later, but I'd appreciate more ideas and headlines.
 

Red Square

Excellent work, everyone!

I was also going to make a different Boston Globe page, but that would have taken more time. Perhaps you can help me with the headlines:

It's December 16, 1773 issue, and the Boston Globe ridicules the Tea Party that has just thrown the British tea overboard.

It calls the independence movement deranged and ridiculous, praises the rule of King George, and predicts that without enlightened European overlords, independent United States would be doomed to life as an impoverished agricultural hellhole for centuries to come.

I'll make the picture later, but I'd appreciate more ideas and headlines.

Feature Headline:

Domestic Terrorists Have Taken Our Tea!

Other Headlines:

Tea Ships Burned At Maryland! Is It Connected?
Independence from Britain: Is it Feasible?
The New Dirt Tax: What You Need To Know.
King George Caught In Scandalous Affair With Marie Antoinette!
New Galaxy Discovered By Frenchman!
Weather Outlook: Cold, Snowy, Snowy, and Cold.
First Schoolhouse in Ohio Opens: Will They Teach Sex Ed?
Taxation Without Representation: At This Point, What Difference Does It Make?
 

Cultural appropriation:
Progressive Locals are shocked after "sons of liberty" radicals dress like Mohawk Indians before comitting economic vandalism.

Mss Jennings from Boston Harbour complains: "I haven't had any tea in weeks, had to cancel an afternoon tea with friends. I hope the Kings' troops capture these rebels soon enough!"
 

Comrades, we do have old papers we need to use from the People's Print Office. I know some of us want to use the new ones. Here are some of them we can use.


 

This post has now gone viral (most of the links don't show in the "shares" box above because many people don't link to this page directly, they just post the pictures).

Some of the bigger names are:

Instapundit (PJ Media) - http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231144/

Legal Insurrection - http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/04/so ... ont-pages/

Young Conservatives - http://www.youngcons.com/boston-globe-m ... for-obama/

Zero Hedge - http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-1 ... -have-used

Gateway Pundit - EPIC RESPONSE to Boston Globe’s Fake “Trump” Issue – The “Obama Disaster” Edition

The last one has a comment posted by our friend Tina Trent -

As a wise tee-shirt sloganeer once sloganed:

It will be a great day when People's Cube gets all the money they need and and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has to hold a bake sale to pay for their America-hating propaganda.

 

Congrats Comrade Putout, for your EIB mention.
 

Good Lenin!

Limbaugh just linked to this thread and mentioned the Cube on his show again... prepare for the CRASH




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FLOORWARD!
 

Hammer and Loupe

Is not the Boston Globe's owner, John W. Henry, also the owner of Liverpool Futbol team, Red Socks, and a NASCAR team? Would that make him a capitalist pig?
.....He is good Capitalist Pig and supports the proletariat. There are Pigs and there are Pigs. Have a Beet comrade.
 

OMG, Comrades!

Rush just mentioned The Peoples Cube™ as a parody of The Boston Globe! (12:30 ET)

Awesome, Comrade Putout! Killer awesome!

I was gonna do this but you beat me to the punch. Good on you!
 

Red Square

This post has now gone viral (most of the links don't show in the "shares" box above because many people don't link to this page directly, they just post the pictures).

Some of the bigger names are:

Instapundit (PJ Media) - http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231144/

Legal Insurrection - http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/04/so ... ont-pages/

Young Conservatives - http://www.youngcons.com/boston-globe-m ... for-obama/

Gateway Pundit - EPIC RESPONSE to Boston Globe’s Fake “Trump” Issue – The “Obama Disaster” Edition

The last one has a comment posted by our friend Tina Trent -

As a wise tee-shirt sloganeer once sloganed:

It will be a great day when People's Cube gets all the money they need and and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has to hold a bake sale to pay for their America-hating propaganda.

. Oh Glorious, Fearless Leader, I am quickly posting this in code....damn it..I lost today's pass code...urrrrah....well get someone on this pronto! That ...dare I mention his name..(as he spits!!). Alright. Then, I will say it..THAT FRIGGIN CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE PIG, RUSH LIMBAUGH, is talking about this story! Most unwelcome attention, no? Naturally, we wish the Current Truth to circulate to the masses, but are we now using CONSERVATIVE...euchh...media to do this?? I'm very frustrated, as I am being forced, ( due to my need for a speedy exit at all times and my covert activities for the Party), into using one of these newfangled notepads, and they suck!
 

Rush Limbaugh just talked about our Obama Boston Globe graphic on his show, reading all the headlines. At first he said he didn't know who made the picture, but then after the break he corrected himself and said it was The People's Cube who did it.

I checked our traffic stats and here's what it looked like a few minutes later:



 

Red Square

Rush Limbaugh just talked about our Obama Boston Globe graphic on his show, reading all the headlines. At first he said he didn't know who made the picture, but then after the break he corrected himself and said it was The People's Cube who did it.

I checked our traffic stats and here's what it looked like a few minutes later:

SCRN_Stats_Rush_Boston_Globe.jpg

That's what I was hoping for, Comrade Red. The day is still young.
Hope Rush posts it on his site. I bet he will.

Kommissarka Putout deserves at least one more Beet for this one. Hell, she can have mine!
 

