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What? Waffle House IDs Not Real Enough for the TSA???

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COL O - Have you seen this?  It's an outrage!  We need to get some of our lawyers / NGOs to file / request / order a national injunction about this in a Maryland Federal court.

Immediately.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/waffle-h ... cial-media

I haven't worked out exactly how yet, but my gut tells me this is very sexist, racist, and homophobic.
Oh, and Islamophobic.  Almost forgot that one.

#resistance
 

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Maryland can just desist on the same TSA they DEI hired in on infringement grounds.

The jackalope was misquoted by media. Below is the full unedited correct quote:

A flight passenger posted a photo on X of his yellowRED TPC SUB Waffle House ID with the caption, "TSA might want real ID, but I have the REALEST ID."

All further communication with Jackalopelipsky on this subject will be handled by TPC SUB.

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Ah crud.
Change of plans on the proposed response:

🚫 National injunctions (plan A)
✅ Public temper tantrums / burning / looting (plan B)
✅ Delegitimize / intimidate Supreme Court (plan C)

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... supremacy/

 

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
6/27/2025, 11:40 am
The jackalope was misquoted by media. Below is the full unedited correct quote:
A flight passenger posted a photo on X of his yellowRED TPC SUB Waffle House ID with the caption, "TSA might want real ID, but I have the REALEST ID."
Oh, that was you?
 

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
6/27/2025, 11:51 am
jackalopelipsky wrote:
6/27/2025, 11:40 am
The jackalope was misquoted by media. Below is the full unedited correct quote:
A flight passenger posted a photo on X of his yellowRED TPC SUB Waffle House ID with the caption, "TSA might want real ID, but I have the REALEST ID."
Oh, that was you?
 

The jackalope normally keeps a low profile, but the journalistic malfeasance we cover daily at Next Nine Exits, Florida TPC SUB® forced Jackalopelipsky to correct the record.

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Next Nine Exits - that one made me laugh out loud.

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I'm staying out of this because that waffle house is a greedy competitor who probably exploits a kitchen full of illegal alien cooks foreign guest chefs who don't wash their hands after frequent visits to the outhouse for "coke" breaks and sneeze into the waffle batter to show resentment for their substandard wages.

They probably have cockroaches, too.

Our SUB waffle house is staffed by carefully selected volunteers, fresh from a nearby rail yard, who are elated by a chance to doff their warm coats and hang up their shovels for the opportunity to prepare the finest breakfasts available while taking our "leg chain challenge" and no wages whatsoever.

That's dedication!

Besides, who in the Hell presents a waffle-house ID badge to the TSA? Show 'em a Walmart customer-service card and you're good to go.

#compliance  #or else  #meet your Kommissar   #at local train station

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
6/27/2025, 1:19 pm
I'm staying out of this because that waffle house is a greedy competitor who probably exploits a kitchen full of illegal alien cooks foreign guest chefs who don't wash their hands after frequent visits to the outhouse for "coke" breaks and sneeze into the waffle batter to show resentment for their substandard wages.

They probably have cockroaches, too.

Our SUB waffle house is staffed by carefully selected volunteers, fresh from a nearby rail yard, who are elated by a chance to doff their warm coats and hang up their shovels for the opportunity to prepare the finest breakfasts available while taking our "leg chain challenge" and no wages whatsoever.

That's dedication!

Besides, who in the Hell presents a waffle-house ID badge to the TSA? Show 'em a Walmart customer-service card and you're good to go.

#compliance  #or else  #meet your Kommissar   #at local train station

Look the jackalope didn’t want to have to flash the top security level TPC SUB Waffle House credentials as the jackalope is reclusive about her SUB Waffle House exclusivity.

This is sort of what happened with Maryland TSA ID crackdown on The People’s Cube .


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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
6/27/2025, 11:50 am
Ah crud.
Change of plans on the proposed response:

🚫 National injunctions (plan A)
✅ Public temper tantrums / burning / looting (plan B)
✅ Delegitimize / intimidate Supreme Court (plan C)

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... supremacy/

 


Jackson wrote:”The Court’s decision to permit the Executive to violate the Constitution with respect to anyone who has not yet sued is an existential threat to the rule of law.

This sounds as if Judge Jackson is telling us, “We’re all gonna die!” Or, is the jackalope just jumping to the conclusion part, here?

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I think what Judge Jackson is saying is "whatever is done to help the far left gain power is legal"

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This story reeks of comrades using YELLOW “Fake”Waffle House IDs.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... audit-sba/

Comrades living —if it can be defined as such — in the beautiful collective of Maryland, trust only authorized RED TPC SUB Waffle House IDs when getting free money from the government. YELLOW means caution! Do Not Proceed.

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The Supreme Court to district judges: “You’re not the president. Stop cosplaying.”

Now laws have to be passed the hard way - by convincing voters.

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Comrades, to de-confuse the topic of this thread, here are the three ID badges issued by the SUBWH:

NONE OF THESE ARE ACCEPTED BY THE TSA!!!

Issued to customers, random proles who spend more time deciding what they want than eating, and sketchy rascals.
Issued to customers, random proles who spend more time deciding what they want than eating, and sketchy rascals.

Issued to kitchen staff, counter staff, wait staff and any manager who stays sober for their entire 92-hour shift.
Issued to kitchen staff, counter staff, wait staff and any manager who stays sober for their entire 92-hour shift.

Issued only to top command, control and calamity team and their immediate underlings who live in and maintain the lower levels of the bunker.
Issued only to top command, control and calamity team and their immediate underlings who live in and maintain the lower levels of the bunker.

And always remember,  visitors may not proceed past this point:

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I hope these clear things up.

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
7/1/2025, 10:41 am
Comrades, to de-confuse the topic of this thread, here are the three ID badges issued by the SUBWH:

NONE OF THESE ARE ACCEPTED BY THE TSA!!!

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And always remember,  visitors may not proceed past this point:

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I hope these clear things up.

Excellent work on clearing the Tables via color coded SUB WH ID’s, Colonel O.

Spreading RED TPC SUB WH calamity is just the jackalope’s, Huckleberry.

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