Glorious news comrades and comretts.. pronouns yes?Anyway.. our most modern moving machines (M4) are doing very well. So well in fact they.. the pejorative "they"... we are asked not to make the (M4) move.

The road to Next Tuesday is littered with the bones of the gullible and their dead cars.

Comrades, California's ecosystem is on the verge of collapse. Ever since Trump refused to ratify the Kyoto Accords, California has been in a state of emergency as well as the entire western seaboard. Governor Newsom, endangered wild animals, five-fingered tree newts, and hundreds of environmentalists, safe and warm in their many colorful tents under abandoned overpasses, are now threatened by solar carcinogens that destroy renewable energy sources. Many of these primarily nocturnal solar carcinogens have condemned thousands of our most endangered electric vehicles to an excruciatingly painful death by starvation. Perhaps we should impose a $10 tax per gallon on gasoline at this time. While this measure may seem draconian to “Save the Planet,” I believe that we should also begin to monitor what kind of vehicle these working families drive, how many miles they drive as they endanger the fragile shattered lives of the “Beautiful People” and sexual predators. While thousands of roaming solar carcinogens remain an ecological disaster, our trusted leaders will finally start to end the reckless environmental policies and put money back into the pockets of the many non-working families and former Aztec refugees. Until those who base their entire existence on providing for their families move on, we may never see President Newsom take charge and witness the bright new era to end blatant capitalism.