The Commisarka deserves a fresh mustache wax, my compliments, of course! I still want to know how the CAPITALIST PIG discovered this?? I heard ....spits..he got a little package at his front door?? Perhaps we should look into this further?? Oh crap, why do I bother? Seems all of you good comrades are susceptible to the flattery of the Media...typical. ... Bunch of mushmelon heads...but, go ahead and gloat. I'm just sayin'...someone has a way in to the "Unofficial" leader of the Rethuglican Party, and no one is exploiting this further??
 

Edit: Just had to improve it. Thanks for your patience, Comrades.
 

Hmmm, surprised I can sign on now after Rush's mention. Maybe it's just because he didn't give the exact link! So proud of y'all!
 

Red Square

Rush Limbaugh just talked about our Obama Boston Globe graphic on his show, reading all the headlines. At first he said he didn't know who made the picture, but then after the break he corrected himself and said it was The People's Cube who did it.

I checked our traffic stats and here's what it looked like a few minutes later:

SCRN_Stats_Rush_Boston_Globe.jpg

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I assume that the yellow is new visitors and the white is returning visitors? Or the white is yesterday's viewers?
 

Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна

Hmmm, surprised I can sign on now after Rush's mention. Maybe it's just because he didn't give the exact link! So proud of y'all!

Don't you mean us, Komrade, not y'all? Komrade Putout's victory for Kommunism is indeed splendid, but when one succeeds on the Kube, their success is equally distributed throughout the Kube. I, personally, have only gotten 1/8 of the way through my 55 gallon drum of Vanilla Victory Icing. And I'm really enjoying my trays of horse meatloaf, I think it's nice that they packed it in cast iron trays too, all I had to do is pop it in the oven! I'm feeling sicker than a dog and fatter than the planet Jupiter, but the stuff tastes so damned good I can't help but eat it!
 

Obama much dumber than previously thoughtObama much dumber than previously thought





 

Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна

Hmmm, surprised I can sign on now after Rush's mention. Maybe it's just because he didn't give the exact link! So proud of y'all!

Good to see you again, Comrade Kell! I was thinking about you lately. Isn't this fun? You are, of course, a part of this great victory by Comrade Putout. She rocks!
 

Clinton finally deemed corrupt and incompetent



 

Once again that evil, running dog, capitalist and imperialist Rush Limbaugh has launched a denial of service attack on our glorious, progressive, web portal!!! This is a conspiracy, comrades!

--
Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, Zampolit
Commissar of the DNC's Politburo™ and Inner Circle™

prog off:

Yeah baby! Congrats to Comrade Putout!
 

Michelle Obama tasteless and greedy





 

 

I just posted this update at the top of the thread:

Rush Limbaugh described our Boston Globe parody this morning, making it the first item on his show. In addition, he posted a transcript with a link to this page and with this photoshop of him standing in front of our graphic. This calls for a celebration tonight behind Tractor Barn #2. Free beets for everybody!



Rush also said this (a screenshot):


 

I'm celebrating with some ... eum ... red beet juice. Congratulations comrade Red Square and Putout! All hail the Kube and the wonderful Kubists.
 

Why does the best stuff always get written when I'm in the gulag, or being executed for thought crimes, or vainly trying to plant beets on some deserted stretch of sand in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, which is where I'd been sent this time?Great job comrades!
 

It gets better. I just realized that this is currently on RushLimbaugh.com home page (and will be there probably until tomorrow). Here's a screenshot for history:


 

"If I had a newspaper, it would look like the Globe..."
 

We're funnier and redder than The Boston Globe!


 

NY Times: Trump attacked




 

Obama resigns




 

 

 

TheFineReport.com

Michelle Obama tasteless and greedy


Boston globe parody Michelle Obama.jpg

Nah, Comrade Fine, Queen Michelle would never do such a thing in public. She's just adjusting her "codpiece." That's all. Heh, heh.
 

Begins with a 'c,' rhymes with 'Barack'



 

Shaprton pays taxes



 

It is good to see the idea tree springing branches of innovation. A tall tree is needed to hang the undisciplined and re activist (Subterranean Ideologist) believers in Democracy and Freedom of Expression. Although as a strict socialist (Insert accolade here) and good member of the party I do admit these are all good, very good, and will be excellent evidence at the trial in which all will be fairly judged found guilty and executed. Perhaps with some contrition announced by the guilty parties we may reduce that to beet excavator for life in a Gulag.
 

Minitrue

bostonglobe.jpeg
Thank you comrade Putout for the suggestion! If we use the Crazy Bulk together then our collective is doubleplusred compared to the Boston Globe!

Ha ha, I love this. You guys are awesome. How are you making these pics anyway?
 

Hello, Comrade ZoneOut!

Welcome to The People’s Cube™!

In answer to your question about how we make these images, it’s because we learned how to use Photoshop. Some of us are better than others in this endeavor. Although we never admit that because; Equality

Some of us start out as absolute novices, like me. I still have a way to go on this. But, you can still post things without the aid of Photoshop.

Just say what’s on your mind (if you’ll forgive the expression “mind”).

You don’t need no Photoshop™ to tell us what you have to say!

Join us! We welcome you, even if you stumble in your Photoshop efforts. You will get more support than you can imagine. We, at The People’s Cube™ are here to help.
 

 

ZoneOut

Ha ha, I love this ...

Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov

Hillary Laments ...Welcome, new Comrades !


And while speaking of Kube, Boston, and "life imitates Kube", here sample Nr. 314159 :

first a bit of Hope :

and then nano Change (of mind) :

(still to see, both Hope & Change)