We have already written the revised constitution in stone, well, on the wall. Please follow it.

And remember - some capitalist pigs are more equal than others! (or is that capitalist RINOs? I get so cornfused...).

Trust the Communist in Chief, Frank Davis and the Communist (Animal) Liberation Front to solve all our problems.

This, comrades, is called CHANGE!

Praise be to Lenin and about time!

Now it should be crystal clear to the proletariat just who isin charge of running their lives looking out for them!

Well, since the old, outdated white slave owner written one one is pretty much gone anyway, crossed out and burned up (praise Lenin!), it's good to see that Dear Leader and his Committee are hard at work creating a new one for us (between golf and dealing with ridiculously obstinate Rethugglikans it's hard to find the time though! Maybe FLATUS can work on it too!).