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Who is Turning Pamalinsky's Original Posts into POLLS?

POLL: Who's To Blame?

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I, Pamalinsky, never did! Never! So, who's doing it?

I don't like it because it makes me look like I am seeking votes based not on the merit of my post, but on the merit of whose posting it!

I want my posts to stand on their own merit, like or not like! I can deal with that and learn from it!

Please tell me, if you have the nerve, who this person is!

Thank you Comrades! It's up to you! Tell me!


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Ummm, YEAH! Ivan. Are you joking with me? And to think I have supported you always!
Amazing reply! Another coward! Next!

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I propose a poll to get to the bottom of this!!

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That's what I just said dear ROCK!

How is this any different than what you just said.

Something is amiss here, dear Comrades!

Let's solve it!

Please, tell me who it is!

Your pal,

Pamalinsky

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The Kowloon thing I posted was taken down. Now i get it.

Continue on, comrades, nothing to see here.

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Pamalinsky wrote: Something is amiss here, dear Comrades!

Let's solve it!

Please, tell me who it is!

Your pal,

Pamalinsky


Dear Comradette, be aware there are many inner comrades and alter ego's running loose within the gulag walls. It could be someone you'd never expect.

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It was me... No.. I'm just kidding comrade Pamalinski.


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Shovel 4 U,

That is the sanest reply I have heard yet!

For me, all Betsareoff on him. Betinov is not my friend!

Why, why am I being targeted? I, Pamalinsky, remain befuddled.

But I thank you Shovel. I thank you very much!

I have no idea who is behind this. Could it be Red? (horrors!)

Pinkie? (Noooo!)

Befuddledly yours,

Pamalinsky

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DaveFilms, Red Menace? Nah, you're just not that kinda guys!
I remain befuddled!

Red Menace! Goldstein? Goldstein who?

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Idunno. Me & Mr. Kalashnikov are just sittin' here in the beet field minding our own business. Just thought I'd toss a name out there to throw off any suspicion.

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37% of undocumented workers in my beet fields think it was Bruno...

the rest are minding thier own business.

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OK! OK! Uncle! Uncle!

Never again will I take myself so seriously!

You guys GOT me! Happy now? Pfffffft! (As Uncle Tovarichi says)

Still, I want to know who is behind this POLL thing! Fess up!

Oh, who am I kidding? None of you will ever let me know what happened. You'll just leave me hanging like a dingleberry on the outer rim of your sick humor. (Serious literary alert!)

I hate you, hate you, hate you!!! :•)

(Your special pal P'sky)

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Well, Pamalinsky, it appears according to the poll that - yet again - Bush is behind this travesty. Are we surprised?

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Won't the man EVER just go back to Texas and stay there?

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Yeah, ROCK, have to confess I voted for him as well. Always handy to have someone to blame being a blithering idiot on. And, for all you editorial purists, I meant to dangle that participle, dammit!

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A dingleberry, huh ?

Only if you've said something intimating that Shovel 4 U gave you a sane reply.

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Oh.....you've already done that ?

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Aw jeesh, Kraz, you know me well enough by now to know that that is a true expression of my affection! It was a "literary device" for cryin' out loud! Dingleberry, schmingleberry!

Frankly this whole thread, including the scrub of my original Kowloon post which generated this one, has taken a most delightful and unexpected turn. If I have learned anything from this it's "go with the flow!" I am absolutely enamored of my fellow Cubists! Stunning friends! Never have I met such a bunch who can turn my anxiety into laughter! Mwaaah!

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Pamalinski.... sometimes " going with the flow " is not the best course of action.

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True enough. But as you have clearly illustrated, the thin blue line separating sanity from insanity is always present. Even when taking the proverbial or literal "dump."

So glad you are up this evening!


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OK ROCK! You are definitely going appetite-over-tin-cup here! You have shown us a very very big blue line and a ginormous dump! Please, keep things in proportion. While you're at it, do enjoy this submission by Father Prog Theocritus and me, before I spiffed up my avatar. I look so busted and worn out in it! A pathetic little shrike! Trust me, you will enjoy it. It's Father Prog at his best! And recommended reading from below. Have fun!
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OK! OK! Uncle! Uncle!

