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Yellow Brick Road - A Wizard's Tale

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Conservatives are following the Yellow Brick road to Iowa, hell bent on exposing a Wizard pretending to possess a bag of magic. The Wizard and The Wicked Witch along with an evil conflagration of demonic cohorts took control in 2009 and calamity has reigned supreme nation wide. Wizardly promises of healing potions and transforming spells have proven empty and the Munchkins are spell weary and potion worn. Rumors of a Good Witch arriving from the North and planning a Tea Party has the Munchkin curious but cautious. They have heard it all before, empty promises of the Wizard's cornucopia with starvation results. But a tea party would be a nice change and it wouldn't hurt to look.


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The trip to Emerald City, where the Wizard lives, would be long and hard. This the Good Witch knew and traveling with her new group of motley friends would slow her down, but it was a trip worth taking. Her first stop was indeed strange. It was a Land of Hawks and its subjects worshiped some strange god for whom they created a large statue and celebrated at a State fair. Fun to them was eating artery clogging food and listening to speeches. Even the statue of their god was created from solid butter. However the people were nice, except to Mitt Romney, and she enjoyed her time with these Hawk people. One of her new companions, Gingrich, had to be confined with secure bonds to keep him from the Fried Butter Concession. Mr. Paul would not eat it and declared it subsidized food stuff which he opposed on firm ideological grounds. It was here that the group learned of what awaited them.

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Emerald city is controlled by evil and devious beings. The Wizard's Chief Guard is a skinny little twerp who had been abandoned in the desert as a child and had learned to fight for survival. He spews awful things and lies about everything, even if telling the truth is advantageous to the Wizard and to himself. Unfortunately he must be faced to expose the Wizard. Strangely enough the lying makes things easier, once one becomes acclimated to it. Simply staying out of his reach, to avoid his spitting, and not believing anything he says neutralizes his power. Other city dwellers are not as scary, most of the them are as disillusioned as the Hawk-Land Munchkins.

Anticipating an interesting and difficult journey, and filled will grease, the group left the Land of Hawks and were off to see the Wizard.

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Hawk People's Idol

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