Wendy Davis for First Woman President!



My fellow comrades:
It’s very important that our next President be a woman—a Democrat, to be precise. For years now we’ve taken for granted that that person should be Hillary. But I’ve long been concerned about her age—she’ll be 69 come 2016, which, I believe, would make her only the second oldest person to become President since…since…well, crud.
And if that’s not enough, she has that Benghazi thing clinging to her heels and following her around like a stray length of toilet paper she inadvertently dragged from the little commissarka’s room.
Let us leave the old and doughy bullies with their closets full of skeletons to the GOP, shall we? We must have someone who’s not just female, but young, attractive, and with that compelling life story that will appeal to low information voters and adoring media alike.
That person is Texas State Senator Wendy Davis.
Not only was she a teen mom, but she once lived in a trailer park, and she wears really cool looking pink sneakers! I don’t know about you, but I don’t need to hear any more than that! Those are all the credentials needed to be a Democratic candidate for President!
Plus, because she could turn Texas blue. Need I say more?
I just wanna be the first to say it: WENDY 2016!
Now, what should I do with all these “Ready” t-shirts with Hillary’s semi-Cheshire Catty image on them? Do you think the homeless would like to have them? Maybe for rags with which to wipe windshields?
Commissarka Pinkie is a regular contributor to The People’s Cube, and is renowned and admired by the masses for her dedication to raising awareness of how much she cares. When she isn’t busy making an issue out of everything and beating unruly proles with her shovel, she enjoys spending other people’s money, occupying other people’s property, and playing victim and moral authority cards.


FDR, JFK, LBJ, WRD.
Double-You Are Dee! Double-You Are Dee!
They roll off the tongue really well. Especially if you shout them. I like that. And they're easy for people to remember.
With initials like that she'll make a great president!


Wendy Davis and her advocacy for the right to kill babies into the second and third trimester is right in line with the values of the Democratic Party. Let us not forget that Comrade Wendy was wearing, along with her pink shoes and a back brace, a catheter to make her glorious filibuster all possible. Her right to urinate in bags and kill unborn babies shall not be denied.
Perhaps under Obamacare these medical devices will be redistributed to the masses for more glorious demonstrations.


While I admire Wendy - and Hillary - as much as the next prog, let's face it - they're both just progressive creepy ass crackers.
What we need in the oval office come 2016 is Maxine Waters.
She 'tractive.
She gots smarts.
She know da numbers.
And remember those 170 million jobs the sequester cost Americans (including
Vote Maxine Waters for President in 2016.



Can Shiela Jackson-Lee (She-Jac) suffice for VP? What ticket could do more


Commissarka Pinkie
Let’s face it—she’s old, tired, and doughy looking, always wearing those colored pantsuits that show off all her rolls and cracks and creases...Wow, all of a sudden I feel so nauseous that I think I'll skip dinner tonight. I wonder where that came from.











Commissarka Pinkie
We must have someone who’s not just female, but young, attractive, and with that compelling life story that will appeal to low information voters and adoring media alike.
Where are you going to find someone like that in the demokkkrat party?


Comrade Putout
My choice... she's 'large and in charge!'We must not waste the People's marketing opportunity.
Creepy-Ass Crackers -n- Beans










Captain Craptek
Thank you Comrade of the People - I've been saving thatPlease be advised our family tracking program has alerted us to a danger for you. Please avoid self medicating. Remember what happened to your uncle Freudian Slip Craptek.


Wendy
by The Comrades Association
Who's peeking out from under a catheter
Calling out blame on light pink Nike Air's
Who's bending over to give us a Rainbow Flag
Everyone knows it's Wendy
Who's flipping tricks down the streets of the city
Wiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a stillbirth
Everyone knows it's Wendy
And Wendy has Stormy thighs
That flash at the sound of Lies
And Wendy has things to fly
Drones in the clouds, drones in the clouds
Who's flipping tricks down the streets of the city
Wiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a stillbirth
Everyone knows it's Wendy...





Here's proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI8U3pPx66I




The Face of Extremism
The pro-abortion left lionizes a foe of mild regulation.Quote:
"It's amazing what is considered heroism these days," observes Kirsten Powers of the Daily Beast. She's referring to Wendy Davis, a state senator from Fort Worth, Texas, who reportedly wears "pink sneakers" and who staged a filibuster against an antiabortion measure.Fellow Beaster Nick Gillespie, a self-described "diehard libertarian" who is also editor of Reason.com, agrees--up to a point. "Depending on your point of view, Davis is either a brave hero fighting for women everywhere or the second coming of Kermit Gosnell, the notorious Philadelphia doctor recently found guilty of murdering babies."
MORE >> http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 87140.html


R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade Pamalinsky, if everyone knows it's Windy it's possible that she DID cut it.Oh, you are so wise, as usual, dear R.O.C.K.Thank you!




Red Rooster
Everyone knows it's Wendy....Wendy
by The Comrades Association
Who's peeking out from under a catheter
Calling out blame on light pink Nike Air's
Who's bending over to give us a Rainbow Flag
Everyone knows it's Wendy
Who's flipping tricks down the streets of the city
Wiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a stillbirth
Everyone knows it's Wendy
And Wendy has Stormy thighs
That flash at the sound of Lies
And Wendy has things to fly
Drones in the clouds, drones in the clouds
Who's flipping tricks down the streets of the city
Wiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a stillbirth
Everyone knows it's Wendy...
Yes! Yes! Comrade Red Rooster! That's exactly it! Thank you!


Some other folks who were at the same rally as the Hail Satan folks brought their children!
It's so good to see families frolicking together, isn't it?


Did I read that right? Really?
Even I, a fairly well-made Prog, have a hard time digesting this.
I must take a break now. I can't breathe. I need to throw-up.




Pamalinsky
The signs carried by these darlings say: "If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd fuck a Senator."Did I read that right? Really?
Even I, a fairly well-made Prog, have a hard time digesting this.
I must take a break now. I can't breathe. I need to throw-up.
Comrade Pam, isn't it glorious to know that we progs have fellow progs to whom NOTHING is sacred? We are in such amazingly good company! We can't lose - NextTuesday™ truly IS here!!
Apparently our progressive sisters and brothers in Texas have also been sending the Texas pro-life legislators messages that sound rather threatening, including some that hope that their daughters are raped! Now THAT'S creative, comrades!
FORWARD!




Komrade Katz
""If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd fuck a Senator." - Does that mean Monica Lewinsky is pro-life? Oh, that's right - she made herself a full-fledged Prog again by having an abortion after her little fling with The Creep.So now it's "Abortions on Demand" for um, er stains?That seems fair.


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