Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives


Nancy Pelosi -- who I admire -- has no right whatsoever in asking Rep. Weiner to step down from his office. Nancy Pelosi, of all people, should know that former politicians cannot survive the cruel world of work, responsibility, and becoming middle-class. Why, this is a death sentence, Leader Pelosi! A death sentence! I cannot imagine the depression and psychological turmoil that will set in once Rep. Weiner becomes irrelevant and just another Joe Everybody. Have you no shame, Leader Pelosi!?
If anyone should resign it should be the 17 year-old girl from Delaware who is obviously working for the GOP. If anything she should be thrown into the clink for LYING about a good, decent man who only wanted to show off his new (Republican-planted) penis. If the media had any conscience they would run wall-to-wall coverage discrediting this girl for the LIAR that she is -- in between the Palin E-Mail segments and the latest on Paul Ryan's End of Medicare As We Know It™ death toll tallies, of course.
Leader Pelosi, you have the power to stop this! Don't punish a good man because the Republicans planted a penis on him! It's just sex!


I urge you to revise your statement. The information on our genitalia is a highly classified secret. Suspicions are out there to be sure but such open admissions are entirely forbidden.
BTW, do you know through his penis was planted?
The Major is off till Monday.


General Confusion
Chairman Punchenko,I urge you to revise your statement. The information on our genitalia is a highly classified secret. Suspicions are out there to be sure but such open admissions are entirely forbidden.
BTW, do you know through his penis was planted?
The Major is off till Monday. The world must know! The world must know that a good man is about to lose his job due to an elaborate Republican plot! It is very simple: The Republicans planted a penis on Rep. Weiner -- a penis that was not there before. Excited with such a gift, Rep. Weiner showed the whole world his glorious -- yet modest -- new penis just as the Republicans had planned. Now the Rep. is embroiled in a non-sex sex "scandal" for merely showing young women the Republican-planted penis. It is one big elaborate plot and the media is too slow to connect the dots! THE REPUBLICANS ARE BEHIND THE PENIS! IT IS THEIR PENIS! REP. WEINER DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS! HE IS A DEMOCRAT! A DEMOCRAT!


ABC radio reported yesterday that 60% of New York voters think that Weiner should stay in office. This, and your insightful op-ed has resulted in a new headline in the right-hand column:
"Study: 60% of New York voters believe that Rep. Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives"



Inspired (without permission) by a tweet from the peerless farceur David Burge.


I think we should put another couple of KGB special agents on this "Boner" guy.
This captured photo may be an Operation Boner ™ secret code signal.
States Evidence #29900990090909038989828882806039788313438828287.6


I wouldn't be surprised to learn that that THUMB is a plant! There is no end to what those evil Rethuglikans will do, even to their own. And I thank you for making their secret code signal public - we must all be on the lookout for this signal in the days to come.




You are all such astute observers!
The Speaker of the House is a fellow traveler. The accepted truncation of his name Is Bo'ner. He tries to pull one ever day.
Your conclusion may have been ripped from Palin's email account. She has to be the source of the boner. I know many of the comrades in this gulag have gotten boners from her. PS: The swamp needs to be flushed, not drained.






I agree with you completely about the questions we need answered of Sarah Palin. I mean why do we care about a hard worker like Comrade Weiner when we have that Biker Mama Palin and her filthy Rethuglican gang who was no doubt shouting out "drill baby drill" as they rode those nasty carbon belching Harley's, The press has lost it's focus for some reason. Is this the free press that we have been paying for all this time?


Marshal Pupovich
Chairman Puncheko!!! Oh this whole malicious attack on Comrade Weiner just because he proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was hard at work for the people is worth it all if for no other reason it has allowed a most humble Marshal to say hello to your slippriness! I do hope your time away has been profitable and scandalous?I agree with you completely about the questions we need answered of Sarah Palin. I mean why do we care about a hard worker like Comrade Weiner when we have that Biker Mama Palin and her filthy Rethuglican gang who was no doubt shouting out "drill baby drill" as they rode those nasty carbon belching Harley's, The press has lost it's focus for some reason. Is this the free press that we have been paying for all this time? Thank you most esteemed Marshal Pupovich. My time stealing from the middle-class and contracting new virulent forms of sexually transmitted diseases was most productive. Seattle is most pleasant this time of the year and the crabs always fresh! I digress. Sarah Palin and her allies in the media really have no shame. No shame, whatsoever! Congressman Weiner is a victim -- a poor, poor rehab bound victim -- whose only crime was to allow Sarah Palin and her minions to plant a penis on him. Shame on you, Sarah Palin!



--Minister of Truth


Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Thank you most esteemed Marshal Pupovich. My time stealing from the middle-class and contracting new virulent forms of sexually transmitted diseases was most productive. Seattle is most pleasant this time of the year and the crabs always fresh! I digress. Sarah Palin and her allies in the media really have no shame. No shame, whatsoever! Congressman Weiner is a victim -- a poor, poor rehab bound victim -- whose only crime was to allow Sarah Palin and her minions to plant a penis on him. Shame on you, Sarah Palin!I am pleased to hear your time has been profitable both for you and The People™ that you
One thing I am reasonably sure about, Sarah Palin is not going to get the bump in the polls she expected by planting a penis on Comrade Weiner. The public is finally getting wise to her dirty tricks.






--Minister of Truth