Never again will I take myself so seriously!
And that was the sole purpose of my orginal reply.
You guys GOT me! Happy now? Pfffffft! (As Uncle Tovarichi says)

Still, I
want to know who is behind this POLL thing! Fess up!
That being said, it really is a violation of comradeship to alter an original post. Edit your own stuff all you want, but the memory hole is a private thing.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:That being said, it really is a violation of comradeship to alter an original post. Edit your own stuff all you want, but the memory hole is a private thing.
True Dat! I would never consider doing such a thing ...uh, but i did add the poll to this thread. Hey, it was begging for it, I couldn't resist.

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Pamalinsky wrote:OK ROCK! You are definitely going appetite-over-tin-cup here! You have shown us a very very big blue line and a ginormous dump! Please, keep things in proportion.
Just goin' with the flow, ma'am. It's what I do.

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:That being said, it really is a violation of comradeship to alter an original post. Edit your own stuff all you want, but the memory hole is a private thing.
True Dat! I would never consider doing such a thing ...uh, but i did add the poll to this thread. Hey, it was begging for it, I couldn't resist.


OK, Krasno, he confessed. Remove the electrodes and take the grounding rod out of his memory hole. Wash your hands, no tellin what's in there... show trial will move through the express lane with this evidence. Did Pamski pay us up front or do we need to send Guido and the boys on an errand?

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Guido has always been a persuasive one, no ?

BTW, Comrade T,
Have you seen any of Dear Leader's drones flying around Lake Travis ?
I've heard some rumors about how long his " kill list " is.

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Oh horror vacui Comrades! Curiosity was my motivation here, not anger, if I erroneously conveyed that. What a relief it is to find out that Maksim is the perp! Whew! My empty head was virtually imploding for want of an answer! I had to breathe into a paper bag! Thanks to Maksim's courageous confession, my poor empty head has been replenished with enough hot air to keep me going until I expel it again with another pointless video (or reasonable facsimile thereof)!


I truly appreciate everyone showing up here to address this query. You turned the whole thread into something that had me in stitches! Sometimes I have a hard time keeping up with you guys!


ROCK. Regarding my response to your Niagara shot (thick blue line between sanity and insanity) where I said "You are definitely going appetite-over-tin-cup": I, like a true made prog, was merely projecting, as I suspect you already know.


Maksim, I do like the Poll you put up! Very appropriate. Post was definitely begging for it, as you say. I wish I had thought of it.


Thing is, I was really referring to my previous 3 posts where someone had inserted a POLL. (I don't wish to belabor this, really I don't.) The 3rd one was taken down entirely whilst posting this query. (As I am writing this, I can only hope the first 2 are still there.) I will assume that that was you as well Maksim, i.e. the previous polls AND the scrub of my last sans-reponds post.


It wasn't getting any response anyway, a real dud evidently, so I am grateful to the prog who eliminated it. You saved me! At this point I don't really care who it was. Let's move on! (I will accept your confession, however, to help you assuage your guilt. As a service to mankind, of course.)


As usual, it's been fun!

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What is going on here, comrades? Am I to believe that Maksim has just confessed to being the pollster behind Pamalinsky's polls?

Superkommissar Maksim, you ought to be ASHAMED of yourself! Admitting to such a cruel, vile act!

When you mess with Pamalinsky's posts, you mess with me, buster! And when you mess with me . . . well, read on. You are in such big trouble now!

Is it not enough that you're so talented in your Party agitprop, that you're always getting Beet of the Week for your work and more recently a nomination for another, though less stellar award? Is it not enough that you're a Superkommissar when some of us are just mere commissars and commissarkas, and others, like Pamalinsky, not even that? Is your life still so pitifully lacking?

Must you also stick your big oar—or perhaps I should say, shovel—into other people's hard work, and tamper with it? Interfere with it? Detract from it? And then call attention to yourself by shamelessly proclaiming to all that yes, you did it?

Did you really think you could do that and get away with it?

Be ashamed, Maksim! Look inside yourself, and ask yourself: What sort of depraved, sick individual would stoop so low as to do such a thing? An individual like yourself?

We speak of an individual who has done the following to Pamalinsky:

Targeted her!

Caused her head to nearly implode!

Drove her to hyperventilate into a paper bag!

Made her more befuddled than usual!

Left her hanging like a dingleberry!

