Xi Jinpjing Shows Putin Why Hammer is Obsolete

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In a comradely sharing of top-secret information with the Putin as the failing leader of a failed socialist state, Xi Jinpjing shows him why the hammer is obsolete. He tells Putin:

"Mao would have figured this out. Stalin would have figured this out. How come you didn't figure it out yourself? Old Chinese saying: 'Dumb Communist leader does half-ass job by letting the Democrats borrow Russia, Russia, Russia hammer.' "