I received an email today from Edward Mazza, a corespondent for France24, an international news channel and website. We were in contact before regarding my video Liberal Outrage: A Pro-McCain March In Manhattan that was linked on Drudge Report in Sept. 2008. He interviewed Red Squirrel who made the footage and I posted it on the same thread here.

This time his questions were about Obama's inauguration:

Edward Mazza wrote:Hi Oleg --
I am trying to get some conservative bloggers' comments on the inauguration for France 24. Would you be willing to spare a moment to tell me in 4-5 sentences what you hope Obama will say on Tuesday (or what you wish he would say)?

Thanks for your time once again.

Ed
https://observers.france24.com

Here's what I wrote back:

It's been hard for me to write satire after the election because my wildest satirical visions had suddenly become a reality thanks to Obama who is the very embodiment of political traits and delusions I used to lampoon on the People's Cube. Just like life imitates art, Obama has hijacked my website's satirical message and became a self-writing lampoon. How can you lampoon a lampoon? It makes me feel redundant.

Aside from the satirical aspect, I don't have any hopes for Obama. His cabinet appointments indicate he has nothing new to offer but to recycle old Clinton apparatchiks while throwing some of the leftist radicals into the mix. Even if his intentions are good, his activities are objectively hazardous to this country. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. But I seriously doubt even the goodness of his intentions given his radical leftist background and the sleaze of the Chicago political swamp in which he used to occupy a comfortable spot. The Blagojevich scandal is nothing but a gigantic sucking sound produced by this swamp as Obama and his wife are being extracted from it, only to be replanted in Washington.

The rest of the world, too, seems to have been irredeemably flooded with irrational ideological manure. I do hope there will eventually happen a chemical reaction that will solidify the manure and turn it into fertile ground to build upon. Such a reaction is, in fact, my only hope and the only acceptable vision of the future out of several possible scenarios, albeit not the most probable one. All I can do right now is work as a catalyst for this reaction.

What I wish Obama would say in his inaugural speech? Exactly this: "Now that I no longer have to waste my days worrying about winning the election, I had time to read Atlas Shrugged and suddenly realized what an idiot I've been all these years."

Then I thought that perhaps some of the Cubists might also have an idea or two about what they hope Obama will say on Tuesday or what they wish he would say. Post them here!

What would I like Obama to say? Something I'd like to hear everyone in government say:

The only reason I'm in office is that I wish to help govern a free country.

My fellow Americans, as my former pastor Jeremiah Wright said, I am just a politician. So get over the damn Messiah and Lightworker crap already. You people are acting like a bunch of morons.

Heap me Heap

Red Square,


What do I want Obama to say?

1. I, Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, realize that the security of this country is the most important task that I face. I promise that will listen to my military advisors, not the"socialist" morons that feel America should join France and the rest of Europe, in their misery!

2. I will tell the Congress that we need an immediate corporate tax break to make us competitive with the rest of the World, and that we should review all government agencies to weed out the duplication of services; reduce the size of the government.

3. I will use as many private sector contractors as possible for essential government projects. giving the work to the people of this country, not just creating new jobs by establishing new government entities.

4. I will stabilize energy prices in our country by drilling for oil wherever we find it, utilizing all types of energy sources, including clean coal, hydro-power, nuculear, solar, battery etc.

5. I will only make government loans, with reasonable interest and proper oversight, to include small businesses.

6. I will insist the government come up with a plan to finally protect our borders, and enforce all immigration laws. After the borders are secure, we must find a way to either legalize or deport illegal aliens, and put an end to "sanctuary cities" and the accessing of public services by illegals who have zero rights to them!

7. I will commute Border Agents Ramos, and Compean's sentences to time served. This is a travesty of justice!

8. I will protect the Constitution of the United States, and not appoint judges that would re-write it!

9. I will examine all aid given to foreign countries, and if they do not stand and support our country, their aid will be reduced or eliminated.

Well, Red, although I know I'm living in fantasyland, these are just a few of the issues that I feel Obama should tackle if he is truly going to be "Ready On Day One".

How can you lampoon a lampoon? It makes me feel redundant

You said it, brother!

As to Obama's speech, I would laugh my ass off if he stood up and said:

"As I stand here the duly sworn and properly installed president of these United States, I would like to read to you the details of my birth from my Kenyan birth certificate, following which I will laugh in all your craker faces."

Good work Red Square, you've actually tricked those silly Frenchmen into believing that you're a closet conservative who runs a website that mocks communism.

The Party should commission a new medal for "Deceptive Subversion" and give it to you (assuming you have room on your jacket for yet another glorious medal).

Silly bourgeois dupes, by the time they realize we aren't kidding, it will be too late.

What I've learned from watching socialists for the 50+ years of my life is that they will say whatever gets them elected and, once in office, they do whatever hurts the country the most.

Personally, I could care less what the B.O. has to say. What I'd like him to do is:

1) Repeal the 16th amendment because an income tax just plays right into the hands of the class warfare socialists.

2) Pass the FairTax. It replaces all other taxes with a tax on consumption. That is the only true fair tax for everyone.

3) Drill for oil. Use the resources this country has instead of giving the jihadis the very club to beat us with.

4) If you want to stop greenhouse gas emmissions, build nuclear power plants. They are safe, efficient, and clean!
<br>5) Stop spending money on "global warming" or "climate change." There is no science that proves any planetary warming is caused by humans. However, there are many other places to spend that money that would do the most good.

6) Deny all federal money to any state that does NOT pass a school choice/voucher system. If the state spends $5000 per year per student, then that is amount of the voucher; it is NOT a sliding scale based on income. The tax money follows the student.

I know these will never happen. They are the intelligent choices, the freedom-based choices, not the socialist choices.

Thanks for all your manual input. Now behold....

the automated inauguration speech generator!
Here's what came out of my effort:

Inauguration speech generator, using Red Square's input, wrote: My fellow Americans, today is a hopeful day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "change", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually hope.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hopeful and progressive challenges like never before. Our economy is fair. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for minorities. Our healthcare system is hopeful. If your blowhole is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a politician. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a hopeful change. But hoping together we can right this ship, and set a course for Chicago.

Finally, I must thank my righteous family, my unpaid campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank goose-stepping progressives for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of changing the American people. Without your silent efforts, none of this would have been possible.

LMAO Red,

Here's what happened when I played:
Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a smarmy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "hack", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually waste.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces panting and drooling challenges like never before. Our economy is silly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for them. Our healthcare system is tingly. If your middle finger is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Politician. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dog crap. But procrastinating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Washington.

Finally, I must thank my foppish family, my swooning campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Congress for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of lying the American people. Without your shitty efforts, none of this would have been possible.

A couple things I would like to hear Obama, or any president say.

"I'm going to veto every gosh darn thing that comes across my desk. If its that important, you'll find the two-thirds majority to pass it."

"I can't solve your damn problems. I'm an executive. I either sign things into law, or veto them. Pick some better representatives if you want real change"

RIK

I only want to hear two words from Obeyme.... "I quit."

Comrade Cube, I love your suggestion the best for a line you would like to hear the Obama say. The only thing that can top it would be if we were to say
"I never thought it would end like this, and since I know I am way over my head, I am appointing Rush Limbaugh as "shadow president" to be the one who makes all decisions for me."

As a soon to be former American, I apologize for this... after all, you came from the USSR to escape what has now been voted for.

Comrade Obama will announce that John McCain, Lindsey Graham, his loyal spouse Mike and he will depart for the Hawaiian Islands for a year of hot kinky wife swapping.