Why, I can just see her alone in her cubicle late at night, seated at her computer, posting one music video after another to The People's Blog, posting her little heart out with her little music videos, doing what she can to raise awareness of how much she cares about posting those videos, when all of a sudden a big ugly poll pops up on her thread like a huge red zit on prom night. I can see her trying to start another topic with another music video, and then bam! Up with another big ugly poll out of nowhere! I can almost see her bolting out of her chair and backing away from the computer, whimpering and glancing around fearfully and nearly soiling herself before shouting into that great big empty cubicle, “WHO'S OUT THERE? WHO'S DOING THIS?”

Only to see this show up on her computer screen:

MAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIMMAKSIM


And you dare to say you did all that?

What's next, Maksim? Will you admit that upon seeing THIS thread, you were so full of fiendish glee you'd driven her to certain, certifiable madness, that you almost couldn't sleep that night for all the giggling you did? How pathetic. Is this how you get your kicks, comrade? Your jollies? Your cheap thrills?

I'm sure you know how I get mine.

WHACK!!!

Now pick up your teeth before I sell them to Steinway & Sons for piano keys.

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We accept vodka rations, Bacon cheeseburgers, and cash....

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COMMISSARKA PINKY!


Much as I hate to admit it, what with Maksim being a Meany Sneaky Freak and all, he does have a point. It's something I have known all along! And that is, obviously, some of my posts, especially new one's featuring videos, are colossal failures! Duds if you will. Some have been downright weird! They are best displayed within a thread and should be well chosen. Most have gotten some decent traffic however, which always manages to amaze me.


I would like to point out though that I have seen Maksim post several videos in a new post himself. And I mean SEVERAL! One of his new posts contained at least three, if I remember correctly, and included one of my very own regarding The Honey Badger, which I had posted about a week earlier than his. I complimented him on this choice because that's just what I wanted people to do; adopt the ways of the Honey Badger! He was fulfilling my request! I was thrilled!


He knows I am a fan of his because I have told him so several times on his posts!


I would also like to note that at least one comrade told me they have actually downloaded some of my "record collection" onto their own devices! This was very gratifying to hear.


Nonetheless, I think he has a point. Maybe he is trying to give me a "helpful little hint?" And, maybe he is just saying what other comrades are too polite to say.


I can take it! I'd rather hear something like, "Hey Pamalinsky! Your stupid videos suck! Show us what else you got!" rather than being sneaky about it. Actually, I'd prefer something a bit kinder, because I'm really a "softie", as in ice cream, and I know it's a difficult thing to say to another comrade, even in a Personal Message.


Again, point duly noted.


Also Pinkie, I have to admit I got a cheap thrill when you called out Maksim just above. I just couldn't help myself. I'd also like to mention that I too have received a few whacks from you in addition to a Beet of the Week, albeit a "collective" one.

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...and don't forget a healthy tip for Guido, you don't want him coming back more than once.

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Pamalinsky wrote: ROCK. Regarding my response to your Niagara shot (thick blue line between sanity and insanity) where I said "You are definitely going appetite-over-tin-cup": I, like a true made prog, was merely projecting, as I suspect you already know.
Comrade Pamalinsky this thread has nothing whatsoever to do with Viagra.

Oh. Wait.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: We speak of an individual who has done the following to Pamalinsky:

Targeted her!

Caused her head to nearly implode!

Drove her to hyperventilate into a paper bag!

Made her more befuddled than usual!

Left her hanging like a dingleberry!
Commissarka Pinkievich, these are Beet-of-the-Week-worthy accomplishments! Are they not? Did not our dear example and father in the faith, Comrade Alinsky, point out the joy and beauty of such things?

I has a confusination!

JiffyLobo™, here I come...

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What the hell is going on? Let me be clear, I added a poll to this topic ONLY. And it was funny, Pamalinsky even thinks so .

I'm NOT responsible for editing, changing, or adding a poll to any other topic or thread, Pamalinsky's or otherwise.

You'll never catch me copping to anything again, the sting from Pinkie's shovel is an effective teacher.

As a Superkommissar I should know better than to tell the truth about anything, ever. Hell it's in the job description. That's not to say I'm to blame, because as always IT'S BUSH'S FAULT. He cut taxes when he should have funded a program to instruct some of you people how to comprehend the meaning of "this thread" and "all threads".

