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VIDEO: Why we need to resist the obsolete Electrical College

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Comrades, surely the time has come for us to realize that we live in a modern age far removed from the times of the Founding Fathers.

The Electrical College simply must go, and here are three compelling reasons why...

Now get out there and protest in style! Show the world you mean to be noticed as today's cutting edge SJW.

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Remember, kids: If you can't fix it with years of investigations, then you have an Electrical College problem.

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Did you know? Abolishing the Electrical College would give us free electrons - and free electricity for all!

You never heard of it only because this fact is being suppressed by the corporate media and Fox News.

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The Electrical College is part of the same systemic oppression. This picture from our earlier report shows these downtrodden intersectional victims who suffer from chronological warfare fueled by the Electrical College.

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And while we're at it, let's also abolish ICE, profit, borders, prisons, and cash bail.

Help is on the way, comrades! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a dues-paying member of this organization, has just won a Democrat primary in New York, which in that city means a guaranteed seat in the U.S. Congress.

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A comment to this post on Twitter:

Damn Ohm and his unconstitutional law! Resist the power!

Electricians are known for their loose morals. Why should they make the decisions for all the people?

Loose wires, loose morals.

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Improved and revised with new links to help you pay your fair share!

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Improved and revised with new links to help you pay your fair share!

Ohm My God, this post has me so amped up that I'm going to drive my Volt over to Henry Faraday's house and see if he's interested in a tee, or maybe the hoodie Oersted. Wattever.

Seriously, if you can get Kommissar Square to sanctify that with a TPC logo, I'll go for at least the mug.

- SK

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Chief Designer wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Improved and revised with new links to help you pay your fair share!

Ohm My God, this post has me so amped up that I'm going to drive my Volt over to Henry Faraday's house and see if he's interested in a tee, or maybe the hoodie Oersted. Wattever.

Seriously, if you can get Kommissar Square to sanctify that with a TPC logo, I'll go for at least the mug.

- SK
Dear Valued Customer,

We are deeply touched by your desire to give back to your community by purchasing several hundred of our items.
However, while these items have been created with the very finest of cutting edge Soviet technology, we regret to inform you that the design, once created, cannot be altered. This is due to our policy of multicultural deference to the ways of the Medes and the Persians.
However, we will check with the Politburo regarding your idea for future designs.
Yours in All Things Revolutionary,
The People's Dry Goods Logo Commissariat

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With the repeal of the mandate, the prices for the merchandise has come down. 2020 is just around the corner, and if we get Trump again, you'll need to be prepared to make a statement and raise awareness. Unless it's like drizzling outside or something. In that case, go inside with your t-shirt, hoodie, or coffee mug and make a compelling video to show how distraught you are.

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Wait, I seem to know that revolutionary! Yeah, 've seen him, definitely. Wait, where was that? ...
... Oh yeah - 2016, Nov. 9th. Exactly! Big Apple, JFK, and he sneaked into the Concordski headed to Omsk, yeah. Giggling, and wearing that comic ushanka .....

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Wait, I seem to know that revolutionary! Yeah, 've seen him, definitely. Wait, where was that? ...
... Oh yeah - 2016, Nov. 9th. Exactly! Big Apple, JFK, and he sneaked into the Concordski headed to Omsk, yeah. Giggling, and wearing that comic ushanka .....
Wait! The SJW in this video and Sergei (RCG) are... *gasp*

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Wait! The SJW in this video and Sergei (RCG) are... *gasp*
OMG, like, totally awesome!
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Comrades across the Fruited Kollektive, it's time to remind the SJWs and other assorted proles and useful idiots about the need to abolish the obsolete and unfair Electoral College.
Now, more than ever, it's time to burn down the system.

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Should we burn it down or light it up? Some Party™ directives would be helpful.


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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Should we burn it down or light it up? Some Party™ directives would be helpful.
Some alternating views are tolerable as long as they result in direct action.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Such resistance has sparked my interest...
Indeed, there is no place like ohm.

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That was pretty clever how you spliced those two concepts together. Nicely done, since this is the first time you've plugged in to the discussion.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:That was pretty clever how you spliced those two concepts together. Nicely done, since this is the first time you've plugged in to the discussion.
Indeed such comments keep the current of conversation flowing in a positive manner.

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I find that Comrade Kitty is usually wired pretty tightly. A well grounded member of the Cube.


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There can be no impedance of the Cube. Resistance is useless. We know watt's going on.

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This is the arc of History™, Comrades. The current resistance will electrify The Party™.


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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I find that Comrade Kitty is usually wired pretty tightly. A well grounded member of the Cube.
It is true that I am not

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I'm so glad we have this powerful outlet to prevent people from switching back and forth on the issue.


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Better to be a lightening rod than a dead tree.


 
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