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White House Posts Mysterious Images on X

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Comrades, you may not have seen the above article but we have, and our crack team of image analysts have worked hard to resolve the images and provide explanations. Here are the results:

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Looks like President Trump has prepped a response to the foreign-funded "No Kings Day" protests

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This appears to be the gift purchased by Hillary Clinton for Bill Clinton, who passed it on as a joke to Barack Obama, who presented it to Michelle Obama as an anniversary present.

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The Iranian Regime's latest candidate for the ever-vacant Supreme Leader position or the Senate Minority Leader's political stategist? Hard to say.

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As a good will gesture, Iran's mine layers have been armed with Super-Squirts and are distributing beachballs instead of mines.

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Solid proof that the IRGC's communications network has been devastated.

More to come as more becomes available.

All graphics by Col. O. for The People's Cube dot com

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Is that the original Clinton testicle lockbox? Getting that device sanitized for public view must have been up there with our own Red Salmon's cleanup of rotting Kurd corpses that never existed. Colonel O. you are the Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, done dirt cheap.

Offering you my March Meat Vodka Ration Card as thanks.


 
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