Now who do I see about getting back my semi-good name?

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Comrade Maksim. Ahem. You must remember that we're all graduates of the glorious Publik Skul Sistem here, and differentiating between anything and anything else was never covered in our curricula.

That being said, what name would you like?

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Well Superkommissar Maksim, I actually believe you!

Please forgive me for "assuming" that you added POLLS on the others or scrubbed the last one. I'll refrain from using the old saw about "assuming" in this case, because I would be the only ass remaining. Now that wouldn't do, would it? Also, to clarify about the Honey Badger thing for all to hear: Maksim never plagiarized it at all! He just didn't realize I had already posted it. Nothing to see here!

As for the "cheap thrill" I mentioned I had when Pinkie called you out? Um, well, I can't exactly take that one back. How does one undo a "cheap thrill?" Only thing I can say is that it was based on a false premise. (Us prigs are famous for that, d'oh, I meant progs!) I always incur that typo on that word, don't know why. Freudian or something. Keyboards can be slippery little suckers. My gloating about your call-out was a bit opportunistic, I'll admit.

I am really grateful that you copped to it, though. I do believe you are a man of integrity. I admire directness! Especially when it's directed at someone else! Like Bush! And it actually turned out quite well!

I quizzed another comrade about it in a most friendly way, but she doesn't even know to do it. I'm not angry, just curious!

That begs the question, an annoying one to be sure, who DID post those previous POLLS?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……… Aaaaw jeeeez, I think I know the answer!
Sometimes it's best to not ask too many questions.

1Edit: Added "Especially when it's directed at someone else! Like Bush!

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Ivan Brain-In-A-Jar!

I have thrown a few capers into your marinade just to apologize for my accusation of your cowardice! (I have been a bit overwrought lately.)

I still regard you as a wise friend, my friend.

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Pamalinsky wrote:Ivan Brain-In-A-Jar!
I still regard you as a wise friend, my friend.

Also, he is a friend that floats in a jar of vodka. ( Those are the best kind ! )

Krasnodar( State-approved distributor of after-dinner mints and sundry notions )

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Krasnodar wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:Ivan Brain-In-A-Jar!
I still regard you as a wise friend, my friend.

Also, he is a friend that floats in a jar of vodka. ( Those are the best kind ! )

Krasnodar( State-approved distributor of after-dinner mints and sundry notions )
Yeah! Just like an olive! Ivan Olivier!

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Don't give Brain-In-Jar fancy ideas, Pamalinsky - he's liable to develop airs and start wearing a snooty hat.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Don't give Brain-In-Jar fancy ideas, Pamalinsky - he's liable to develop airs and start wearing a snooty hat.
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It is happening... He's not the Betinov I once knew...


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Yep. Just what I was afraid would happen.

Ivan Olivier Betinov.

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Red Square wrote:
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Don't give Brain-In-Jar fancy ideas, Pamalinsky - he's liable to develop airs and start wearing a snooty hat.
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It is happening... He's not the Betinov I once knew...
OMG!


Betinov! Please! Please don't change! Just be yourself! I don't like Changey Changey, just Hopey Changey!


Here's another cup-and-a-half of vodka! Please! Take it! That should keep you under water vodka for awhile!

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Comrades,

Today, Venus is passing between us and our Sun…the passage of Love, illuminated and emphasized by the backdrop of Light! Real, as well as symbolic, observations.



You can watch the passage of Venus on your local stations if you wish, but I offer this alternative!

Yes! It's another one of my videos, one of my favorite and touching songs. It's sweet and good!

When I first heard it, I could identify with the "little black spot." I worked out with it and had tears streaming down my face while doing so.

I truly hope you like it.

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Comrades, when I hear phrases like "the passage of Venus", I can't help but think of our dear Helen Thomas's very special (if you know what I mean) "passage".

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Makes me feel a tingle up my OTHER leg!

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Good one, ROCK!

My point in posting this video was, no matter how hard you hurt me, I'll never give up! Never!

I, Pamalinsky am and always will be, "The King/Queen of Pain!" That simply means I will prevail! Just like my most beloved Cubists! I am not a masochist! I'm a survivor! And a lover of my brethren!

One of my best friends is Forrest Gump!


 
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