Why The People's Cube Exists

Lately, there has been some talk of certain comrades taking undermining shovels and going home, because what??? there is nothing left to undermine??

This makes no reasonable and/or logical sense to the mythological horned rodent.

Red Square set the standard of Wokaholic Satire and expects the same from minions.

Post Wokaholic Satire like a Russian would.
 

Komrade J,

I don't mean to be raining all over your workaholic shovel parade but didn't we just pull off the biggest voting booth coup in American history? Voters dead and alive, eligible and non-eligible, existent and non-existent all got to cast votes in person or not in person. All these votes were downloaded into machines that weren't supposed to be connected to the internet but were. These votes went in, bounced around the world like a stainless steel pinball zigging and zagging all around off the bumpers in a pinball machine. Just when it looked like it might not happen and while the machine was happily chinging and changing with lights blinking racking up points for a 2nd term of Bad Orange Man at a maddening rate, all of a sudden that steel ball hit the right spot and went straight down the middle path, clearing both flippers and BADA BING BADA BOOM landed us right into the gutter of the G.W.O.N.T.

I thought it was time to take a vacation. You're such a slave driver.
 

I was about to suggest starting a Workaholic Anonymous group, where I'd stand up and say, "Hi, I'm Red Square and I'm a workaholic."

But Clara I.B.Y.B.Z.'s post made me think of also starting a Votaholic Anonymous group for people obsessively voting 24/7 for two months by mail and in person because they feared that Orange Man might win again. "Hi, I'm a votaholic and I saved our democracy by having cast 638 votes for Democrats."
 

And Rep. and Queen of "Triple-Crown Weave" Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX) says those of us being DRIVEN, and our descendants deserves reparations.

Just redistribute my fair share to the balance on my ration card, I've had my eye on a HD flat screen for Tractor Barn 2, but community organizers around here don't start protests near the big box stores...

or Bass Pro Shop/Cabelas either. Dammit.
 

"Our needs have been ignored for too long!"

Disenfranchised fishing enthusiasts demand area community organizers schedule social justice protests around local bait and tackle shops if Bass Pro Shop/Cabelas are unavailable.
 

Neither 'workaholic' or 'shovel' are compatible words found anywhere in my work history resume. Unless of course I had a cushy job whacking people like Commissarka Pinke.

Since that job is taken I'll be happy to take the job of 'pearl clutcher'. I should be able to use my fainting couch in my work and get a tax write-off. I might be able to turn that into a 'workaholic' job.

Don't forget to ask about Clara's Special Smelling Salts (cash only) for when life gives you a case of the vapors.



 

Just awesome, comrades. Just awesome.

Note the false percentage of Russian Directors of Wokaholic Expectations in the chart above.

Red Square surpasses all Wokaholic Russians!!

plus - why is there no percentage of wokaholicism for Thought Criminals in the chart?

forelocktugofneofeudalism
'pelipsky
 

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin

Komrade J,

I don't mean to be raining all over your workaholic shovel parade but didn't we just pull off the biggest voting booth coup in American history? Voters dead and alive, eligible and non-eligible, existent and non-existent all got to cast votes in person or not in person. All these votes were downloaded into machines that weren't supposed to be connected to the internet but were. These votes went in, bounced around the world like a stainless steel pinball zigging and zagging all around off the bumpers in a pinball machine. Just when it looked like it might not happen and while the machine was happily chinging and changing with lights blinking racking up points for a 2nd term of Bad Orange Man at a maddening rate, all of a sudden that steel ball hit the right spot and went straight down the middle path, clearing both flippers and BADA BING BADA BOOM landed us right into the gutter of the G.W.O.N.T.

I thought it was time to take a vacation. You're such a slave driver.

Gosh, CIZ!!! you make havin' a hot flash look good. 'pelipsky doesn't know how you do it with such dignity.

'pelipsky knows too many comrades that don't really know what was pulled off to land us in the GWONT. All that shovelin' an' underminin' sweaty work, and these deniers aren't even a.w.a.r.e. as long as THEIR Starbucks ain't boarded up...nothin' happened.

What is that??? What would Pinkie do if some comrades denied her shovel work ever happened?? Something's deservin' a virtual shovel whack of reality.

It's just rude and insensitive to The Effort.

As clueless as 'pelipsky thinkfeelin' something about why TPC exists in the first place. What does 'pelipsky know? Especially when deniers don't even notice these accomplishments. !!!!

Smellin' salts would only 'rouse the 'pelipsky back to life amongst these deniers.

yours in The Effort,
'pelipsky
 

jackalopelipsky

Gosh, CIZ!!! you make havin' a hot flash look good. 'pelipsky doesn't know how you do it with such dignity.

'pelipsky knows too many comrades that don't really know what was pulled off to land us in the GWONT. All that shovelin' an' underminin' sweaty work, and these deniers aren't even a.w.a.r.e. as long as THEIR Starbucks ain't boarded up...nothin' happened.

What is that??? What would Pinkie do if some comrades denied her shovel work ever happened?? Something's deservin' a virtual shovel whack of reality.

It's just rude and insensitive to The Effort.

As clueless as 'pelipsky thinkfeelin' something about why TPC exists in the first place. What does 'pelipsky know? Especially when deniers don't even notice these accomplishments. !!!!

Smellin' salts would only 'rouse the 'pelipsky back to life amongst these deniers.

yours in The Effort,
'pelipsky

"What does 'pelipsky know?"

Pelipsky knows PLENTY. If you didn't, you wouldn't be here. You can't worry about what the oblivious normie NPCs know or don't know. They aren't aware that we have slipped into the G.W.O.N.T. and they won't notice if we slip back out. That's how clueless they are.

"Gosh, CIZ!!! you make havin' a hot flash look good. 'pelipsky doesn't know how you do it with such dignity."

It's not hard Dear, anyone can do it. The trick is to load up on lots of hormones and lots of insurance. (A little sniff or two of Clara's Special Smelling Salts doesn't hurt either.)


 

Golly, CIZ!! you make bein' a horned rodent look good...that was great.

'pelipsky needed a laugh. Plus your expose' on who's up to GWONT good in Myanmar- that was some excellent camera work. Every picture tells a story. Great coverage, CIZ! Those photos should be on the cover of the pulp "Gulag Enquirer" in the check out line at the local ration center.

While you've headed east, 'pelipsky's been checkin' out Nicaraguan territory.

Texaragua is connecting by Rail Way, one citycouncil station at a time.

TAWANDA!!!
'pelipsky


 

All workaholics must attend The Party™ mandated training titled "How to Identify the Signs of Workaholism". They must attend everyday for 8 hours.
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

All workaholics must attend The Party™ mandated training titled "How to Identify the Signs of Workaholism". They must attend everyday for 8 hours.
Why the shortened workday?
 

RedDiaperette

Zampolit Blokhayev

All workaholics must attend The Party™ mandated training titled "How to Identify the Signs of Workaholism". They must attend everyday for 8 hours.
Why the shortened workday?

Who said anything about a shortened work day? President Komrade Kamala expects all serfs toil for the State a minimum of 16 hours everyday.